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Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead * 2
    #21837554 - 06/21/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You couldn't make this shit up if you tried...

http://www.copblock.org/130014/oh-cop-shoots-toddler/

Fired into the front door of someone's house because they saw a dog.....

Cops just love shooting dogs. They must have some dog shooting club.

Oh and people. Love shooting people too.


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism]
    #21837558 - 06/21/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You should lure the cop onto the Shroomery and then permaban him instantly to ruin his life


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Sheekle]
    #21837562 - 06/21/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But I dont want to get shot


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism] * 2
    #21837565 - 06/21/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Use your dogs and children as decoys


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Sheekle]
    #21837566 - 06/21/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wish I shot the cop who stole my tie-dye shirts last night


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism]
    #21837567 - 06/21/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i just know some people are going to be offended by this, but fuck it..

finally dogs get away with one.. long time in the running..

yeah i feel bad for the kid but damn fucking cops.


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #21837570 - 06/21/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I need to stop clicking on these threads, they just piss me off.


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #21837601 - 06/21/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I need to stop clicking on these threads, they just piss me off.




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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism]
    #21837615 - 06/21/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

For this one, I just have literally no words.


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism]
    #21837622 - 06/21/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
But I dont want to get shot






you're a fucking mod, you hold the power


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism]
    #21837627 - 06/21/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wow the banter in this thread was actually funny :lol:

The story is horrendous though.


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Zombi3]
    #21837647 - 06/21/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:
The story is horrendous though.





there's really nothing to it. cop fired negligently into a dwelling an now the
kid's mom is gonna get a fat sack of cash, the cop will be tagged as a baby
killer by the people he works with and he'll eventually kill himself

it's a win/win for shroomism


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21837656 - 06/21/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

he should expedite that scenario


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21837657 - 06/21/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cops can't get a break lately , jevus


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #21837662 - 06/21/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

Zombi3 said:
The story is horrendous though.





there's really nothing to it. cop fired negligently into a dwelling an now the
kid's mom is gonna get a fat sack of cash, the cop will be tagged as a baby
killer by the people he works with and he'll eventually kill himself

it's a win/win for shroomism



:lolsy: LOL


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21837663 - 06/21/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Zombi3 said:
The story is horrendous though.





there's really nothing to it. cop fired negligently into a dwelling an now the
kid's mom is gonna get a fat sack of cash, the cop will be tagged as a baby
killer by the people he works with and he'll eventually kill himself

it's a win/win for shroomism



"The cop negligently fired his lethal weapon into a place where people were living, it's really not a big deal."


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: rackem]
    #21837666 - 06/21/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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rackem said:
he should expedite that scenario





it wouldnt be difficult to stage that one as a suicide, all he has to do is write a note from a grief stricken cop

that'll give him his first notch in his gunbelt


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Sheekle]
    #21837670 - 06/21/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if a cop comes up in your house firing like that, would it be ok to fire back? without any legalities>


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21837675 - 06/21/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The kid didn't die


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837684 - 06/21/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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The kid didn't die




So if I were to shoot your daughter in the leg and she didn't die, that would be no biggie right?


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Patlal]
    #21837696 - 06/21/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I didn't say it wasn't a problem.  I was responding to Pris and what he said about babykiller.


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837707 - 06/21/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Its like the moonbats say about obumble. He had good intentions (so they say) and if the result was stupid and predictable, its not his fault. If the great imposter can get away with it, push the tpp, ttip, tisa, and so on saying he thought it would be a good thing and not doing it for the huge bribe money he's getting, why can't the cop get away with it?


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21837721 - 06/21/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Because nobody should get away with a deliberate crime but accidents happen.  As usual when Shroomism hyperventilates facts are in short supply.


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837743 - 06/21/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Who's hyperventilating?


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #21837753 - 06/21/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You.  Perpetually


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837764 - 06/21/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol. project harder


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21837767 - 06/21/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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For this one, I just have literally no words.




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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837817 - 06/21/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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The kid didn't die





I know but baby killer has a better ring than 'toddler shooter'


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Re: Cop tries to shoot dog, misses and shoots 4 year old instead [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21838113 - 06/21/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So now you're a style master?


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