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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: zZZz]
    #21821249 - 06/17/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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u live in the country man?..

not much u can do but stay loaded.. or call the cops if possible.

if i had bright flashlight i;d shine it towards his car



this sounds like some backwoods tribal shit

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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TNK]
    #21821252 - 06/17/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21821256 - 06/17/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zZZz said:

if i had bright flashlight i;d shine it towards his car



Thats probably the dumbest fucking thing Ive ever heard in my life... yea he'll have no idea what your position is then...  fucking:facepalm:

I just need to stop hanging out in the pub...


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: SunnyD]
    #21821260 - 06/17/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

reminds of me of the movie 'joe'.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821263 - 06/17/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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hTx said:
Are you tweaking bro?



Yeah. Being stalked by a methhead is exactly the kind a paranoia a tweaker would exhibit.

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I'm confused.. First you're staying with him, then he gets a call from her so he goes to her house, then an hour later you're sitting at your dads and the methhead shows up there?



What? I'm at my dads yes, he got a call from her and left to go to her place and I stayed at his place. Then the guy left her place to come fuck around at my dads which I'm staying. This might have been his attempt to lure my dad away to rob the place but didn't think anybody would be home.




So, you think your dad's GF may be conspiring with this methhead to rob your dad's house? Maybe your dad took his meth with him.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21821264 - 06/17/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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:rofl: are the shadow people outside op?



No meth for me. :lol: By the way I went out and fired the big shotgun, holy fuck it kicks. I'll keep you guys posted, unless I get killed of course.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821265 - 06/17/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If dude is sketch enough seems like either calling your dad if you have not already or calling the cops might be smart.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821266 - 06/17/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Post pics :awesomenod:


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821271 - 06/17/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zZZz said:

if i had bright flashlight i;d shine it towards his car



Thats probably the dumbest fucking thing Ive ever heard in my life... yea he'll have no idea what your position is then...  fucking:facepalm:

I just need to stop hanging out in the pub...




wut crawled up ur pussy

meth heads are afraid of bright lights. the point is to blind him with the light, or atleast get a look of whos who


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: zZZz]
    #21821273 - 06/17/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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reminds of me of the movie 'joe'.



Terrible movie.

OP, just stay strapped and chill. If he breaks in or something, shoot him. Until then, smoke a bowl and chillax.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821277 - 06/17/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
:rofl: are the shadow people outside op?



No meth for me. :lol: By the way I went out and fired the big shotgun, holy fuck it kicks. I'll keep you guys posted, unless I get killed of course.



Im sure that will teach him...:facepalm:


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821279 - 06/17/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it wasnt terrible. but it wasnt great either. i'ts on netflix if anyone wants to give it a watch


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21821281 - 06/17/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I think probably just ignoring the dude is the best route to go. He's looking to get any kind of reaction out of you he can get. If you give him no reaction, he'll eventually get bored and leave. Granted, you've already fired the shotgun and done other stuff, so that ship may have sailed. Still, in the future nothing works better on someone looking for a reaction than actively ignoring their behavior.

Of course, if he tries to fuck with your shit, that's different.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821283 - 06/17/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:
Methheads.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821286 - 06/17/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Will make him think long and hard before doing something stupid.. Methhead was probably sitting in his truck thinking "I can knock this guy out and get what I want" now it's "Can I knock this guy out before he spray paints the wall with me?"


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21821288 - 06/17/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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it wasnt terrible. but it wasnt great either.



That is exactly something you would say


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: zZZz]
    #21821292 - 06/17/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zZZz said:

if i had bright flashlight i;d shine it towards his car



Thats probably the dumbest fucking thing Ive ever heard in my life... yea he'll have no idea what your position is then...  fucking:facepalm:

I just need to stop hanging out in the pub...




wut crawled up ur pussy

meth heads are afraid of bright lights. the point is to blind him with the light, or atleast get a look of whos who



You can do that with a rifle scope or a pair of bino's.. when you start giving up morse code with a flash light your position is done... only a fucking moron would offer up that info..


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: Amanita86]
    #21821293 - 06/17/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
:rofl: are the shadow people outside op?



No meth for me. :lol: By the way I went out and fired the big shotgun, holy fuck it kicks. I'll keep you guys posted, unless I get killed of course.



Im sure that will teach him...:facepalm:



I was letting him know I'm armed? The idea is to maybe let him think before he does something stupid.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: TopPmz]
    #21821297 - 06/17/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Post pics :awesomenod:



That's what I am saying. :lol:

To the OP, just make sure your house is locked up and shit and just wait it out. Leave your porch light on.

Don't worry about the vehicle outside unless someone gets out of it and starts to creep around your house.


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Re: tweaker is fucking with me and my dad tonight [Re: koods]
    #21821298 - 06/17/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What if it's a cop?  Going outside and firing off rounds is liable to get you killed these days :sadyes:


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