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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
#21828186 - 06/19/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: I didn't know it was a contest, but I'm sure there's some sort of competition we could make out of it. My sister and I used to compete and see who could poop the fattest, longest, stinkiest and plumpest logs, with one of our mutual friends serving as the unbiased judge.
Speaking of that coffee turd I mentioned a minute ago, I'm letting it solidify a little bit before I get rid of it. Shitting is one of my hobbies. You know if you just shit willy nilly, you're gonna have a bad time.

You should post it. Also tell us how many courics in weight it is.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: kr0nik0]
#21828197 - 06/19/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Has anyone brought up bidets in this thread yet?
I really can't understand why they aren't more popular in North America.
It's specifically designed to get your bum nice and clean. If you've never had a gentle, warm jet of water shoot up your booty hole then you're missing out on on of life's simple pleasures. 

Been mentioned many times.
I wanna try one
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: kr0nik0]
#21828210 - 06/19/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think American toilets are flawed quite a bit, and go more for sitting down to shit instead of squat, which helps you shit much better, and not to mention its cheaper than a porcelain throne, just a hole in the ground with plumbing
I think the asianss have the right idear about toilets
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: SunnyD]
#21828243 - 06/19/15 01:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yup sitting like you do on a chair is not how humans were designed to shit
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: kr0nik0]
#21828292 - 06/19/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Has anyone brought up bidets in this thread yet?
I really can't understand why they aren't more popular in North America.
It's specifically designed to get your bum nice and clean. If you've never had a gentle, warm jet of water shoot up your booty hole then you're missing out on on of life's simple pleasures. 

They are ridiculously effective. No toilet paper and its soothing. I never understood why it didn't catch on either
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21828314 - 06/19/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: Well if im at work and theres a sink in a private bathroom................... ........... ............ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

wtf dude
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Patlal]
#21828343 - 06/19/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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kr0nik0 said: Has anyone brought up bidets in this thread yet?
I really can't understand why they aren't more popular in North America.
It's specifically designed to get your bum nice and clean. If you've never had a gentle, warm jet of water shoot up your booty hole then you're missing out on on of life's simple pleasures. 

They are ridiculously effective. No toilet paper and its soothing. I never understood why it didn't catch on either
No toilet paper sooo ur on of those french bastards who expects every one to wipe their ass with the same towel? Europe is so grody.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21828465 - 06/19/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wet wipes FTW
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Shroomism]
#21828956 - 06/19/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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idk if anyone has said it yet but these bidets are a great deal.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Asshat331]
#21829025 - 06/19/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asshat331 said: idk if anyone has said it yet but these bidets
oh my god, are you fuckin serious?
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Asshat331]
#21829032 - 06/19/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bidet you a good day, sir.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21829088 - 06/19/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: Ive been doing it for about 4 years now and cant believe i ever did it differently.
I remember when i used to have a massive shit i would be sitting there worrying about the cleanup the whole time, it sucked.
Now i can take as nasty a shit as i want and have no worries, just give it a few wipes and hop in the shower.
My sisters boyfriend admitted to doing this today as well, and my girlfriend does too, which prompted me to make this thread
Anyone else wash after a dump?
Unfuckingbelievable! I seriously thought I was the only person on the planet who did this! My bum gets extremely irritated if there is ANY residual left behind from wiping. It's so irritating that will literally consume my every thought and make me absolutely miserable. Totally non functional. Many years ago I discovered the detachable shower head at the hardware store decided to give it a whirl. Man, what a life saver. After a good cleaning I have zero irritation and the cleanest corn hole on the block! I even take a detachable shower head with me when I travel. This thread is a Revelation to me. I am not alone in my plight. Today is a new day!!
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21829505 - 06/19/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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billy jowl said: The best ones are the "no wipers". I mean of course I wipe, but no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper stays completely white. Untainted if you will.
I refer to those as a "clean cut" shit
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billy jowl said: The best ones are the "no wipers". I mean of course I wipe, but no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper stays completely white. Untainted if you will.
I refer to those as a "clean cut" shit 
Untainted taint?

and get those alot i have a decent diet
high in fiber
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: SunnyD]
#21834799 - 06/21/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have some wierd, kinda autistic crap rituals. I can only succeed if I hear the sound of running water and I have to take a shower immediately afterward. Also, I have to be completely naked.
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@ shitting comepletly naked
thats so primal its adorable I myself as a kid liked to do that along with other kids i knew told me that
before society s taboos were imprinted into our minds
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Shroomism]
#21834890 - 06/21/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Wet wipes FTW
Agreed! Conveniently handy.
If said wet wipes are unavailable, I just dip some TP in the toilet water. Just as efficient during the times when you really need it. The only shitty part are the little clumps of water-soaked toilet paper I leave behind on my asshole.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21834891 - 06/21/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am malnuritied and have anal seepage/leakage.
Doesn't matter what I do. There is always feces down there...
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