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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821436 - 06/17/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nooooo, I said to flank him.  Never once did I say anything about engaging or confronting..


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: FreeTheSoul]
    #21821446 - 06/17/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Im gonna shut off every single light and go set on my porch and listen with the shot gun.



If you didnt do some dumb shit like fire one off you would want to leave the lights on as they were and then circle him.. better yet if you feel frogish steal his truck..  but around here I guess we yell "hey, Im over here" and flash lights at him so he knows to come back later.. the pub,:burke:



You're giving me ideas that are in movies, I'm trying to keep this sketchy prick away.
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OP your so fucked, I bet its the special ops tweakers, they trick you into thinking they are the only one but you are slowly being surrounded. They are watching you with night vision they also probably know your shroomery tag and know what your thinking. #1 rule of the game be one step ahead, op your losing. Hell I wouldnt doubt if one was hiding in your attic, under a bed and in a closet. Go search your house before its to late.



Fuck you man :lol: I'm scared enough as it is analyzing every noise I hear outside. When I was a kid we had a peepingtom so I'm scared shitless when someone trespasses at night.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821447 - 06/17/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you got guns out on dude fuckin around making goofy noises?
yall sound like folks who shouldn't own guns...


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821461 - 06/17/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

For employing one of their only utilitarian purposes they shouldn't own them? How about dipshits don't come fucking around people's houses in the dead of night..?


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21821467 - 06/17/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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For employing one of their only utilitarian purposes they shouldn't own them? How about dipshits don't come fucking around people's houses in the dead of night..?



Not when you go around pointing shotguns at people for making noises


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821469 - 06/17/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Fuck you man :lol: I'm scared enough as it is analyzing every noise I hear outside. When I was a kid we had a peepingtom




Where did you keep him? 
Did he do other things bedsides peeping?
Was his name really Tom?


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821471 - 06/17/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Long story short I'm staying at my dads, he gets a call from this girl he's dating and some methhead was in their woods fucking with them making noises and shit. So he leaves and brings the shot gun with him and goes up there an hour passes and I hear a truck idle. I look outside and a truck is idling at the edge of the gravel road. I set and watch for 5 minutes and it creeps in and shuts off. I turn the porch lights off and on, it starts back up creeps backwards and drives away slowly. This shit is annoying the fuck out of me I got my guns loaded ready to defend myself... this is gonna be a long night.



if you have guns you could have the left the light off and see what the person was there to do...  but now you have to worry about said truck coming back on a day that your actually asleep and he will murder you.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821475 - 06/17/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Where did OP say he pointed a gun at the tweeker? He shot of a waring shot to let him know he is armed and hopefully deter whatever he may have been plotting.

Makes perfect sense to me :shrug:


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821479 - 06/17/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Nooooo, I said to flank him.  Never once did I say anything about engaging or confronting..



So, sneak up behind him......then what? Why the fuck would you flank him if not to engage?


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821481 - 06/17/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't know if you missed this but Im in the country, the nearest house is a mile away and I'm in the middle of the woods. I'm gonna be scared when someone fucks around.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821482 - 06/17/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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For employing one of their only utilitarian purposes they shouldn't own them? How about dipshits don't come fucking around people's houses in the dead of night..?



Not when you go around pointing shotguns at people for making noises



If OP is in a place where he can shoot off guns on his own property that means he's in the middle of fucking no where. There is literally 0 goddamn reason you should be creeping around someone's house in the middle of no where in the middle of the night..


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21821488 - 06/17/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
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Shroomslip said:
For employing one of their only utilitarian purposes they shouldn't own them? How about dipshits don't come fucking around people's houses in the dead of night..?



Not when you go around pointing shotguns at people for making noises



There is literally 0 goddamn reason you should be creeping around someone's house in the middle of no where in the middle of the night..



I did it fairly frequently back in highschool :shrug:


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821489 - 06/17/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

call the police and say there's a suspicious vehicle in the neighborhood..  the end.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821492 - 06/17/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Nooooo, I said to flank him.  Never once did I say anything about engaging or confronting..



So, sneak up behind him......then what? Why the fuck would you flank him if not to engage?



Recon..take note of who it is, make and model of truck, plates, and most importantly, what they'll proceed to do... this is elementary shit dude.
Things like listening to him talk etc.. what he has to say.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21821493 - 06/17/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21821496 - 06/17/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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call the police and say there's a suspicious vehicle in the neighborhood..  the end.



That's how people end up getting shot


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21821497 - 06/17/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

also OP (and everyone) dont fuck with crazy people.  make friends and keep them at a distance.  never ever make enemies.  Offer the fucker some cookies or meth, whatever he likes.  You want him to have your back, not stab you in the back.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: sprinkles]
    #21821498 - 06/17/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

First of all, you really creeped around peoples houses in the middle of the country while is HS? Why? :lol:

Second if what OP said is true this is not just some mischievous student, it is a fucking meth head trying to fuck with him and his dad.

Probably hoping to steal their stuff for more meth...


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: musiclover420]
    #21821504 - 06/17/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Is there meth in the house right now, OP?


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21821508 - 06/17/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
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Shroomopotamus said:
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For employing one of their only utilitarian purposes they shouldn't own them? How about dipshits don't come fucking around people's houses in the dead of night..?



Not when you go around pointing shotguns at people for making noises



There is literally 0 goddamn reason you should be creeping around someone's house in the middle of no where in the middle of the night..



I did it fairly frequently back in highschool :shrug:



Just because you did it doesn't mean you had any good/justifiable reason for doing it.


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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