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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21836721 - 06/21/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21836737 - 06/21/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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azur said:
But note this, dairy bulls tend to be much more aggressive than beef bulls.





dairy bulls? have you milked many of them?




Somebody milks them.  It aint me, though.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #21836759 - 06/21/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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JustAnotherFreak said:
Im soo Fucking happy to find theyr dangerous

i went on the farmers field not that far away from me
there was about 30 cows in that field or more

And this is no word of a lie i was in the field for about 2minutes

and a group of 20cows BIG FUCKERS all started to walk be hind me and surround me, me being who i am just walked another 5minutes to see if they would walk away and they didnt sow climbing over the closes

fence i could see whilst shitting myself made a right move to fuck off out of there field.

I will NOT be doing that again.

Fuck that was Scary.




Don't be scared.  Dairy cows need to be milked and when they see a human they expect he is there to take them to the milking shed so they will surround you. They are harmless.  They won't hurt you and you can't get them to go away.  It's kinda cool being surrounded by them.  They are sweet animals.  They ruined many a pheasant hunt for me.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: azur]
    #21837746 - 06/21/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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azur said:
Blah blah blah. Cows are not going to kill you if you go near their calf.



Obviously you don't know shit about cows and are talking about something you have zero experience in. Next time you chime in, try talking about something you actually know shit about.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: nooneman]
    #21837751 - 06/21/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ummmmm he's right.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837762 - 06/21/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've only had bulls charge me and there were no calves. Milk cows the worst thing about them is they might step on your foot and kick you when they try to shake flies off their legs.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21837774 - 06/21/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Every now and then I read in the papers people getting killed by cows in different ways, but overall domesticated cows are pretty safe animals to be around. I used to have a bull that would always charge me from the day he was born to the day I butchered him 6 months early. That Cow just had a mean spirit altogether and the meat even tasted mean.




ay maybe he was mean because he knew you were going to  murder him.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21837775 - 06/21/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cows kill more people per year than sharks.


It isn't from traffic accidents either, they kill about 22 people a year.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: Atreyu]
    #21837799 - 06/21/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

How?


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: nooneman]
    #21837802 - 06/21/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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azur said:
Blah blah blah. Cows are not going to kill you if you go near their calf.



Obviously you don't know shit about cows and are talking about something you have zero experience in. Next time you chime in, try talking about something you actually know shit about.



Obviously, i didn't realize this was the pub. Fuck off. :tard:


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21837808 - 06/21/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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How?




People smoking cigarettes behind them...


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837829 - 06/21/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Some people get caught up in stampedes, While it is rare - cows have be known to attack people.  There are certain circumstances in which cattle may be more aggressive, such as when their calves are young.

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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: Atreyu]
    #21837878 - 06/21/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thank you mister (~ ̄▽ ̄)~


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21837888 - 06/21/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
How?




People smoking cigarettes behind them...






FYI - Cows primarily release methane through their mouth.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21837890 - 06/21/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Like I said, I've been completely surrounded by them and their calves and they just wanted to follow me to the milking shed even though I was a total stranger.  Never a worry.  I will say I didn't trust them when mucking the shit trough. 


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837918 - 06/21/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Same, played with them as kid also

So you think animals weighing 1000 - 1500+ lb's aren't dangerous?

ok
we may have domesticated them but


your experience doesn't take away that people die from them each year :lol:


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21837925 - 06/21/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They want to be milked.  It is painful for them if you skip on the schedule


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837936 - 06/21/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

aww man now I want fresh cow milk


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21837982 - 06/21/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've got two cows at home, they're friendly and affectionate but they're fucking huge and could easily crush someone if they wanted to. Also never walk behind them, they will kick like a horse.


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Re: Are cows dangerous? [Re: teamkiller]
    #21837985 - 06/21/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Every now and then I read in the papers people getting killed by cows in different ways, but overall domesticated cows are pretty safe animals to be around. I used to have a bull that would always charge me from the day he was born to the day I butchered him 6 months early. That Cow just had a mean spirit altogether and the meat even tasted mean.




ay maybe he was mean because he knew you were going to  murder him.



:ohyou:

If he were that smart he could have easily got out of the fence.


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