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Mental Taco



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Can't Shit XD
#21822561 - 06/18/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Trying real hard.
Drank two giant cups of coffee. Have been eating soooo much lately! Been eating lots of grapes, carrots, celery, and apples which i feel like should all help me shit, but its been like 3 days since i shit!!!! Think its this fucking kratom which dont make sence because i figure kratom should have fiber?
Im bloated :/ other than laxatives what are some good foods that help you guys take nice fullfilling dumps?
How do you get around kratom constipation?
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Beanhead
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Put a finger up your ass

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ohmatic
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Re: Can't Shit XD [Re: Beanhead]
#21822570 - 06/18/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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just get some laxatives and crap your brains out ?
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Re: Can't Shit XD [Re: ohmatic]
#21822593 - 06/18/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I have to crap it usually only takes like 10-20 seconds
I'm a master of swift hearty poops
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Beanhead
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: When I have to crap it usually only takes like 10-20 seconds
I'm a master of swift hearty poops
i'm faster then you
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musiclover420
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I have experienced some kratom related constipation but nothing nearly that bad.
I would compare it to coffee myself
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I just finished taking a massive dump
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Cover your hand in your own sperm
then put your hand up your ass
and take it out manually
that should fix your problem
expert advice of been but hurt
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Ur making me horny
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That was the trick it will winding your asshole out
or you could you poopers that should do the trick then have fun
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Mental Taco



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Re: Can't Shit XD [Re: Beanhead]
#21822719 - 06/18/15 08:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: Put a finger up your ass


Already tried it :/ just got a shitty finger....  Jealous of swift hearty dumps. I usually am pretty regular, but lately ive been eating loads of kratom to get thru the work day. Ordering some water soluble fiber supplements.
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get some coke
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1234go
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6 pack o' tall boys...+ more coffee and lunges.
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Re: Can't Shit XD [Re: 1234go]
#21822754 - 06/18/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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drink more water. alot more.
2 giant cups of coffee will help move your bowels, but will also dehydrate you even more. if your shit is too dry and hard it just wont move.
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Can't Shit XD [Re: Adolin]
#21822786 - 06/18/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get a mega super soker, pump it up like 100 times, insert into anus, FIRE!
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2 options :
1 : Ram the handle (phallic) end of the plunger up your ass and ride with vigor.
Then poop.
If that didn't work, Repeat step one and immediately use the correct plunger side of the plunger to remove blockage.
Mine is usually a slice of picca.
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Patlal
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Insert this in your anus. It should solve the problem
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Tacos and beer, duh.
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Re: Can't Shit XD [Re: Patlal]
#21822984 - 06/18/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prune juice. Or what Patlal said. That shit made me lol.
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Just stay hydrated man. When I'm dosing Kratom I'll go through around 10, 16oz glasses of water a day. I think that comes out to 20 cups a day.
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Quote:
Mental Taco said: Trying real hard.
Drank two giant cups of coffee. Have been eating soooo much lately! Been eating lots of grapes, carrots, celery, and apples which i feel like should all help me shit, but its been like 3 days since i shit!!!! Think its this fucking kratom which dont make sence because i figure kratom should have fiber?
Im bloated :/ other than laxatives what are some good foods that help you guys take nice fullfilling dumps?
How do you get around kratom constipation?
I am quoting you because you need to heed what I'm about to say.
Take psyllium fiber such as metamucil or a generic store brand.
Make sure it's psyllium fiber, not chicory like benefibre. Chicory fiber is good for hearty farting, but it doesn't work the same way in the body.
The psyllium fiber gels up and and gives you soluble fiber, while the kratom is predominantly insoluble fiber. This helps you take normal dumps instead of the hard as a rock asshole ripping kratom shits.
I used to use a kind of crappy kratom vendor, and as a result my doses were wayyyyyyyy high in plant matter. Trust me, use metamucil.
Also soluble fiber like that is believed to possibly stimulate bile production and excretion, which should help keep cholesterol levels healthy
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Just learn from this incident(or lack of one) to stay hydrated from now on, but if you really want to cut to the chase go buy a fleet enema for a $1.50. Get it over with.
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