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OfflineLiquidVisions
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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: musiclover420]
    #21826194 - 06/18/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lmaoo. You sir have taken the cake. I don't think that there is a better way to quit a job. After I flick them off i'll say "send me my check in the mail." then come in with the hawaiian clothes and some brews.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #21826196 - 06/18/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Exactly man. I can't be limited to making burritos all day.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #21826198 - 06/18/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I hear ya man

I don't like getting high before work, I feel like I might fuck something up or whatever

But after work and during lunch break... oh damn I love it


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21826204 - 06/18/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

fuck some relatively insignificant thing up.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #21826205 - 06/18/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Oeric McKenna said:
I get as high as I can before work each day.
Nobody knows because thanks to "clear eyes" drops, my eyes are radiant white...
Boom




It may get the red out, but sometimes one eye is all lazy and goofy looking. You can even feel it like you had a stroke and all stink eyed on one side. And when you smile it gets worse. A lot probably depends on how much and what kind you've smoked.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826211 - 06/18/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
fuck some relatively insignificant thing up.




Weed paranoia haha


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21826223 - 06/18/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it's too bad the boss isn't high.

you know what i love... vacations. yes, warning, we will be vacating the premises, do not expect us to be making your numbers look better, for a couple weeks. we're OFF THE CLOCK! CHAO!

that is unless you have bills to pay... in that case, we'll be right back to make sure your numbers don't fall apart, big guy. jeez, let me get right back to managing your enterprise sir.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826242 - 06/19/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hahahahahaha, RP, you sound like my brother.  In the grand scheme, this job will be irrelevant.  Accept it for what it is, a bullshit job.  If you don't like it, find a different job.  If you stay in a job you hate, well, I think you know who you should blame for that.


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"plus they atually think jambands are good or sumthing, so they clearly know absolutely nothing about music, clearly lol" -Bassfreak


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #21826264 - 06/19/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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LiquidVisions said:
I would loveeee to do that. I am actually thinking of a way to quit. I wanna get a few more check to supply my summer trips, but after that Im out.




Not to sound like a dick or anything, but is there a chance you really are working slow or generally not as hard of a worker as everyone else and perhaps thats whats getting you singled out?  I mean, if you were a bust ass hard worker I bet the bosses wouldnt make comments about your being stoned unless it was in a joking manner, but if they think your a pothead AND your generally lazy or slow or alwayus tired or what EVER it is then that of course is going to be focus'd on by people.  Hell, I would as a manager, since thats a managers job, making sure all the worker bee's are as productive as possible.  Being slow and tired is definitely not an attrribute you want in your work force, and shoudl be addressed.  And well, if you look like a stoner kid, thug, miscreant, whatever, you are setting yourself up to be discriminated against for that sort of behavior.

I get it though.  I have long hair and have since high school.  I *DONT* smoke pot because I have seizures and panic attacks when I do, so I havent since high school but I get the same sort of treatment from people with automatic assumptions that I'm stoned if I'm tired.  But my fix for that is to make sure they dont have reasons to go to that train of thought to begin with, at least when it comes to work.  With random people I dont give a fuck what they think.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: All We Perceive]
    #21826277 - 06/19/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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All We Perceive said:
Hahahahahaha, RP, you sound like my brother.  In the grand scheme, this job will be irrelevant.  Accept it for what it is, a bullshit job.  If you don't like it, find a different job.  If you stay in a job you hate, well, I think you know who you should blame for that.



ie. make sure you love your stupid redundant job.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: LiquidVisions]
    #21826299 - 06/19/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Must not have much connection with your managers. I used to work at a place and it was common knowledge who smoked. Obviously it was a restaurant job. I'd always get the are you high when I was dead ass sober. Job was cool because it was most of my friends and very lacks obviously.

the best way to quit a job is to just stop showing up (if it's a shitty job of course) I did this after my recent job boss kept spewing racist shit. I'm white but their ethical code and morals were under question from me. Slave driver jobs BLOW


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: Gorlax]
    #21826304 - 06/19/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

umm kitchen job =/= office job/managing job.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826310 - 06/19/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
Quote:

All We Perceive said:
Hahahahahaha, RP, you sound like my brother.  In the grand scheme, this job will be irrelevant.  Accept it for what it is, a bullshit job.  If you don't like it, find a different job.  If you stay in a job you hate, well, I think you know who you should blame for that.



ie. make sure you love your stupid redundant job.




i.e. get a new job where it's not redundant?


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21826342 - 06/19/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Pretty sure he states in the OP that this happened on a slow day where there was not much if any work to be done at the time.

The comment was made after asking what he could do to help his manager too I believe.

It was based mostly off his red eyes I believe.


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I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: All We Perceive]
    #21826344 - 06/19/15 12:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yes, that's exactly right, re-evaluate your place in the world and find a new job.

something that'll fulfill you. like A: a new job. it ain't gonna get redundant, after all, it's a new job.


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: musiclover420]
    #21826345 - 06/19/15 12:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:sip:


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Re: My boss accused me of being high. [Re: Konyap]
    #21826391 - 06/19/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mhmm, I am sipping some gingerberry kombucha right now as well as some ginger tea I mixed in with some OJ and ice :awesomenod:

Man I love ginger :crazy2:


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You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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