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OfflineTopPmz
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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: zZZz]
    #21821302 - 06/17/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess 'terrible' is a strong word. A waste of time is more accurate. Its bland.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821308 - 06/17/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Am I the only one here who would find pleasure in tagging his car without him having any idea I was there?  Really?  The best case scenario I can get here is walk out on your front porch, spot light him and shoot some rando gun in the air?.... methheads,LOL


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821311 - 06/17/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

well that's kind of why i watched it, to wasted time cuz i had nothing to do anyway.

i thought it was a pretty good movie and i watch a tone of movies


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821312 - 06/17/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why do you keep talking about giving up your position like he's some special forces sniper.. Dude he's in a house, his position is pretty well known. This isn't some counter sniper situation where that information is relevant. The second he moves positions his position is no more blown than it was before hand. He's already let the guy know there is someone in the house by flashing the lights on and off..


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821313 - 06/17/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Underage pubbers, :burke:


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821321 - 06/17/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, that would be fun, but I gather that the OP isn't very well acquainted with firearms or situations where one would utilize such tactics. It may not be his best course of action.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #21821322 - 06/17/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Why do you keep talking about giving up your position like he's some special forces sniper.. Dude he's in a house, his position is pretty well known. This isn't some counter sniper situation where that information is relevant. The second he moves positions his position is no more blown than it was before hand. He's already let the guy know there is someone in the house by flashing the lights on and off..




He's trying to make this interesting. Right now we got an episode of Hee Haw. Amanita's trying to make this the next Tom Clancy.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: zZZz]
    #21821325 - 06/17/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zZZz said:
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Amanita86 said:
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if i had bright flashlight i;d shine it towards his car



Thats probably the dumbest fucking thing Ive ever heard in my life... yea he'll have no idea what your position is then...  fucking:facepalm:

I just need to stop hanging out in the pub...




wut crawled up ur pussy

meth heads are afraid of bright lights. the point is to blind him with the light, or atleast get a look of whos who




Can confirm this. Bright lights are the kryptonite of a paranoid tweaker.

You need to shine a bright light in his direction, play some type of cop siren noise to scare the shit out of him and do anything possible to make him think he is being watched by the cops.

Just scare the fuck out of him it will be like scaring a mouse.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21821333 - 06/17/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Everyone knows mice are the tweakers of the animal kingdom



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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21821339 - 06/17/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Or give him an aiming point..


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821340 - 06/17/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Underage pubbers, :burke:



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Yeah, that would be fun, but I gather that the OP isn't very well acquainted with firearms or situations where one would utilize such tactics. It may not be his best course of action.



Yeah, I don't fire guns that often. I had to have my dad show me how to use it :loldongs:


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21821345 - 06/17/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Everyone knows mice are the tweakers of the animal kingdom





With the right background that would make a hella blotter paper.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #21821346 - 06/17/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

we owe mice a lot for testing out our drugs and medicines before we take them. they are so under appreciated


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21821347 - 06/17/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Man, a few years ago someone made a thread as the cops were raiding the house looking for his mom...and they were searching room to room. They were holed up in a closet. He didn't know whether to run, or turn his mom in. sVs was posting, so you can only imagine him piling on this poor kid. Boy, that was exciting.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821352 - 06/17/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

As I suspected. So, don't listen to Amanita.
What you've done so far is totally acceptable, especially since you're likely dealing with someone who isn't any more well-trained than you are.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: koods]
    #21821353 - 06/17/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Man, a few years ago someone made a thread as the cops were raiding the house looking for his mom...and they were searching room to room. They were holed up in a closet. He didn't know whether to run, or turn his mom in. sVs was posting, so you can only imagine him piling on this poor kid. Boy, that was exciting.




Thread link please.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: koods]
    #21821357 - 06/17/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Man, a few years ago someone made a thread as the cops were raiding the house looking for his mom...and they were searching room to room. They were holed up in a closet. He didn't know whether to run, or turn his mom in. sVs was posting, so you can only imagine him piling on this poor kid. Boy, that was exciting.



Please say you have a link. I really wanna read that.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821359 - 06/17/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would definitely take a couple of shots at his truck just to challenge him.. guaranteed this guys a bitch


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821363 - 06/17/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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As I suspected. So, don't listen to Amanita.
....you're likely dealing with someone who isn't any more well-trained than you are.




Psssssh!!, fool you dont know who youre dealing with...all I offered was to be invisible..


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21821365 - 06/17/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I would definitely take a couple of shots at his truck just to challenge him.. guaranteed this guys a bitch



Yeah turn a warning shot into attempted murder. Great idea.


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