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I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever
    #21836499 - 06/21/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I know socks during sex is generally disliked.

But when my socks fit me again, I'm sure I'll look better with them on than without.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836521 - 06/21/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You should just tape and/or staple little pieces of hot dogs to the end of ur toes to fill in the areas

P.S, when r u getting them snipped

u should ask to keep them


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836529 - 06/21/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

the only things socks mean man is that your gonna take off before sunrise.

nothing wrong with that man.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836534 - 06/21/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe in a decade or so someone can grow you some toes!
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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Sheekle]
    #21836541 - 06/21/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Follow up appointment on June 24th and we set the snipping date then.

I will ask to keep them but my dad thinks there will be some health protocol that won't let me leave the building with amputated necrotic flesh lol

I might get a 3D tattoo of toes, to replace my toes.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836542 - 06/21/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You started a trend.

Last night I saw some moron in ODD talking about how he'd taken a bunch of DOC, that his feet were fucking freezing, etc.

Dumbass noobs and bongripZzz kids gonna be losing their feet, zombi 3 craze sweeps the land.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836544 - 06/21/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You will not be allowed to keep the toes.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21836547 - 06/21/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

burke stop trying to act popular honestly ur not


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21836551 - 06/21/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Zombi3F33T

Who's the moron? How did that happen? I've been telling kids for weeks now not to get cold feet :facepalm:


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Sheekle]
    #21836552 - 06/21/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:okay:


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21836560 - 06/21/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
:okay:



:backstab:


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: ChinChiller]
    #21836561 - 06/21/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Errolscool said:
Maybe in a decade or so someone can grow you some toes!
:havesomescience:




If they can grow a goddamn ear off a rat, they should be able to grow some damn toes.

Are there prosthetic toes?


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21836563 - 06/21/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

In the WCA thread, "yellomansoldier". He was posting pix of his feet, talking about how fucked up they are but he can't stop taking DOC.  Dude is trying to knock you outta the limelight.  You should lop off some of your fingers, see how far he's willing to go.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21836564 - 06/21/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wear sneakers too and only fuck from a standing position and then it should be less weird.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836565 - 06/21/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They should try getting the cold feet before taking copious amounts of DOC!


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21836573 - 06/21/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
In the WCA thread, "yellomansoldier". He was posting pix of his feet, talking about how fucked up they are but he can't stop taking DOC.  Dude is trying to knock you outta the limelight.  You should lop off some of your fingers, see how far he's willing to go.



This is a joke right? Isn't that the same user who ate too much NBOMe last week and had swollen feet?

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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836581 - 06/21/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wait sox during sex is frowned upon. Sometimes there just assholes to take off. I've had sex in sox many a time wtf you talkin about homie?


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Zombi3]
    #21836584 - 06/21/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You're really losing your toes?


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21836598 - 06/21/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ya most on the left. But take them off anyway who cares? You got a crazier story to tell than any of mine and I live a pretty interesting life.


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Re: I'll have to wear socks in coitus forever [Re: Beanhead]
    #21836601 - 06/21/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you can keep them, you should hollow out the bones, attach them together, and use them for the mouthpiece on a pipe or (insert smoking implement of choice)


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