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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841379 - 06/22/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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source?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#21841387 - 06/22/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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desant
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21841395 - 06/22/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: source?
Just 12 years of personal experiences in the occult
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 5
#21841406 - 06/22/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I believe that humanity is doing the exact same thing we have been doing for the past 10,000 years. Living life as best we can, caring for our loved ones. Fighting and dying for what we believe is right. And trying to figure everything out as best as our ape minds will let us. Only difference is that now we have opened up lines of communication on a planetary scale, that allows ideas and concepts to spread faster than at any other point in history. Without that, we are the exact same apes who first figured out that round things roll, who first put a sharp rock on the end of a stick, who brewed the first beer, who nailed some Jewish guy to a tree for suggesting that we all just get along, and who first realized that there is something more beyond the horizon.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841408 - 06/22/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: source?
Just 12 years of personal experiences in the occult
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desant
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21841418 - 06/22/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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laugh laugh all u wont, wont change a thing
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841424 - 06/22/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Ohhh yea???
Do you believe in Cabal? and what there up to?
If you dont your sleeping bro.
If you think nothing is going on and we not going anywahere your wrong
Things are heating up, and once the shit is out of the way, Illuminati will Ascend and then The Planet will ascend too
The only thing the human race is about to be ready for here soon is War.
And hey, we can both disagree with each others beliefs, but why do you go as far as to start calling me names? Such as dillweed. Discussing something, disagreeing, mocking or slamming beliefs is different than slamming the person. Your proving yourself immature.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841427 - 06/22/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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2 Timothy 3:1-5
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
Mark 13:32 - But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
Matthew 24:7 - For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
Luke 21:11 - And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
Matthew 24:1-51
1 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to [him] for to shew him the buildings of the temple.
2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what [shall be] the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all [these things] must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
8 All these [are] the beginning of sorrows.
9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:
17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:
18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!
20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:
21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.
23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not.
24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
25 Behold, I have told you before.
26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, [he is] in the secret chambers; believe [it] not.
27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer [is] nigh:
33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, [even] at the doors.
34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
36 But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
37 But as the days of Noe [were], so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41 Two [women shall be] grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.
45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
46 Blessed [is] that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.
48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;
49 And shall begin to smite [his] fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;
50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for [him], and in an hour that he is not aware of,
51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint [him] his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
1 Timothy 4:1 - Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
Luke 21:25 - And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841430 - 06/22/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is Ghandi in hell?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Bjorn_Stormcrow
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Shiithead]
#21841470 - 06/22/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: Whole bunch of apocalyptic scrupture
Number of years since prophecy was made during which the conditions where NOT met = 0 Number of times the conditions where met particularly well = 9+ Number of raptures to date = 0
Seriously, the conditions set forth in that prophecy are ALWAYS applicable. There is always famine, there is always drought, there is always war, there are always earthquakes and natural disasters, and there are always false prophets screaming about doom and gloom to take people's money. In the grand scheme of human history right now is even LESS likely to fit the bill. Starvation and poverty are at historic lows worldwide, education, literacy, and health care are on the rise. There are no major wars currently occurring, and while last year may have been a rough one for natural disasters it's nothing too far out of the ordinary for Earth. And somehow that is supposed to be a better fit for the end times than say, the mongol invasion, the viking age, any of the 5 crusades, world wars 1 and 2, and any other number of the major catastrophic wars in history?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21841576 - 06/22/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said: Is Ghandi in hell?

He did let his own wife die by not allowing her antibiotics. I'd say that's pretty fucked up.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21841580 - 06/22/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have zappaisgod ask his Father upon most High. We will all have our answers.
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Adden]
#21841585 - 06/22/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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How're you feeling after that fucked up trip Dys?
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21841679 - 06/22/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think the Rapture will ever happen. I think it'd be cool if the CITY Rapture from Bioshock happened, though.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Apollyphelion] 1
#21841691 - 06/22/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lord have mercy on you nonbelievers souls. I'll be praying for you.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: D.M.T] 1
#21841702 - 06/22/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant] 1
#21841765 - 06/22/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Ohhh yea???
Do you believe in Cabal? and what there up to?
If you dont your sleeping bro.
If you think nothing is going on and we not going anywahere your wrong
Things are heating up, and once the shit is out of the way, Illuminati will Ascend and then The Planet will ascend too
they're up to**....you're sleeping bro****.....we're not going anywhere****, you're wrong***.....you even capitalized planet and the first ascend but not the second one 
like I'd take advice from you
Edited by SirShroomsAlott (06/22/15 03:45 PM)
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: psi]
#21841976 - 06/22/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: My guess is never.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841979 - 06/22/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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July 5th - July 6th
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Void_Hawk]
#21842056 - 06/22/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Void_Hawk said:
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psi said: My guess is never.
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