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lets drive around
That kid with a stupid low Jetta



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I love me some wet wipes. Only been using them for a few years. Toilet paper first, then a few wet wipes and you feel fresh as fuck after every shit 
Everyone should try it if you haven't.
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Cujllickduo



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Nitrous Monkey said: Sometimes when its a really gross shit and I have to wipe a lot and toilet paper fibers get stuck to my ass pubes is when I take a shower and wash out my ass.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
I Laughed so hard Yes sir it is the worse
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Lemnaminor
Lophophora - eyed



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In Italy we have something called "Bidet" , and is a piece of your bathroom tha sole purpose is to whash your ass and genitalia.
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billy jowl
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Oh jeez that reminds me one time I was getting ready to have sex with my ex, doggie style and I noticed a piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole. At least it was clean and she was shaved too, but still an image I'll never forget. Gross... But I still hit it anyways.
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Cujllickduo



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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21827840 - 06/19/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This forum is brilliant.
Thankyou everyone for making my evening a whole lot better
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Beanhead
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Cujllickduo]
#21827859 - 06/19/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My day also improves a thousandfold when I have golden passes.
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Bassfreak
ManBearPig



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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827872 - 06/19/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i just use toilet paper
call me old fashioned...
maybe baby wipes if its extra shitty
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21827876 - 06/19/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: Ive been doing it for about 4 years now and cant believe i ever did it differently.
I remember when i used to have a massive shit i would be sitting there worrying about the cleanup the whole time, it sucked.
Now i can take as nasty a shit as i want and have no worries, just give it a few wipes and hop in the shower.
My sisters boyfriend admitted to doing this today as well, and my girlfriend does too, which prompted me to make this thread
Anyone else wash after a dump?
Yes I usually do if I'm in a position I can.
If I have diarrhea there are no exceptions, I'm hopping in the shower.
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Herbologist
Grrratata



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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Bassfreak]
#21827881 - 06/19/15 11:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
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Beanhead
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827888 - 06/19/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
everybody knows to drop a few pieces of paper beforehand.
Get your shit together man 
Some people call it a free buttwash though.
Edited by Beanhead (06/19/15 11:56 AM)
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D.M.T
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827892 - 06/19/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
I don't even wipe if it's a nice firm log. I already know there's no leftovers when that happens.
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ChinChiller



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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
#21827899 - 06/19/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said:
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
I don't even wipe if it's a nice firm log. I already know there's no leftovers when that happens. 
I mean we all got hairs down there. So its ill advised to not do a preemptive dingleberry wipe.
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Bassfreak
ManBearPig



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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827903 - 06/19/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
i just assumed baby wipes and wet ones were the same thing
baby wipes will save your life at a music festival tho
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D.M.T
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ChinChiller]
#21827910 - 06/19/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Errolscool said:
Quote:
D.M.T said:
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Herbologist said: Baby wipes leave me feeling like my ass is just wet, I hate it.
The only issue I have is I drop solid redwood logs and they hit the water with force of a cannon ball and it sends water straight up my ass. maybe thats why its so clean. I was self-bidet
I don't even wipe if it's a nice firm log. I already know there's no leftovers when that happens. 
I mean we all got hairs down there. So its ill advised to not do a preemptive dingleberry wipe.
Eh, no biggie, that hidden patch of dingleberries will go down the drain next time I take a shower and no one will ever know.
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Dilsnique
Admiral Admirable


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lets drive around said: I love me some wet wipes. Only been using them for a few years. Toilet paper first, then a few wet wipes and you feel fresh as fuck after every shit 
Everyone should try it if you haven't.
The best way to deal with the mud butt.
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billy jowl
blah



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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827946 - 06/19/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The best ones are the "no wipers". I mean of course I wipe, but no matter how much you wipe the toilet paper stays completely white. Untainted if you will.
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Beanhead
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: billy jowl]
#21827950 - 06/19/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I adressed the golden pass, sir.
I'm quite the connoiseur.
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Brown Buffalo
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Lemnaminor]
#21827951 - 06/19/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lemnaminor said: In Italy we have something called "Bidet" , and is a piece of your bathroom tha sole purpose is to whash your ass and genitalia.
I use it mainly for my feet
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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I actually usually shit while I shower. Feels great, don't have to wipe and the humidity is great for cleansing the bowels.
Just hop out mid-shower, take a dump, get back in.
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Bassfreak
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: D.M.T]
#21827969 - 06/19/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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im pooping right now
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