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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Shiithead]
    #21834969 - 06/21/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I am malnuritied and have anal seepage/leakage.

Doesn't matter what I do. There is always feces down there...






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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Detached]
    #21835049 - 06/21/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Doesn't matter what I do.








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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Shiithead]
    #21835063 - 06/21/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:feelsbadman:  :cuteshit: :notsureif:


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Detached]
    #21835087 - 06/21/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll usually just spit on the toilet paper, for a few of the wipes.  Spit shine my b-hole.  :boobsmell:


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21835403 - 06/21/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not only is this a shitty thread, it sure seems kind of gay.


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #21835416 - 06/21/15 03:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've been using wet wipes for a couple years now, and when I'm away from the house and have to use TP, it feels like an ancient dirty practice which is outdated.   

Do you wash your dishes with a dry sponge?


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: wakeINpeople]
    #21835554 - 06/21/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This is my favorite thread of all time lol. Im cracking the fuck up over this shit, no pun intended lol. If your an alcoholic you always have nasty explosive shits after a heavy night of drinking. Thats why like one poster said its kind of a ritual taking a shit, showering, shaving and brushing your teeth are all taken care of when you get up and get going. But thats not to say one might have to shit after this daily ritual is taken care of. And thats where baby wipes come in handy if you got to drop a nasty shit.


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Detached]
    #21835595 - 06/21/15 06:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Wet wipes FTW




Agreed! Conveniently handy.

If said wet wipes are unavailable, I just dip some TP in the toilet water. Just as efficient during the times when you really need it. The only shitty part are the little clumps of water-soaked toilet paper I leave behind on my asshole.




OH GOD NO


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21835649 - 06/21/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have one in my bathroom bud, as well as a indoor jacuzzi.
I feel like this house was built by a 80s coke kingpin.


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21839362 - 06/21/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I'll usually just spit on the toilet paper, for a few of the wipes.  Spit shine my b-hole.  :boobsmell:



If there's one thing that really gets girls going, it's a shiny anus.


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