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Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff?
    #21838107 - 06/21/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

White Bitch or Asian Bitch?

Asian:



White:



This is a toughy for me so I'll make a poll...
Which Bitch Would You Rather Fuck
You may choose only one


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes] * 4
    #21838117 - 06/21/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:loveintheair:


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #21838122 - 06/21/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I hope that Asian person doesn't have a dick because if she does I would vote YOU.  With extreme prejudice and sand in the Vaseline.  What kind of idiot question is this?


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21838130 - 06/21/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can tell you from personal experience that Ally (the Asian girl) doesn't have a dick. :smirk:


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838134 - 06/21/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

that Asian person has a dick




Fixed


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21838135 - 06/21/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Shiny leather
why you do this to me :drooling:


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Beanhead] * 1
    #21838139 - 06/21/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
Shiny leather
why you do this to me :drooling:





I'll sell you her skype and address.


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #21838141 - 06/21/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
I can tell you from personal experience that Steve (the Asian girl) does have a dick. :smirk:




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Remember the peace that you had on the mountain,
Come back to the love that you had here with me...


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21838145 - 06/21/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just an 8s recorded camvideo will suffice


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21838187 - 06/21/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Asian bitch

White bitch can watch


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21838223 - 06/21/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
White Bitch or Asian Bitch?

Asian:



White:



This is a toughy for me so I'll make a poll...






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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21838238 - 06/21/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Slap that white bitches thigh and ride the wave in!


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21838257 - 06/21/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

clearly the Asian is the winner here, who the hell likes fat white chicks?


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21838269 - 06/21/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
What kind of idiot question is this?




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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Lucis]
    #21838284 - 06/21/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

stal, because there is no such thing as boffing in Merica.  on this side of the pond we fuck, screw, bang, plow, hump, etc.  but we definitely don't boff


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21838287 - 06/21/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ive boffed hella bitches


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21838291 - 06/21/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

We all know you love the asians starfire


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Lucis]
    #21839290 - 06/21/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
clearly the Asian is the winner here, who the hell likes fat white chicks?



Black guys love fat white bitchs, same with illegal Mexican guys.
I've yet to have an Asian girl. Been with quite a few native American women though, had white girls and a couple of mixed black girls and a few Spanish chicks.  I seem to do the best with native American and Spanish ladies  :yakko:


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: basqueshaman] * 3
    #21839325 - 06/21/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That wight bitch has far more areas to fuck


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21839867 - 06/21/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Neither, don't like Asian women, and even if I did I like my women with some curves and some mass to them. I want a woman I can have "throw against the wall, tearing off clothing and strip of flesh" sex with. Not have to worry that I'm gonna snap something if I thrust too hard.

White woman is just disgustingly fat. I like curves like a rolling ocean on a nice beach... that shit is more like the coastline of Norway,  all fjords and folds and likely to swallow any ship that isn't careful.


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow] * 1
    #21840515 - 06/22/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This thread I vote for worst all year.


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Apollyphelion] * 1
    #21848020 - 06/23/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Too bad you are nobody.


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #21848024 - 06/23/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
This thread I vote for worst all year.



:justinwilson:


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: lovesquare] * 1
    #21848063 - 06/23/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If I vote to fuck the white chick, do I get to keep the cake and eat it too?


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Lucis]
    #21848171 - 06/23/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
clearly the Asian is the winner here, who the hell likes fat white chicks?


Depends on if it's closing time and how many drinks you can pound at last call. :shrug:


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21848230 - 06/23/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
That wight bitch has far more areas to fuck




That is outside-the-box thinking right there.


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: koods] * 2
    #21848266 - 06/23/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
outside-the-box



:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: nooneman]
    #21848346 - 06/23/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofldrunk: The humor of that absurdity is hilarious.


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Re: Which Bitch Would You Rather Boff? [Re: koods]
    #21848430 - 06/23/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
That wight bitch has far more areas to fuck




That is outside-the-box thinking right there.




:highfive:  Perfect!


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