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JvF
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Washing ass after a shit 1
#21827682 - 06/19/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ive been doing it for about 4 years now and cant believe i ever did it differently.
I remember when i used to have a massive shit i would be sitting there worrying about the cleanup the whole time, it sucked.
Now i can take as nasty a shit as i want and have no worries, just give it a few wipes and hop in the shower.
My sisters boyfriend admitted to doing this today as well, and my girlfriend does too, which prompted me to make this thread
Anyone else wash after a dump?
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Beanhead
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21827693 - 06/19/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm embarassed everytime I have to do it.
you made a lifestyle out of it
I salute you
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ManianFH
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827712 - 06/19/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wet wipes. Detachable shower heads. All good things.
Really I just think we need more fiber in our diets though
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ManianFH]
#21827719 - 06/19/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thought that all came from the morning mantra of shit, shower, shave...
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Beanhead
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ManianFH]
#21827723 - 06/19/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nah I just need to decrease the 2l coffee a day habit.
You just want to touch your butthole
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Herbologist
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I thoroughly wipe my ass
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827737 - 06/19/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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But what if you have to poop and you don't have time for a shower? Or you're at work, or out somewhere?
I don't think your poops should be exploding all over your butt. You should eat more vegetables.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist] 1
#21827740 - 06/19/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just jet streamed into the toilet. It was like a rocket taking off.
Not joking, think it's diarrhea
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: CherryBom] 2
#21827743 - 06/19/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nothing better than a shower after an assplosion
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Patlal]
#21827757 - 06/19/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well if im at work and theres a sink in a private bathroom................... ........... ............ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF] 1
#21827764 - 06/19/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Could always use toast.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: JvF]
#21827766 - 06/19/15 11:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The house im in right now has a bidet in the bathroom, just takes a minute to warm up.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: ChinChiller]
#21827770 - 06/19/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do none of you wipe your ass clean or what
ive never had to wash up from a normal shit
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Beanhead
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Herbologist]
#21827773 - 06/19/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Try a weekend out on amphetamines.
You'll shit your intestines out along.
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead] 1
#21827786 - 06/19/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Try having a hairy Italian asshole
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead]
#21827787 - 06/19/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sometimes when its a really gross shit and I have to wipe a lot and toilet paper fibers get stuck to my ass pubes is when I take a shower and wash out my ass.
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God I hate when you have to actually wipe your butt cheeks
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Loads of fiber in the diet = perfect poop that doesnt leave you dirty
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Re: Washing ass after a shit [Re: Beanhead] 1
#21827820 - 06/19/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The toilets with the washing and drying function are incredible. It's just a little stream that hits you right on the mudhole. You sit and wonder how did it know where it was. There was obviously some calibration involved. I think wet wipes would suffice if you're really obsessive about it, but a shower? What do you have shit splattering up your back or something. When I eat plenty of fiber there are times I wipe without a trace left on the toilet paper. I think a change of diet would save a lot of time and water. And sanity
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