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I need to sex.
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I'm not kidding around here. I'm in pain. Are there any milfs with a that can help a brother out here? This hurts man.
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Mr. Material
Mental Magician


Registered: 06/10/10
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Last seen: 2 years, 3 months
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Craigslist.
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Anonymous #1
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I don't need herpes I need sex. My balls are about to split.
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Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
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Me. It will give me greater meaning in my life. Which means afterwards you can go around telling everybody that you had sex for altruistic purposes, not everybody can say that you know.
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God I wish you were within reaching distance. I'm here to tell you this wouldn't be a one off treat. I'd feel real comfortable getting a few party favors and turning this into a 3 or 4 day event. It's really tough not knowing anyone where Im at. Kind of depressing, and taking it's toll in more way than one.
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philopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
Posts: 443
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Yellowpages
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I should take pictures. It's just like out there. My sack is in full on mode. I've never been this far away from someone I've known. Has a penis ever split before? It's stressing out my heart. This can't be healthy.
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philopian_tube said: Yellowpages
Who would I call there? I'm about to go knocking around my neighbors and ask for a cup of sugar. One of them has to pick up on what I'm asking.
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philopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
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Escorts!
I'm more curious about Crystal G's testosterone levels though.
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I'm more interested in how gentle she can be. If you were to give my weiner a strong stare it would double me over. I'm in trouble man, this is painful. My next nutt is going to put me out of work. My dickhead is fucking purple. This isn't cool man.
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philopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
Posts: 443
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Use that energy and put it towards something badass, like killing a tiger with your bare hands.
The rest of your tribe will watch in admiration. The men will want to become your ally and the women will want to mate with you because you are a protector.
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Crystal G said: Me. It will give me greater meaning in my life. Which means afterwards you can go around telling everybody that you had sex for altruistic purposes, not everybody can say that you know.
Crystal G you should work as a therapist specific to potential sex offenders and guys who are at high risk. You could definitely prevent rapes and allot of really fucked up shit from happening. if I ever meet you and ask you straight up can you fuck me please? Would you do it?
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philopian_tube said: Use that energy and put it towards something badass, like killing a tiger with your bare hands.
The rest of your tribe will watch in admiration. The men will want to become your ally and the women will want to mate with you because you are a protector.
I do that anyways. It's just that I moved, I don't know anyone
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Anonymous said: if I ever meet you and ask you straight up can you fuck me please? Would you do it?
How about we tag team her? I imagine she would like the double up. We can make a few day thing out of this. We'll all sleep soundly.
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Maybe crystal has some friends she would like to invite and we can really get this thing going?
I still want first run with her though. I want her first orgasm noises on me.
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Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
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Anonymous said:
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Crystal G said: Me. It will give me greater meaning in my life. Which means afterwards you can go around telling everybody that you had sex for altruistic purposes, not everybody can say that you know.
Crystal G you should work as a therapist specific to potential sex offenders and guys who are at high risk. You could definitely prevent rapes and allot of really fucked up shit from happening. if I ever meet you and ask you straight up can you fuck me please? Would you do it?
Maybe. Depends what mind-state I'm in or who I'm dating at the time I meet you.
I guess under the right circumstances, under the influence of the right combo of drugs, I would say yes to almost anything. LOL
I guess if I was single and super horny and coming down off meth and you asked me this question after offering me a glass of GHB-spiked Coca Cola, I would say yes no matter who you were. 
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philopian_tube said: Escorts!
I'm more curious about Crystal G's testosterone levels though.
Probably pretty high, you can tell by my deep husky man voice and my square jaw and propensity for violence and risk-taking behavior, that I have pretty high natural test levels. 
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Anonymous said: Maybe crystal has some friends she would like to invite and we can really get this thing going?
I still want first run with her though. I want her first orgasm noises on me.
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Indeed. I feel like we would have interesting conversations during the cool down periods. I think you and I might just hit it off, it's a shame you're so far away. You come across as one of those people I'd give the key to my front door to and see what happens. Strictly free birds.
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Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
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Anonymous said: Indeed. I feel like we would have interesting conversations during the cool down periods. I think you and I might just hit it off, it's a shame you're so far away. You come across as one of those people I'd give the key to my front door to and see what happens. Strictly free birds.
You know what would happen? You would come home every week to find random things like half-eaten pints of ice cream, tweezers, cheese graters, chopsticks, and other random belongings gone mysteriously from your house.
Cause I'm a burglar and a thief you know. But I'm only interested in stealing things that are $5 or less.
No, seriously, I'm not joking. All my friends have complained about me stealing the dumbest shit from their house without saying anything, only to have them later find it at my house.
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philopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
Posts: 443
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Crystal G said:
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philopian_tube said: Escorts!
I'm more curious about Crystal G's testosterone levels though.
Probably pretty high, you can tell by my deep husky man voice and my square jaw and propensity for violence and risk-taking behavior, that I have pretty high natural test levels.
Crystal G? More like Crystal Reed.

Like seriously? Look at that Jaw. Who knew such a masculine trait can accentuate a female face rather pleasantly.
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Anonymous #1
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Jokes on you, I dont have any of that stuff around. Id line you up if you stole my nail clippers but other than that take what you want. As easy as you carried it out that door you can carry it right back in.
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Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
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Believe it or not I have a more square jaw than her, hers is like pointy in the chin at least. Although our facial structures are pretty close, my jaw is a little wider and more square-shaped as opposed to pentagon like hers.
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I think personally crystal is more attractive than her. And that's not just because I know she's listening.
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philopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
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What kind of gum you chewing? 
Seriously, I'd drag my ballsack across broken glass to get something even remotely similar to that.
God damn masseter muscle won't hypertrophy
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The fuck are you babbling about?
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philopian_tube said: What kind of gum you chewing? 
Seriously, I'd drag my ballsack across broken glass to get something even remotely similar to that.
God damn masseter muscle won't hypertrophy 
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Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
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There might be some science behind "facial flexing" or whatever you call it. I developed intensely strong cheekbones when I was tweaking and clenching my jaw all night as a result. My face gets a lot softer when I do dope for long periods of time (at least 1 year straight).
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Crystal G said:
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Anonymous said:
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Crystal G said: Me. It will give me greater meaning in my life. Which means afterwards you can go around telling everybody that you had sex for altruistic purposes, not everybody can say that you know.
Crystal G you should work as a therapist specific to potential sex offenders and guys who are at high risk. You could definitely prevent rapes and allot of really fucked up shit from happening. if I ever meet you and ask you straight up can you fuck me please? Would you do it?
Maybe. Depends what mind-state I'm in or who I'm dating at the time I meet you.
I guess under the right circumstances, under the influence of the right combo of drugs, I would say yes to almost anything. LOL
I guess if I was single and super horny and coming down off meth and you asked me this question after offering me a glass of GHB-spiked Coca Cola, I would say yes no matter who you were. 
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philopian_tube said: Escorts!
I'm more curious about Crystal G's testosterone levels though.
Probably pretty high, you can tell by my deep husky man voice and my square jaw and propensity for violence and risk-taking behavior, that I have pretty high natural test levels. 
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Anonymous said: Maybe crystal has some friends she would like to invite and we can really get this thing going?
I still want first run with her though. I want her first orgasm noises on me.

Things to do list A. Get 8 ball of shards B. Get GHB C. Meet Crystal G D. Get spun out with Crystal G E. Let her start coming down F. Go get a 6 pack of coke G. Ask to beat up some Asian pussy H. See if it works
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philopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
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Crystal G said: There might be some science behind "facial flexing" or whatever you call it. I developed intensely strong cheekbones when I was tweaking and clenching my jaw all night as a result. My face gets a lot softer when I do dope for long periods of time (at least 1 year straight).
Oh, I think that may be called bruxism or something. I guess it's a bad habit for those who are unaware while they're sleeping. Issues arise only when symmetry is off or there is pain, otherwise it doesn't look bad.
Yeah I forgot about mdma too, I might have a go around with it again, it's been a while.
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