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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21839297 - 06/21/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That sounds like a fun way to go through highscool.

I was too worried about getting caught for shit cuz i sold weed psychedelics/MDMA through highschool. Most of the time i had my shit at a friends tree house 2 blocks from campus but i would have been to paranoid to bust out drink makings in class let alone rail lines. Though i did do that stuff sometimes at lunch.

I wish i had been on psychedelics,opiates, and alcohol more through school, it would have been more interesting and i would have been more interactive.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Everything]
    #21839306 - 06/21/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

seriously tho op, if this really happened u really need to lay off that weed man


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: zZZz]
    #21839445 - 06/21/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Teamkiller is the only one on point in this thread.  Obvious troll is obvious.

The only reason you guys are buying it is because the story is from an "established" pubber.  If the same story came from someone with 10 posts, you'd all call it a troll & move on.

Noobs.  The lot of ya.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21839450 - 06/21/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Teamkiller is the only one on point in this thread.  Obvious troll is obvious.

The only reason you guys are buying it is because the story is from an "established" pubber.  If the same story came from someone with 10 posts, you'd all call it a troll & move on.

Noobs.  The lot of ya.



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Shroomslip said:
I find this very hard to believe. Why not just fucking move or call the cops on you or something. Why would someone kill themselves over "noisy neighbors"?




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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21839452 - 06/21/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol, dude, everyone knows already Shroomopotomus is a troll to the nth degree. you missed my post foo', i was questioning the validity of my own possible statement because the story was so unlikely... and to avoid being banned. double meaning, yo. :crankey:


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21839456 - 06/21/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LOL


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21839484 - 06/21/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had thought about that, shroomslip, but recalled that earlier today you wrote like 5 paragraphs describing how some dude wearing makeup was "the pinnacle of femininity" or some crap.  Rookie mistake.

Akira, I :heart: ya, but I skip over most posts you make this late at night.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21839493 - 06/21/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I think you have me confused with someone else.. lol. I haven't talked about any guy wearing make up.

Oh n/m now I know what you were talking about. :lol: well shit he asked me to explain so I tried to.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (06/21/15 09:53 PM)


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Konyap]
    #21839517 - 06/21/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
shroomapatomous' grandma shot herself YOLO #SWAG




Sweg...
:teehee:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21839524 - 06/21/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Akira, I :heart: ya, but I skip over most posts you make this late at night.





that's when i'm on, wtf mate! crocodile get your balls?


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21839528 - 06/21/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

false claims


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21839529 - 06/21/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

We need to find out what Shroomopotamus' playlist was and weaponize it. Maybe even play it over loudspeaker into our prisons as punishment.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21839539 - 06/21/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Komodo dragon took the balls, shaft, whole damn thing!  :gc:


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21839564 - 06/21/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
The only reason you guys are buying it is because the story is from an "established" pubber.




Is he really though?

The majority of his posts make little to no sense.
Thinking back on it, I don't think I've ever read a post from potamus that was in the least bit informative or intelligent.

Then again, that can be said for a lot of "established pubbers" so you might be onto something here.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”



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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21839605 - 06/21/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A thread about someone shooting their face off sounds pretty serious, even for op..

If this a troll post u better admit it now and get slapped, or admit it later later and get fucked


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21839609 - 06/21/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Komodo dragon took the balls, shaft, whole damn thing!  :gc:




them sneaky dragon's took it out of your ass.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21839626 - 06/21/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it isnt true son.  you are more gullible than I am, and im blonde.  I will believe just about anything but this is false claims


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: sprinkles]
    #21839644 - 06/21/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wonder if mescalean was lying :notsureif:


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Ihateyou]
    #21839678 - 06/21/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i wonder what it takes to be an established pubber


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21839701 - 06/21/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Teamkiller is the only one on point in this thread.  Obvious troll is obvious.

The only reason you guys are buying it is because the story is from an "established" pubber.  If the same story came from someone with 10 posts, you'd all call it a troll & move on.

Noobs.  The lot of ya.



who you callin a stablished?
:ban:

you know what, fuck it
i ain't gonna sit here and take this shit
i'm done with this site, this is my official last post

:peace: bitches


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