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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TNK]
#21848069 - 06/23/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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One is real, the other isn't.
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MinnesnowtaNice
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21848073 - 06/23/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow man, lol I wish I found this website ten years ago. There is some characters here.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
#21848079 - 06/23/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Since the first man saw the first sunset we have been predicting that one day it would fail to rise.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21849114 - 06/24/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

Wow. And he still believes it.
EDIT: Ive seen all the information about ascension, I also read the book "A New Order of the Ages". At the time, for a short period, I found it fascinating and interesting. But it is unrealistic and doesnt make any sense.
This world and others have existed for an extremely long period of time, and its not going to end and have humans float up. Humans are not that divine that we will all ascend. That means that any other creatures on planet Earth would too. This world is the way it is and it will be until our solar system dies.
Edited by MajickMuffin (06/24/15 06:34 AM)
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21849194 - 06/24/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

So.... This isn't a troll thread?
This dude is serious about the whole Rapture thing?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam] 1
#21849341 - 06/24/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Homo sapiens have been around for 200,000 years. Others in our genus include H. Habilis (2 million years ago), H. Erectus (2 million years ago), H. Ergaster (1.5 million years ago), H. neanderthalensis (350,000 years ago), and many others (H. antecessor, H. gautengensis, H. rudolfensis, H. cepranensis, H. tsaichangensis, etc.).
Around the time H. Habilis evolved Australopithecus afarensis went extinct. Australopithecus afarensis lived from 4 million years ago to 2 million years ago. They looked like this:

Think about that. One species of an early human-like ape-like bipedal creature roaming around the savana, using tools, and getting by for MILLY-YONS OF YEARS. The story of how we evolved is reality-based, and a million times more profound than the fairy tales made up just a few thousand years ago by retards that lived on a tiny dot of land in the desert with no knowledge of electricity, chemistry, hygiene, medicine, physics, math, etc. They were distgusting barbaric fools that probably took the crap in the Old Testament seriously and killed people for gathering sticks on the Sabbath. Grow up and use your brain.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Confucian]
#21849397 - 06/24/15 08:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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^ Damn, Lucy was hawt.
Seriously though, the main problem I have with the whole thing is this, most humans who have existed lived before Jesus was theoretically born. The only way into heaven according to Christians is to accept Jesus as your lord and savior. So most people, who never even had the option to do so are being tormented for eternity, basically for the misfortune of being born at the wrong time?
Sounds like a just loving god to me.
Or some Buddhist, who lived their whole life being helpful and kind, is in hell because they didn't believe, when they may night have even heard of Christianity in their whole life.
That type of thinking is just so incredibly closed minded.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849416 - 06/24/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said:
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

So.... This isn't a troll thread?
This dude is serious about the whole Rapture thing?

yes, he's dead serious lmao
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849424 - 06/24/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Praise HIM! : :
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21849430 - 06/24/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849444 - 06/24/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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MajickMuffin
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849557 - 06/24/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said:

I love how adult swim shows make fun of Bush, funny as fuck
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21849588 - 06/24/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

ahahaha oh man I would pay good money to have seen his face that day he realized he was completely retarded and moved for no reason and he was hoaxed
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
#21849787 - 06/24/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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MinnesnowtaNice said: That really happend?
Nope
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desant
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21849806 - 06/24/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

ahahaha oh man I would pay good money to have seen his face that day he realized he was completely retarded and moved for no reason and he was hoaxed
First of all i didnt move anywhere
Second i knew long before 2012 that ascension will happen at unknown day
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desant
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21849814 - 06/24/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rather than moking me, think about yourself, how is your soul? how is your karma? Will you ascend with righteous people. My guess is not, you wont be joining us when the day comes. A special place awaits you instead
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849825 - 06/24/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So, desant, seriously, you believe the whole, "You need Jesus to get to heaven" rap?
Because, please, if you really do, explain this.
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Toe_Jam said:
Seriously though, the main problem I have with the whole thing is this, most humans who have existed lived before Jesus was theoretically born. The only way into heaven according to Christians is to accept Jesus as your lord and savior. So most people, who never even had the option to do so are being tormented for eternity, basically for the misfortune of being born at the wrong time?
Sounds like a just loving god to me.
Or some Buddhist, who lived their whole life being helpful and kind, is in hell because they didn't believe, when they may night have even heard of Christianity in their whole life.
That type of thinking is just so incredibly closed minded.
What is your take on that? God just casts people into hell for not being a part of a specific club, yet is somehow equipped with infinite mercy?
Isn't that contradictory?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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MinnesnowtaNice
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21850113 - 06/24/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Rather than moking me, think about yourself, how is your soul? how is your karma? Will you ascend with righteous people. My guess is not, you wont be joining us when the day comes. A special place awaits you instead 

Dude fuck religion, stop worrying about what some higher power thinks of you and just live good and pure for yourself, nobody else.
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MajickMuffin
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21850403 - 06/24/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Rather than moking me, think about yourself, how is your soul? how is your karma? Will you ascend with righteous people. My guess is not, you wont be joining us when the day comes. A special place awaits you instead 
Think about my soul? The only being that has the right to judge souls is oneself. My kharma would become even more positive for mocking your stupid ass. Youve been hoaxed dude. That information is so false, open your mind and consider other, ideas, for your own souls health. You ascend when you die. You will NEVER see ascension in your body, it does not exist.
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desant
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21858573 - 06/26/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You will NEVER see ascension in your body, it does not exist.
Frigging bullshit
You dont know what you talking about so be quiet
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Edited by desant (06/26/15 07:01 AM)
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