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Invisiblerackem
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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22073825 - 08/10/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Go get a hooker you'll be fine


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: rackem] * 1
    #22162891 - 08/29/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18...

Fuck me right?


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22162905 - 08/29/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

nah kinda explains some things :smilingpuppy:

in the big scheme of things it really doesnt fucking matter.
virgins dont have to worry about the phone call saying im pregnant, alimony, divorce or any of the like.  its less bullshit.

but none of them will ever understand that.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: rackem]
    #22162915 - 08/29/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

As long as you don't be a gigantic Faglord like Elliot Rodger and go on a killing spree because you can't get laid..... then it's alright to be a virgin.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22162983 - 08/29/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yes thats an exception to be the rule.

ill withold any more comments i have on that pos.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: rackem]
    #22171407 - 08/31/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

23 yo v card holder, it sucks,  I think about it everyday and it makes me very sad


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22172299 - 09/01/15 01:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah well your basically going to identify yourself as that, feel bad, feel like that, and keep doing that in a negative cycle keeping you guess what?.....a virgin. :wink:

however a better approach OP is to let it go and then just meeet people and talk. i kind of feel like a virgin in a way when im not seeing someone for a while, its just i don't get as nervous and am well ready for some sex to go down again without worrying about virgin things.

by letting go i mean quit reminding yourself your a virgin with all your virgin thoughts and shit...star identifying differently, don't even identify as virgin, just yourself before you weren't one....

DONT GET A HOOKER OP, just check out all the girls on your Facebook you don't really ever see or hang out with and ask how they are and if they want to go get coffee or out to eat sometime, try to get a number then see if they're at all flirtatious if yes, back to your house or kiss them, next date...if there not then...just like ask if theyd wanna fuck if they say no just dont worry and drive em home its not like it matters.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Everything]
    #22175518 - 09/01/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It was me who made this thread I was to embarrassed to admit it. I got drunk then decided to fuck with myslef on here idk why im an idiot past 12PM. But since this thread ive gotten a girlfriend and will get some pussy tomorrow ive already fingered her and we made plans to go to my place tomorrow.  On a good note I made her cum dont ask me how but I did :shrug: its not all that an honestly just feels overrated but makes me want more.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22175544 - 09/01/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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thewanderer25 said:
It was me who made this thread I was to embarrassed to admit it. I got drunk then decided to fuck with myslef on here idk why im an idiot past 12PM. But since this thread ive gotten a girlfriend and will get some pussy tomorrow ive already fingered her and we made plans to go to my place tomorrow.  On a good note I made her cum dont ask me how but I did :shrug: its not all that an honestly just feels overrated but makes me want more.



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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #22175577 - 09/01/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol im such a troll my bad ive got to stop drinking it makes me retarded. My bad I didn't want to say it was me and I fucked myself over by posting so many times so I just hoped the tread would die on its own. I just drink and act stupid and it follows me on here if only my computer/phone had some kind of breathalyzer because I piss of my friends as well as you guys with my drunken shenanigans.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: thewanderer25] * 2
    #22175594 - 09/01/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Shut.....the fuck up


Edited by Anonymous (09/01/15 08:17 PM)


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22179406 - 09/02/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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thewanderer25 said:
It was me who made this thread I was to embarrassed to admit it. I got drunk then decided to fuck with myslef on here idk why im an idiot past 12PM. But since this thread ive gotten a girlfriend and will get some pussy tomorrow ive already fingered her and we made plans to go to my place tomorrow.  On a good note I made her cum dont ask me how but I did :shrug: its not all that an honestly just feels overrated but makes me want more.



She faked it. That's how.

And it's not 'all that' to you because you're a virgin that doesn't know what to do or how to do it.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: D.M.T]
    #22179449 - 09/02/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
Quote:

thewanderer25 said:
It was me who made this thread I was to embarrassed to admit it. I got drunk then decided to fuck with myslef on here idk why im an idiot past 12PM. But since this thread ive gotten a girlfriend and will get some pussy tomorrow ive already fingered her and we made plans to go to my place tomorrow.  On a good note I made her cum dont ask me how but I did :shrug: its not all that an honestly just feels overrated but makes me want more.



She faked it. That's how.

And it's not 'all that' to you because you're a virgin that doesn't know what to do or how to do it.



:lolsy: 
:whathesaid::smugjerry:


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22179499 - 09/02/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Focus on her. Pleasure her good and you will be a satisfied man.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: SonofHorus]
    #22179512 - 09/02/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SonofHorus said:
Focus on her. Pleasure her good and you will be a satisfied man.



:doublefacepalm:


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: SonofHorus]
    #22179518 - 09/02/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SonofHorus said:
Focus on her. Pleasure her good and you will be a satisfied man.






lol spoken like some chinese proverb.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Big Worm]
    #22179529 - 09/02/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Big Worm said:
Quote:

SonofHorus said:
Focus on her. Pleasure her good and you will be a satisfied man.






lol spoken like some chinese proverb.



:lolsy:


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22180532 - 09/02/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Idk man she like got really wet and I could feel her pussy go lose when it happend. Like you could see her pants were wet and he pussy was like so wet when I pulled my finger out it was soaked I had to wash my hands 3 times to get the smell off. :tongue: I didn't bone her yet she wasn't in the mood but she gave me a BJ and said if we get drunk tomorrow and I bring condoms she would be down.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22181718 - 09/03/15 05:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She smelled bad down there? does she have an infection or something? was it like she hadn't showered or.....?:hmm: cuz thats a lot of handwashing to get the smellz off. Is it like a fishy smell or like a dead animal smell?


...You could see her pants were wet? dude take off those pants man and get your face in there, check that shit out.


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Re: I Need To Lose My Virginity [Re: Everything]
    #22181721 - 09/03/15 05:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She probably doesn't know anything about her vagina and cleans it out all the time. If they keep it too clean, so to speak, they run the risk of infections and stuff. She's young enough to not know that.


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