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Washing ass after a shit 1
#21827682 - 06/19/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ive been doing it for about 4 years now and cant believe i ever did it differently.
I remember when i used to have a massive shit i would be sitting there worrying about the cleanup the whole time, it sucked.
Now i can take as nasty a shit as i want and have no worries, just give it a few wipes and hop in the shower.
My sisters boyfriend admitted to doing this today as well, and my girlfriend does too, which prompted me to make this thread
Anyone else wash after a dump?
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21827693 - 06/19/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm embarassed everytime I have to do it.
you made a lifestyle out of it
I salute you
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827712 - 06/19/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wet wipes. Detachable shower heads. All good things.
Really I just think we need more fiber in our diets though
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ManianFH]
#21827719 - 06/19/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thought that all came from the morning mantra of shit, shower, shave...
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ManianFH]
#21827723 - 06/19/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nah I just need to decrease the 2l coffee a day habit.
You just want to touch your butthole
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827737 - 06/19/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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But what if you have to poop and you don't have time for a shower? Or you're at work, or out somewhere?
I don't think your poops should be exploding all over your butt. You should eat more vegetables.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist] 1
#21827740 - 06/19/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just jet streamed into the toilet. It was like a rocket taking off.
Not joking, think it's diarrhea
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: CherryBom] 2
#21827743 - 06/19/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nothing better than a shower after an assplosion
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Patlal]
#21827757 - 06/19/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well if im at work and theres a sink in a private bathroom................... ........... ............ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF] 1
#21827764 - 06/19/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Could always use toast.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21827766 - 06/19/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The house im in right now has a bidet in the bathroom, just takes a minute to warm up.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ChinChiller]
#21827770 - 06/19/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do none of you wipe your ass clean or what
ive never had to wash up from a normal shit
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827773 - 06/19/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Try a weekend out on amphetamines.
You'll shit your intestines out along.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead] 1
#21827786 - 06/19/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Try having a hairy Italian asshole
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827787 - 06/19/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sometimes when its a really gross shit and I have to wipe a lot and toilet paper fibers get stuck to my ass pubes is when I take a shower and wash out my ass.
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Loads of fiber in the diet = perfect poop that doesnt leave you dirty
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead] 1
#21827820 - 06/19/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The toilets with the washing and drying function are incredible. It's just a little stream that hits you right on the mudhole. You sit and wonder how did it know where it was. There was obviously some calibration involved. I think wet wipes would suffice if you're really obsessive about it, but a shower? What do you have shit splattering up your back or something. When I eat plenty of fiber there are times I wipe without a trace left on the toilet paper. I think a change of diet would save a lot of time and water. And sanity
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I love me some wet wipes. Only been using them for a few years. Toilet paper first, then a few wet wipes and you feel fresh as fuck after every shit 
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Quote:
Nitrous Monkey said: Sometimes when its a really gross shit and I have to wipe a lot and toilet paper fibers get stuck to my ass pubes is when I take a shower and wash out my ass.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Oh jeez that reminds me one time I was getting ready to have sex with my ex, doggie style and I noticed a piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole. At least it was clean and she was shaved too, but still an image I'll never forget. Gross... But I still hit it anyways.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21827840 - 06/19/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This forum is brilliant.
Thankyou everyone for making my evening a whole lot better
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Cujllickduo]
#21827859 - 06/19/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827872 - 06/19/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i just use toilet paper
call me old fashioned...
maybe baby wipes if its extra shitty
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21827876 - 06/19/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
jfischer218 said: Ive been doing it for about 4 years now and cant believe i ever did it differently.
I remember when i used to have a massive shit i would be sitting there worrying about the cleanup the whole time, it sucked.
Now i can take as nasty a shit as i want and have no worries, just give it a few wipes and hop in the shower.
My sisters boyfriend admitted to doing this today as well, and my girlfriend does too, which prompted me to make this thread
Anyone else wash after a dump?
Yes I usually do if I'm in a position I can.
If I have diarrhea there are no exceptions, I'm hopping in the shower.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Bassfreak]
#21827881 - 06/19/15 11:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827888 - 06/19/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
everybody knows to drop a few pieces of paper beforehand.
Get your shit together man 
Some people call it a free buttwash though.
Edited by Beanhead (06/19/15 11:56 AM)
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827892 - 06/19/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
I don't even wipe if it's a nice firm log. I already know there's no leftovers when that happens.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
#21827899 - 06/19/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said:
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
I don't even wipe if it's a nice firm log. I already know there's no leftovers when that happens. 
I mean we all got hairs down there. So its ill advised to not do a preemptive dingleberry wipe.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827903 - 06/19/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
i just assumed baby wipes and wet ones were the same thing
baby wipes will save your life at a music festival tho
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ChinChiller]
#21827910 - 06/19/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Errolscool said:
Quote:
D.M.T said:
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
I don't even wipe if it's a nice firm log. I already know there's no leftovers when that happens. 
I mean we all got hairs down there. So its ill advised to not do a preemptive dingleberry wipe.
Eh, no biggie, that hidden patch of dingleberries will go down the drain next time I take a shower and no one will ever know.
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Quote:
lets drive around said: I love me some wet wipes. Only been using them for a few years. Toilet paper first, then a few wet wipes and you feel fresh as fuck after every shit 
Everyone should try it if you haven't.
The best way to deal with the mud butt.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827946 - 06/19/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The best ones are the "no wipers". I mean of course I wipe, but no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper stays completely white. Untainted if you will.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21827950 - 06/19/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I adressed the golden pass, sir.
I'm quite the connoiseur.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Lemnaminor]
#21827951 - 06/19/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lemnaminor said: In Italy we have something called "Bidet" , and is a piece of your bathroom tha sole purpose is to whash your ass and genitalia.
I use it mainly for my feet
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I actually usually shit while I shower. Feels great, don't have to wipe and the humidity is great for cleansing the bowels.
Just hop out mid-shower, take a dump, get back in.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
#21827969 - 06/19/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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im pooping right now
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Bassfreak]
#21827974 - 06/19/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's what's up. I just had a cup of coffee so I'm thinking I might shit right now too.
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#21827979 - 06/19/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i love pooping at work cuz your getting paid to shit lol
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21827992 - 06/19/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Beanhead said:
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
everybody knows to drop a few pieces of paper beforehand.
Get your shit together man 
Some people call it a free buttwash though.
You're so right.
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billy jowl said: The best ones are the "no wipers". I mean of course I wipe, but no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper stays completely white. Untainted if you will.
No wipers are the best. I hop up so happy, like I just saved 5 minutes, dropped kids off at the pool and my ass is sparkling
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Bassfreak]
#21828004 - 06/19/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: I actually usually shit while I shower. Feels great, don't have to wipe and the humidity is great for cleansing the bowels.
You sir have won this contest. I would imagine if you sit tightly and directly on the drain it's just like one of those play doh spaghetti makers.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21828028 - 06/19/15 12:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I didn't know it was a contest, but I'm sure there's some sort of competition we could make out of it. My sister and I used to compete and see who could poop the fattest, longest, stinkiest and plumpest logs, with one of our mutual friends serving as the unbiased judge.
Speaking of that coffee turd I mentioned a minute ago, I'm letting it solidify a little bit before I get rid of it. Shitting is one of my hobbies. You know if you just shit willy nilly, you're gonna have a bad time.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
#21828036 - 06/19/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude wipes....
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
#21828037 - 06/19/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My shit brews for hours.
It either sits all night while I sleep then evacuate in the morning. Or it decides to hide in the morning and wait until I'm at work where I have to wait HOURS before I can go sit
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21828059 - 06/19/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
If I'm shitting in a public toilet I try to rise up a little to avoid the sphincter splash. You'll get the puerto rican dick slug up your ass in a public restroom toilet.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21828063 - 06/19/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Many years ago, on a night after consuming 2 huge blue sno-cones, I excreted a blue turd. I used to have a polaroid of it, but I thing The Gubment swaggled it.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: jboredone]
#21828068 - 06/19/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is one of my biggest, I had to take a photo because I was at work and loved to leave so much love there 

Love those kind of talks
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Astral Pain]
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ManianFH]
#21828073 - 06/19/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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mick said: Wet wipes. Detachable shower heads. All good things.
Really I just think we need more fiber in our diets though
FIber makes your shit not shittty
But I am always very hygienic, clean well I do
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: SunnyD]
#21828083 - 06/19/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: Ive been doing it for about 4 years now and cant believe i ever did it differently.
I remember when i used to have a massive shit i would be sitting there worrying about the cleanup the whole time, it sucked.
Now i can take as nasty a shit as i want and have no worries, just give it a few wipes and hop in the shower.
My sisters boyfriend admitted to doing this today as well, and my girlfriend does too, which prompted me to make this thread
Anyone else wash after a dump?
i've been rinsing my ass for as long as i can remember, i run a tight ship over here.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
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Im quite short so that's not my normal size, at my place sometimes I need two or three flushes to get those things down the tube lol
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I'm tall, so maybe thats why. Sometimes my stomach fucking hurts when I need to shit and thats when i drop a freakin monster. Like so long it snakes down into the tube of toilet, out of the water, and slaps my butt cheek as it falls and then almost touching the rim of the toilet. Im pretty sure those are like partially going into my stomach and thats why it hurts
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This poop thread has really taken off
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
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Sometimes I shit so big my back feels better. Like it was making my spine not move correctly.
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Nothing but shit commaders talking bout shit storm troopers, in this shiitery!
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
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Has anyone brought up bidets in this thread yet?
I really can't understand why they aren't more popular in North America.
It's specifically designed to get your bum nice and clean. If you've never had a gentle, warm jet of water shoot up your booty hole then you're missing out on on of life's simple pleasures. 
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
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D.M.T said: I didn't know it was a contest, but I'm sure there's some sort of competition we could make out of it. My sister and I used to compete and see who could poop the fattest, longest, stinkiest and plumpest logs, with one of our mutual friends serving as the unbiased judge.
Speaking of that coffee turd I mentioned a minute ago, I'm letting it solidify a little bit before I get rid of it. Shitting is one of my hobbies. You know if you just shit willy nilly, you're gonna have a bad time.

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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said: Has anyone brought up bidets in this thread yet?
I really can't understand why they aren't more popular in North America.
It's specifically designed to get your bum nice and clean. If you've never had a gentle, warm jet of water shoot up your booty hole then you're missing out on on of life's simple pleasures. 

Been mentioned many times.
I wanna try one
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I think American toilets are flawed quite a bit, and go more for sitting down to shit instead of squat, which helps you shit much better, and not to mention its cheaper than a porcelain throne, just a hole in the ground with plumbing
I think the asianss have the right idear about toilets
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: SunnyD]
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Yup sitting like you do on a chair is not how humans were designed to shit
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said: Has anyone brought up bidets in this thread yet?
I really can't understand why they aren't more popular in North America.
It's specifically designed to get your bum nice and clean. If you've never had a gentle, warm jet of water shoot up your booty hole then you're missing out on on of life's simple pleasures. 

They are ridiculously effective. No toilet paper and its soothing. I never understood why it didn't catch on either
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
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jfischer218 said: Well if im at work and theres a sink in a private bathroom................... ........... ............ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

wtf dude
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kr0nik0 said: Has anyone brought up bidets in this thread yet?
I really can't understand why they aren't more popular in North America.
It's specifically designed to get your bum nice and clean. If you've never had a gentle, warm jet of water shoot up your booty hole then you're missing out on on of life's simple pleasures. 

They are ridiculously effective. No toilet paper and its soothing. I never understood why it didn't catch on either
No toilet paper sooo ur on of those french bastards who expects every one to wipe their ass with the same towel? Europe is so grody.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
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Wet wipes FTW
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Shroomism]
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idk if anyone has said it yet but these bidets are a great deal.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Asshat331]
#21829025 - 06/19/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asshat331 said: idk if anyone has said it yet but these bidets
oh my god, are you fuckin serious?
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Asshat331]
#21829032 - 06/19/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bidet you a good day, sir.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
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jfischer218 said: Ive been doing it for about 4 years now and cant believe i ever did it differently.
I remember when i used to have a massive shit i would be sitting there worrying about the cleanup the whole time, it sucked.
Now i can take as nasty a shit as i want and have no worries, just give it a few wipes and hop in the shower.
My sisters boyfriend admitted to doing this today as well, and my girlfriend does too, which prompted me to make this thread
Anyone else wash after a dump?
Unfuckingbelievable! I seriously thought I was the only person on the planet who did this! My bum gets extremely irritated if there is ANY residual left behind from wiping. It's so irritating that will literally consume my every thought and make me absolutely miserable. Totally non functional. Many years ago I discovered the detachable shower head at the hardware store decided to give it a whirl. Man, what a life saver. After a good cleaning I have zero irritation and the cleanest corn hole on the block! I even take a detachable shower head with me when I travel. This thread is a Revelation to me. I am not alone in my plight. Today is a new day!!
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21829505 - 06/19/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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billy jowl said: The best ones are the "no wipers". I mean of course I wipe, but no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper stays completely white. Untainted if you will.
I refer to those as a "clean cut" shit
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billy jowl said: The best ones are the "no wipers". I mean of course I wipe, but no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper stays completely white. Untainted if you will.
I refer to those as a "clean cut" shit 
Untainted taint?

and get those alot i have a decent diet
high in fiber
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: SunnyD]
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I have some wierd, kinda autistic crap rituals. I can only succeed if I hear the sound of running water and I have to take a shower immediately afterward. Also, I have to be completely naked.
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@ shitting comepletly naked
thats so primal its adorable I myself as a kid liked to do that along with other kids i knew told me that
before society s taboos were imprinted into our minds
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Shroomism]
#21834890 - 06/21/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Wet wipes FTW
Agreed! Conveniently handy.
If said wet wipes are unavailable, I just dip some TP in the toilet water. Just as efficient during the times when you really need it. The only shitty part are the little clumps of water-soaked toilet paper I leave behind on my asshole.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
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I am malnuritied and have anal seepage/leakage.
Doesn't matter what I do. There is always feces down there...
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Shiithead]
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Shiithead said: I am malnuritied and have anal seepage/leakage.
Doesn't matter what I do. There is always feces down there...
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Detached]
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Shiithead said: Doesn't matter what I do.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Detached]
#21835087 - 06/21/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll usually just spit on the toilet paper, for a few of the wipes. Spit shine my b-hole.
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Not only is this a shitty thread, it sure seems kind of gay.
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I've been using wet wipes for a couple years now, and when I'm away from the house and have to use TP, it feels like an ancient dirty practice which is outdated.
Do you wash your dishes with a dry sponge?
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This is my favorite thread of all time lol. Im cracking the fuck up over this shit, no pun intended lol. If your an alcoholic you always have nasty explosive shits after a heavy night of drinking. Thats why like one poster said its kind of a ritual taking a shit, showering, shaving and brushing your teeth are all taken care of when you get up and get going. But thats not to say one might have to shit after this daily ritual is taken care of. And thats where baby wipes come in handy if you got to drop a nasty shit.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Detached]
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Shroomism said: Wet wipes FTW
Agreed! Conveniently handy.
If said wet wipes are unavailable, I just dip some TP in the toilet water. Just as efficient during the times when you really need it. The only shitty part are the little clumps of water-soaked toilet paper I leave behind on my asshole.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: kr0nik0]
#21835649 - 06/21/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have one in my bathroom bud, as well as a indoor jacuzzi. I feel like this house was built by a 80s coke kingpin.
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moonrockmushy said: I'll usually just spit on the toilet paper, for a few of the wipes. Spit shine my b-hole. 
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