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Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life * 1
    #21824424 - 06/18/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Go.

Me:

Page 45:

Clenching his jaw, gritting his teeth, as if he could will himself into a state of spiritual ecstasy, he repeated his petition, elaborated upon his initial prayers, but still he felt unmoved, hollow.



Damm...........


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21824433 - 06/18/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LOL. Schotts Original Miscellany - pg 45: The Glasgow Coma Scale was devised to help doctors assess the severity of head trauma and, importantly, to help track progress over time.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21824435 - 06/18/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's still material from that one time in the tile's grouting.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal]
    #21824436 - 06/18/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"And this hall, with its fifty workers or there abouts, was only one sub-section, a single cell, as it were, in the huge complexity of the Records Department." 1984


Apparently I get around. So much that there is an entire department dedicated to recording it all.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21824448 - 06/18/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

cooper didnt seem like the negotiating type, but she was


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in waiting for my rebirth cycle i have hopes that when mushrooms find me it will occur then and i can go about the world as a medicine man
walking staff in one hand spaceship in the other
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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
    #21824455 - 06/18/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There is nothing more absurd, as I view it, than that conventional association of the homely and the wholesome which seems to pervade the psychology of the multitude.
~ from the best of H.P.Lovecraft


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: TravelerOfSorts] * 1
    #21824459 - 06/18/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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cooper didnt seem like the negotiating type, but she was




:naughty:


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal]
    #21824475 - 06/18/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"There is a good sequence of air layering in Marijuana Botany, by Robert C. Cark"
Marijuana Horticulture - The indoor/outdoor Medical Growers bible. 
All my books are in another room. :shrug:


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
    #21824482 - 06/18/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

«..the "kid" kept on crying, with his tiny weeping from the other world..»

From G.G. Marquez's Eva is inside her cat, Eyes of a blue dog collection of novelettes.

Who is so kind to explain to me my love omen lol?


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #21824503 - 06/18/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:hansen2:


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21824524 - 06/18/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

wtf deja vu..

anyway i saw this earlier in another post but since theere were too many books within the same proximity i didnt know what to choose.. it's either 1984, or fuckin.. fear and loathing n las vegas.. choose one op


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: zZZz]
    #21824529 - 06/18/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You'll have the same as me if you pick 1984 lol


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21824532 - 06/18/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn not to promising: "like a cloud, it changes shape, blows across the sky, and eventually disappears."


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Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
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And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21824537 - 06/18/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"Power-limited fire alarm circuits supplied in accordance with 760.121"

Mine doesn't work


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: SpaceDawg]
    #21824544 - 06/18/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"if you have allen wrenches and a screwdriver (or a chain tool and a master link)"


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21824553 - 06/18/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

fear and loathing it is

"one is all, all is one"


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal]
    #21824558 - 06/18/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'll play.  The nearest book to me when i saw this post is a "home reference library" from the early 20th century.  It is neatly signed and inscribed "Gertrude William Andrew P.H.S. '28 Best yet at illegible", and dated November 22, 1926.

Anyway....
Page 45, first sentence:
" As a appetizer it is best taken just before each meal."

They are referencing gentian in context.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: PDU]
    #21824561 - 06/18/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Parvati with Ganesa.
I'm not sure if this counts. It's actually a description of a picture on that page and not a complete sentence. Plus, it is pretty fucked up because they are mother and child.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: zZZz]
    #21824565 - 06/18/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"Think of the trained hunt dogs who point their bodies towards prety so the hunter can find it"

I guess I'm a creepy wing man?


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: PDU]
    #21824567 - 06/18/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

PDU said:
"if you have allen wrenches and a screwdriver (or a chain tool and a master link)"




That's some strange lovin'


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: stratocast]
    #21824568 - 06/18/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Parvati with Ganesa.
I'm not sure if this counts. It's actually a description of a picture on that page and not a complete sentence. Plus, it is pretty fucked up because they are mother and child.




:uhhnothanks:


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: stratocast]
    #21824579 - 06/18/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

For example, a particle with instantaneous velocity v(x) = 25 m/s and a second particle with v(x) = -25 m/s are moving in opposite directions at the same instantaneous velocity, and so instantaneous speed can never be negative.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21824607 - 06/18/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Prog (changement de programme). [[ (commande de controle), n o t e (note) et SYSE (SysEx).


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Anahata]
    #21824651 - 06/18/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"Now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened."...


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Ps. caerulipes  Ps. cubensis  Ps. cyanescens  Ps. ovoideocystidiata  Pan. cinctulus  Pan. cyanescens


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21824751 - 06/18/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Squish the mortar into the cracks between the stones you've already set, wiggling it in with a trowel or stick until the holes are full.

Ummm....


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21824765 - 06/18/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

page 45

"If a foe wished to crash himself in order to kill-and had plenty more planes and pilots to come-why worry about the magnitude of the retaliatory response?"


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21824800 - 06/18/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If the vertical axis is made long in comparison with the horizontal, even slight concentration changes produced by thermal effects can be magnified tremendously by convection.

That's dum.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21824817 - 06/18/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
Squish the mortar into the cracks between the stones you've already set, wiggling it in with a trowel or stick until the holes are full.

Ummm....



Hot.  I'd strike your joints if I wasn't already married.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21824820 - 06/18/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

perv


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: zZZz]
    #21824825 - 06/18/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes I am.  Somebody's gotta baste the baby


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21824826 - 06/18/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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For example, a particle with instantaneous velocity v(x) = 25 m/s and a second particle with v(x) = -25 m/s are moving in opposite directions at the same instantaneous velocity, and so instantaneous speed can never be negative.




Yeah, you're never getting laid...


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: koods]
    #21824833 - 06/18/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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If the vertical axis is made long in comparison with the horizontal, even slight concentration changes produced by thermal effects can be magnified tremendously by convection.

That's dum.




Your future holds vertical axis
Long comparison
Thermal effects
Convection

That's all you ever wished for.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal]
    #21824856 - 06/18/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

boys stacked to the ceiling covered with limestone . . . you understand they weren't dead any more than a fresh oyster is dead, but died in the moment when the shell was cracked and they were eaten all quivering sweet and tasty.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21824877 - 06/18/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm planning on building a cob house on my land in the spring so all the books sitting around seem to be on that subject lately.

Well there is one here on the civilization of ancient crete but it wasn't the closest...probably a better choice for the thread though.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21825005 - 06/18/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I picked another book this time:

"There seemed to be intimidation."

p45 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21825762 - 06/18/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

oh, we get to retry?

page 45

"A bailout plan was quickly engineered by Treasury Secretary John B. Connally that guaranteed payment on an additional $250 million in loans-an amount which would put Lockheed 60% deeper into the dept hole than it had been before."


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21825828 - 06/18/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

because electrically charged particles have the unique ability to jostle photons - particles of light - the primordial plasma would have appeared opaque; the photons, increasingly buffeted by electrons and protons, would have provided a diffuse glow similar to a cars high beams cloaked by a dense fog.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21825838 - 06/18/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lots of boring science books in this thread. wow. really fascinating stuff.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21825853 - 06/18/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"See how love mocks me!"

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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21825855 - 06/18/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

boring... just like my love life.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21825859 - 06/18/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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lots of boring science books in this thread. wow. really fascinating stuff.





HEY! i read boring history books! i read my science on my craptop.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21825864 - 06/18/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

nothing beats reading shit that'll be on the backburner forever and never be of any use to anything.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21825893 - 06/18/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
nothing beats reading shit that'll be on the backburner forever and never be of any use to anything.




a common misconception.  as it turns out, history tells us how not to do the same stupid shit on repeat.  But nobody ever reads the shit or learns from it, so in practice history is the story of humans doing the same stupid shit on repeat


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21825911 - 06/18/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you can learn that easy enough in life. but no, i ain't dissing reading history. or science. just that... it's so boring and stupid and redundant and pointless and obvious retarded for this thread, yet people keep posting it thinking that it's somehow amusing.

it's not.


find your nearest OTHER book, and one that isn't boring and redundant or useless for this thread, and try that, maybe?

i tried with two books near me... one of them just was not the original pagination anyway, but nonetheless is silly sounding... whether it's exactly page 45, or the last sentence on the page right before, but, however, it's really silly sounding because one might be like an implication of like being aware of fucking goats and stuff after they've been slaughtered (some of them) and eaten... and/or some thing about a general's musket. which could be ok... but IJ made perfect sense in a creepily eerie way. material is still stuck in the tile grout from the night before? ewww.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21825960 - 06/18/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My nearest "other" book

I noticed in them one thing that I wanted: they had magic and I found I was alone in loving, admiring, and being friends with people like that.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21825988 - 06/18/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

all my books are boring are stupid. sorry.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21826020 - 06/18/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
My nearest "other" book

I noticed in them one thing that I wanted: they had magic and I found I was alone in loving, admiring, and being friends with people like that.



the thread seems to work if this is the case.

... plus, Chicks, you're sexy as all fuck.

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all my books are boring are stupid. sorry.



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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826230 - 06/18/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"An oath you only keep when it's convenient isn't an oath at all."

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    #21826237 - 06/18/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hmmm, that sentence seems strange.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826279 - 06/19/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hammer, batter, thrash; = Throb


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: PanzerCubed]
    #21826323 - 06/19/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

nearest other book...

page 45

"Yvrain disliked traveling by any means other than her own two feet, and though ships of the elves rode smoothly across the seas, she had found it next to impossible to meditate during the voyage, her every attempt thwarted by the conversations of the crew or the rocking swell of the ship."


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21826350 - 06/19/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"If you come here, I'll let you climb my back and bring you there."

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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21826352 - 06/19/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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nearest other book...

page 45

"Yvrain disliked traveling by any means other than her own two feet, and though ships of the elves rode smoothly across the seas, she had found it next to impossible to meditate during the voyage, her every attempt thwarted by the conversations of the crew or the rocking swell of the ship."



works so much better. :lol: is that like LOTR or something? it sounds interesting.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826375 - 06/19/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That was  "Defenders of Ulthuan" by Graham Mcneill

its a novelization of the backstory for the Warhammer Fantasy tabletop game

if you liked LOTR, you should read The Silmarillion.  It reads like The Bible for a good bit, but it explains the whole backstory of LOTR


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21826384 - 06/19/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

that's hilarious. :lol: she intended to meditate without any adventure or anything, and travel on a ship abroad sea's with many a crew?

silly elf. PS: Warhammer is awesome.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826393 - 06/19/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

warhammer is awesome!

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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21826436 - 06/19/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i intend on reading Tolkien at some point. i haven't really gotten into the whole fantasy thing, but i do like LOTR, for it's originality.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal]
    #21826469 - 06/19/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"On Thursday I go out of my cell after the 6:30 count to attend the weekly IAC meetings."

sure sounds like i'm in a great relationship. this is the book by the way:





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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Pigasus]
    #21826505 - 06/19/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Somehow I opened a 1000 page book exactly to page 45

But the sentence leaves much to be desired in explaining my love life: 

Note that the numbers related to presence or absence of disease, as determined by the gold standard, are always displayed down the table in the left and right columns (present = a + c; absent = b + d).


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    #21826519 - 06/19/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

so it's a disease. that would explain a lot.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826523 - 06/19/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thank you for your help interpreting the meaning of the meaning of my love life.

Yours is pretty good.  What is the material in the tile grouting?  Is is a body fluid?


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Hippocampus]
    #21826533 - 06/19/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what else could it be, roaches?


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826570 - 06/19/15 02:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

' i had him open his mouth wide and move it around and around, he had to take deep breaths,hold them, let them out slowly.'

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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21826572 - 06/19/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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"If you can't stand the way I smell," said Umbo, "this marriage thing isn't going to work."




From the book Visitors by Orson Scott Card


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    #21826858 - 06/19/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"equipment-I mean, they had the nicest stuff you ever saw, all brand new and top of the range-and they'd walked maybe a mile and a half before quitting.  Said it wasn't what they expected."

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    #21826877 - 06/19/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Electrons repel each other, and the most stable situation generally has the bonds separated by the largest possible angles.




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    #21826882 - 06/19/15 06:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:sad:

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    #21843662 - 06/22/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"These parts are none too well known, and are too near the mountains.  Travelers seldom come this way now."


Damn you Tolkien.  Damn you.


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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Habadashery]
    #21843680 - 06/22/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The Boston Strangler

Page 45, 1st sentence:

"Three months followed without a strangling."

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Re: Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life [Re: Patlal]
    #21844459 - 06/23/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

PDU said:
"if you have allen wrenches and a screwdriver (or a chain tool and a master link)"




That's some strange lovin'



I got that beat. Knots and Leaders Hey Op did say the nearest book .


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    #21844501 - 06/23/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"Government will continue to be a large employer."

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    #21844516 - 06/23/15 02:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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"Government will continue to be a large employer."




that's pretty fucking sexy bro

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    #21844519 - 06/23/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sexy like ...papercuts.


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    #21844561 - 06/23/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't have any books near me so i went to the 45th page of the pub and took the first sentence of the first thread.

tonight, we have the Lovely and Wonderful, Crystal_G!

I'm not complaining. This was the thread http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21712267/page/44


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