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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Hobozen] * 1
    #21821725 - 06/18/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Can't forget Shroomopotamus, shroomery's one of a kind party animal.


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Hobozen]
    #21821729 - 06/18/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you guys should check out tobaccotaster's socrates thread.  that shit is funny as fuck.  i could read shit like that all day and never stop grinning


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Hobozen]
    #21821730 - 06/18/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I disagree really strongly with his politics but I can't seem to hold it against him, his posts are always entertaining as fuck. Oh yeah, koods is a winner too, can't believe I forgot about him, and sVs.


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Hobozen] * 1
    #21821740 - 06/18/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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blankk said:
Dawks is hiliarious, I like this one in particular, made me lol good.

Quote:

Dawks said:
Quote:

Patlal said:






A fucking machine?



or a fucking-machine?









That's not a fucking machine. This is a fucking machine.



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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: The Phleg]
    #21821755 - 06/18/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No that is terrifying.

Terminator shouldn't be humanoid metallic skeletons.. It should be a bunch of those.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: The Phleg]
    #21821757 - 06/18/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

that's a monster fucking machine, for monsters. :dumbass:


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21821762 - 06/18/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

our sex machines will evolve into sentient AI and take over the world, and that's what they'll look like.


Edited by Hobozen (06/18/15 12:54 AM)


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Hobozen]
    #21821772 - 06/18/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Monsters with recursively self-containing vaginas on their foreheads?


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21821779 - 06/18/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't even know what that means, but I like the sound of it.


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Hobozen]
    #21821814 - 06/18/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What would it take to open that third eye? :naughty:


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: The Phleg]
    #21821833 - 06/18/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm way too high to answer that question right now.


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: The Phleg]
    #21821853 - 06/18/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tequila..


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21821863 - 06/18/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The only question Tequila is the answer to is "Do you wanna feel like shit in the morning?". :lol:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #21821889 - 06/18/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

**Crosses shroomslip off his list**


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: koods]
    #21822325 - 06/18/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Psychonautica is pretty consistently funny, to me.


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Sheekle]
    #21822354 - 06/18/15 05:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
The other day he randomly went on this egomaniac rant for a few hours by posting excessive compliments about himself in various threads which had nothing to do with the topic, and then Propensity was taking screenshots and turning them into funny compilation images. I thought that was pretty hilarious




:lol: yeah that was pretty good

COASTER

there I said it o.o

One must laugh at his eyebrows.


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Hobozen]
    #21822447 - 06/18/15 06:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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blankk said:
our sex machines will evolve into sentient AI and take over the world, and that's what they'll look like.




I blame Singularity!


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Magenta]
    #21822460 - 06/18/15 06:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I like preschooler when he posts as if he is a preschooler not understanding shit. He starts asking questions a kid would ask and they somehow reveal the idiocy of the original post. Pretty clever and funny.


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21822566 - 06/18/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I think XLcaps is pretty funny


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: The Shroomery's funniest members [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21822635 - 06/18/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I got 3 votes and Im neww.


Yaaaaay


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