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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: jsncrs]
    #21838006 - 06/21/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I've got two cows at home, they're friendly and affectionate but they're fucking huge and could easily crush someone if they wanted to. Also never walk behind them, they will kick like a horse.



Hence my distrust when mucking the gutter.  None of them ever took a swing at me though


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21838007 - 06/21/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

when cows get out of your fence you just let them go like they won their freedom?


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: teamkiller]
    #21838024 - 06/21/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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when cows get out of your fence you just let them go like they won their freedom?



No, but there would have been no one home all day. He had windows of opportunity to make a break for it. He was just a bully - bullied all the other cows around too.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21838148 - 06/21/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Probably the most common injury for people who actually work with cows is them accidentally stepping on their feet. 

Reminds me of a song lyric that says woman want a man who fucks like a cow foot. 



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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: PDU]
    #21838510 - 06/21/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cows are friendly.

http://imgur.com/nsFUwJ1


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: usulpsychonaut]
    #21840697 - 06/22/15 05:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

AWWWWWWWWWWW:datass:


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