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OfflineCrystal G
I'm a teapot


Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
Re: I need to sex. [Re: philopian_tube]
    #21834842 - 06/21/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Believe it or not I have a more square jaw than her, hers is like pointy in the chin at least. Although our facial structures are pretty close, my jaw is a little wider and more square-shaped as opposed to pentagon like hers.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I need to sex. [Re: philopian_tube]
    #21834856 - 06/21/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I think personally crystal is more attractive than her.  And that's not just because I know she's listening.


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Invisiblephilopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
Posts: 443
Re: I need to sex. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21834888 - 06/21/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What kind of gum you chewing? :rofl:

Seriously, I'd drag my ballsack across broken glass to get something even remotely similar to that.

God damn masseter muscle won't hypertrophy :frown:


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Anonymous #1

Re: I need to sex. [Re: philopian_tube]
    #21834930 - 06/21/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The fuck are you babbling about?


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Anonymous #3

Re: I need to sex. [Re: philopian_tube]
    #21834979 - 06/21/15 12:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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philopian_tube said:
What kind of gum you chewing? :rofl:

Seriously, I'd drag my ballsack across broken glass to get something even remotely similar to that.

God damn masseter muscle won't hypertrophy :frown:



mostly


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OfflineCrystal G
I'm a teapot


Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
Re: I need to sex. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21835014 - 06/21/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There might be some science behind "facial flexing" or whatever you call it. I developed intensely strong cheekbones when I was tweaking and clenching my jaw all night as a result. My face gets a lot softer when I do dope for long periods of time (at least 1 year straight).


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Anonymous #2

Re: I need to sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #21835750 - 06/21/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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Crystal G said:
Me. It will give me greater meaning in my life. Which means afterwards you can go around telling everybody that you had sex for altruistic purposes, not everybody can say that you know.



Crystal G you should work as a therapist specific to potential sex offenders and guys who are at high risk.  You could definitely prevent rapes and allot of really fucked up shit from happening.:fuckinawesome:if I ever meet you and ask you straight up can you fuck me please? Would you do it?




:lolsy: Maybe. Depends what mind-state I'm in or who I'm dating at the time I meet you.

I guess under the right circumstances, under the influence of the right combo of drugs, I would say yes to almost anything. LOL

I guess if I was single and super horny and coming down off meth and you asked me this question after offering me a glass of GHB-spiked Coca Cola, I would say yes no matter who you were. :lol:

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philopian_tube said:
Escorts!

I'm more curious about Crystal G's testosterone levels though.




Probably pretty high, you can tell by my deep husky man voice and my square jaw and propensity for violence and risk-taking behavior, that I have pretty high natural test levels. :lol:

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Anonymous said:
Maybe crystal has some friends she would like to invite and we can really get this thing going?

I still want first run with her though.  I want her first orgasm noises on me.




:zomgzomgzomg:



Things to do list
A.  Get 8 ball of shards
B. Get GHB
C.  Meet Crystal G
D. Get spun out with Crystal G
E. Let her start coming down
F. Go get a 6 pack of coke
G. Ask to beat up some Asian pussy
H. See if it works
:hitit:


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Invisiblephilopian_tube

Registered: 08/24/13
Posts: 443
Re: I need to sex. [Re: Crystal G]
    #21836732 - 06/21/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
There might be some science behind "facial flexing" or whatever you call it. I developed intensely strong cheekbones when I was tweaking and clenching my jaw all night as a result. My face gets a lot softer when I do dope for long periods of time (at least 1 year straight).




Oh, I think that may be called bruxism or something. I guess it's a bad habit for those who are unaware while they're sleeping. Issues arise only when symmetry is off or there is pain, otherwise it doesn't look bad.

Yeah I forgot about mdma too, I might have a go around with it again, it's been a while.


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