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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face * 3
    #21838585 - 06/21/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So last night I was listening to a live stream of a concert online and I heard some banging and shit through the wall from my neighbors place so I turned the volume up a little bit because it was annoying as shit and then a little later I hear a LOUD fuckin' bang and I was like wtf, and I put on some headphones and just finished listening to the show with head phones...
Didn't really think anything of it at the time...
Today I found out dude shot himself in the face and left a suicide note and I was in it... It mentioned he can't deal with living with the noise from my apartment anymore...
Talk about timing... I'm moving on Tuesday
LOL


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Offlineteamkiller
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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 8
    #21838591 - 06/21/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

so u killed your neighbor with discourtesy?


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21838600 - 06/21/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Please read the caption a the bottom of my signature.:smirk:


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:smirk: IF THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN BECAUSE THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, TURN IT UP SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM BITCH    :smirk:


Edited by starfire_xes (06/21/15 07:27 PM)


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21838601 - 06/21/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Did he ever say anything to you about the noise? Regardless that's a dumb fucking reason to off yourself, I guess he didn't think of moving?


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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: teamkiller]
    #21838603 - 06/21/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He's never asked my to turn my shit down & I've never gotten a noise complaint here :shrug:


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21838604 - 06/21/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I find this very hard to believe. Why not just fucking move or call the cops on you or something. Why would someone kill themselves over "noisy neighbors"?


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21838608 - 06/21/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

dude you killed your neighbor straight up


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21838619 - 06/21/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Guns are a neat way of killing off naive people and rejects.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21838621 - 06/21/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn dude  and only a few days away from moving lol?

Kind of reminds me the time I didn't specify to the pizza guy my apartment number started with a and not b.... he went to the same number but b#, the old dude who answered had a heart attack because the knocking at 1am frightened him.


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21838623 - 06/21/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He couldnt even do it right, what a failure.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21838627 - 06/21/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:awesketch:


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Come back to the love that you had here with me...


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21838631 - 06/21/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

thats fucked


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21838635 - 06/21/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

trippinballs420 said:
dude you killed your neighbor straight up




:shockedpussy:

At my old place I was on the 7th floor and my neighbor threw himself off the balcony and went splat.

He asked me to push him, damnit.


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: lovesquare]
    #21838639 - 06/21/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

shroomapatomous' grandma shot herself YOLO #SWAG


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Mescalean]
    #21838641 - 06/21/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mescalean said:
Damn dude  and only a few days away from moving lol?

Kind of reminds me the time I didn't specify to the pizza guy my apartment number started with a and not b.... he went to the same number but b#, the old dude who answered had a heart attack because the knocking at 1am frightened him.




dude you fucking killed your old ass neighbor!


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21838646 - 06/21/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

op u sound happy with yourself


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: lovesquare] * 1
    #21838660 - 06/21/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeh these things happen dewd was kooked out coulda been worse. Do u play alot of phish?


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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: trippinballs420] * 1
    #21838672 - 06/21/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

trippinballs420 said:
Quote:

Mescalean said:
Damn dude  and only a few days away from moving lol?

Kind of reminds me the time I didn't specify to the pizza guy my apartment number started with a and not b.... he went to the same number but b#, the old dude who answered had a heart attack because the knocking at 1am frightened him.




dude you fucking killed your old ass neighbor!



That dewd had it comin


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21838681 - 06/21/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That'd be really fucked if it were true


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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Re: My neighbor shot himself in the fucking face [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #21838685 - 06/21/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mindbodysoul said:
op u sound happy with yourself



It's not like I personally put a gun to his head, why should I feel anything but happy? People kill themselves every fucking day.


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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

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Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}


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