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OfflineTopPmz
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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821511 - 06/17/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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For employing one of their only utilitarian purposes they shouldn't own them? How about dipshits don't come fucking around people's houses in the dead of night..?



Not when you go around pointing shotguns at people for making noises



There is literally 0 goddamn reason you should be creeping around someone's house in the middle of no where in the middle of the night..



I did it fairly frequently back in highschool :shrug:



And you had no good reason for it.

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Nooooo, I said to flank him.  Never once did I say anything about engaging or confronting..



So, sneak up behind him......then what? Why the fuck would you flank him if not to engage?



Recon..take note of who it is, make and model of truck, plates, and most importantly, what they'll proceed to do... this is elementary shit dude.
Things like listening to him talk etc.. what he has to say.



Nah man, that's unnecessarily putting himself at risk.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: musiclover420]
    #21821524 - 06/17/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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First of all, you really creeped around peoples houses in the middle of the country while is HS? Why? :lol:



For thrills, for adventures, for excitement, for shortcuts to/from areas, for fun... Not a lot to do in Wisconsin.
We called our shenanigans like this festivities.
We'd take acid and just go out and mess around... Sometimes around peoples houses, sometimes at this nun house place, sometimes around security guards, sometimes with cops... We use to have a little cat & mouse type game with the cops in Wisconsin.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821534 - 06/17/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's serious cuntswagyolo


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821537 - 06/17/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not if you dont do dumb things like make noise...

But spotlighting the truck and firing off a random shot is fine right...ok


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21821542 - 06/17/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: koods]
    #21821544 - 06/17/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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That's serious cuntswagyolo



When you grow up in areas that don't have shit to do you gotta be a little creative


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: koods]
    #21821555 - 06/17/15 11:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

whats your solution kooter?


I dont know what the hell im talking about because I am always the craziest person in the room always.  and Im too stupid to be scared.

obviously if he hasnt broken into your house yet he isnt going to.  let him creep around, he is probably bored.  the more you react the worse he's going to be.  He thinks people are after him and the best thing to do is portray himself to be a safe person and non-threatning.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: sprinkles]
    #21821561 - 06/18/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe it is a junkie cop trying to steal his poppies.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: sprinkles]
    #21821569 - 06/18/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

make a huge fire outside and hang dead animals with their eyes missing from trees?  fuck i dont know.  you either have to be safe or really really fucking scary


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: sprinkles]
    #21821575 - 06/18/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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make a huge fire outside and hang dead animals with their eyes missing from trees?  fuck i dont know.  you either have to be safe or really really fucking scary



lol
that just reminded me of when I made fake bodies in highschool.
I hung one in the middle of a big barn.
Scared the living shit out of some folks :lol:

this thread's like some kinda mental time machine


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821578 - 06/18/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ask the guy outside for some dope and smoke it with him.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21821583 - 06/18/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Not if you dont do dumb things like make noise...

But spotlighting the truck and firing off a random shot is fine right...ok



The warning shot was acceptable, yes. Betcha he's not still standing where he was when he fired that round. His position is still just as much à secret.
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Maybe it is a junkie cop trying to steal his poppies.



Undoubtedly, this.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21821610 - 06/18/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ask the guy outside for some dope and smoke it with him.




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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821632 - 06/18/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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this thread's like some kinda mental time machine




AKA memories.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21822421 - 06/18/15 05:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Jeez.  I'm so glad meth never really hit big around here, at least not yet





its funny how when i said this fact a couple weeks ago here everyone jumped all over me and was like "NO YOUR WRONG, but i dont even live where you do"


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21822435 - 06/18/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Meth should invade Netherlands :crankey:


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21822444 - 06/18/15 06:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OMG, a tweaker is fucking with someone, who would have imagined that.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21822453 - 06/18/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

People were saying you were wrong because you claimed there was NO meth anywhere in the northeast, you kept saying stuff like "literally no one uses meth in the northeast".  And that's untrue.

Moonrock etc said that it hasn't become very popular yet, which acknowledges that it does exist in the northeast, just isn't rampant like Florida.  Which is true.

Go to your Jurassic World thread, check out the link I posted for the weird concept art, if you haven't seen it yet.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21822459 - 06/18/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ask the guy outside for some dope and smoke it with him.







This is def. the last thing you would want to do, someone tweaked out may think you are trying to trap him, and he might go nuts on u


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21822461 - 06/18/15 06:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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People were saying you were wrong because you claimed there was NO meth anywhere in the northeast, you kept saying stuff like "literally no one uses meth in the northeast".  And that's untrue.

Moonrock etc said that it hasn't become very popular yet, which acknowledges that it does exist in the northeast, just isn't rampant like Florida.  Which is true.

Go to your Jurassic World thread, check out the link I posted for the weird concept art, if you haven't seen it yet.





ok well good job taking things super literal

what i said was simply just a fact

it doesnt exist in the northeast. theres no market for it


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