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    #21818671 - 06/17/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So, one time, i knew a couple of fucktards that liked to huff gasoline.  I watched these guys pour some gas in a garbage bag and go to town one afternoon.  So the next day, i happen to see one of them walking down the street, and he looks like freddy krueger.  Turns out he passed out in a gas induced haze, and ended up with these nasty chemical burns on his face.  looked like really horrible chapped lips, but all over his face.

Another time, i watched a guy huff several hits of dust-off, without any air in between.  He fell over and domed himself on a post. Then he crawled out onto the lawn, took his shoes off, and put them back on the wrong feet. Then he started yelling at his dad(who wasn't there) for a minute before coming back to reality.

On a non-drug related note, i had a roommate once who threw a lit cig into a 5 gallon bucket full of butts.  The bucket caught fire and lit up the siding on the house we were renting.  So i'm just chillin watching some DS9, and his GF comes running inside in a panic to tell me the house in on fire.  So i walk outside, and this guy is standing next to the fire trying to pour a water bottle on it.  I walked over to the garden hose that was 10 feet away, turned it on, and put the fire out with a quick spritz. 
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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21818687 - 06/17/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21818697 - 06/17/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol, even before I read the thread I'd started thinking about people huffing duster.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21818722 - 06/17/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had a friend in high school who did a huge blast on dust off in his car and decided to drive off. He blacked out and ended up doing 360s in the parking lot of our high school. He had the gas mashed for about a minute before he came to.

This same guy did a huge bast, blacked out and fell off his stool in art class right in front of the teacher. He was flopping around like a fish out of water. That shit will just erase brain cells and lower your IQ after every hit.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21818782 - 06/17/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had a friend who thought it was a good idea to smoke some fentanyl patches before we went for a drive. He ended up nodding while behind the wheel on the highway so I had to grab the wheel and start hitting him repeatedly until he woke up. Also the same guy who smoked half a hydromorph and spent an hour hovering over the toilet, vomiting semi-consciously and talking about how it's the best high of his life. I also dared the same guy to hit a bucket made with a nicorette vapor cartrige, and spent and hour hovering over the toilet, vomiting semi-consciously and talking about how it's the worst high of his life. Also got him to hit a bongful of tobacco.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21818809 - 06/17/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i have one buddy who used to be a fuckin nut and one time he purposely phished out on a nitrous balloon and there was a bunch of glass right near him and when he fell to the ground he landed in the glass and like as hes convulsing he kept on rolling around in the glass and he fucked his back up so bad. there was blood everywhere


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #21818814 - 06/17/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I worked at music store and a guy returned a mic and cable because he didn't fit into the electrical socket in his house.

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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa] * 3
    #21818838 - 06/17/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've seen people sell their precious souls for the world, they build nations and conquered other nations, then they themselves got conquered.

The stupid shit I see everyday will make u give urself a wedgie.

People who take their jobs too seriously, who take life too seriously. Then there's the people who don't take it seriously enough..

People are actually very highly intelligent mammals, it just that we are very easily influenced.. Highly intelligent, but highly inexperienced..


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #21818840 - 06/17/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The stupidest shit I've seen is usually someone acting like their ass is perect and coming off as real douchebags.

I remember many instances where someone on a high was totally flippant towards shitting on other people, but
by the long tail ending, when worn down and feeling shitty themselves, I always like to remind them of their harsh
bullshit just a few short hours ago. Not in a mean spirited way but a subtle reminder is usually good.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21818855 - 06/17/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just read my multiple roommate threads. It should give you an idea of the kind of stupidity I've had to live with over the years...


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21818891 - 06/17/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

now for the stupid shit:i did it edition

in high school, i did an e-bomb in my english class. an e-bomb, for those not in the know, is when you lower head relative to your heart by bending at the waist, then you hyperventilate before rapidly raising your head elevation. this makes you pass the fuck out.(people used to do this at raves all the time back in the days, i don't know if they still do)
so i passed out, spazzed out, and came to crouched in the corner with my classmates surrounding me.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21818900 - 06/17/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had a buddy buck a huge line of ketamine for his first time I told him that he didn't need near that much but he insisted he had a high tolerance to drugs (trying to be macho) then after doing the line tried to leave and drive home we told him he couldn't leave and just to wait 5 - 10 min to see if he was good to go... not even 2 min later k holed on bathroom floor lol when he came to he thanked us profusely for not letting him drive lol


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Grim767]
    #21818918 - 06/17/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I had a buddy buck a huge line of ketamine for his first time I told him that he didn't need near that much but he insisted he had a high tolerance to drugs (trying to be macho) then after doing the line tried to leave and drive home we told him he couldn't leave and just to wait 5 - 10 min to see if he was good to go... not even 2 min later k holed on bathroom floor lol when he came to he thanked us profusely for not letting him drive lol





when it comes to drugs and driving im pretty irresponsible. ive drove on almost every drug ive ever done, but id never drive on K. thats way too much


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21818968 - 06/17/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Steal a fire extinguisher from outside a motel room and fucked the room up. Looked like we hot boxed it lol. Had to leave the door open and sit on the curbfmor like 2 hours  Couldnt breathe in that shit. It looked like tony montanas bathroom when it all settled.

Seen and done more stupid shit but thats the onky thing i can think of at the moment.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21818972 - 06/17/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ive also driven on every psychedelic ive taken.

Stupi stupid but kinda fun.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21818990 - 06/17/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

One time I was eating a pop tart and it took me a solid 15 seconds to realize it was my phone.

Drugs eh?
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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: DpRwav]
    #21819006 - 06/17/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ive also driven on every psychedelic ive taken.

Stupi stupid but kinda fun.





its really not that hard

just pay attention, take backroads, and youll be fine


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21819013 - 06/17/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm pretty sure I went into a short trance while waiting for a red light while on mescaline..

It's still pretty dangerous.. Anything can happen,,


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21819047 - 06/17/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yea its really not as hard as one would think. Just drive like the whip is stolen.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: DpRwav]
    #21819329 - 06/17/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've seen some people go down as in pass out on nitrous one guy was really memorable in that he went face first into a bonfire You know hot coals and all it was a miracle we saved him Being everyone was stoned,drunk or on acid. or all 3. He only got a few minor burns like as if he ad touched a hot frying pan. and some singed hair.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21819374 - 06/17/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My brother somersaulted into a bonfire when he was drunk and on opiates. Wish he got as lucky as that guy, almost died from the infection because our local hospitals are fucked.

They gave him a towel, a little tube of ointment, and one Vicodin when he had 3rd degree burns all over his left arm, shoulder and face.

Told him to check in the next day, if we didn't take him to a burn center that night he would be dead.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Yukon Cornelius]
    #21819764 - 06/17/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've seen someone put their mouth all the way over the mouthpiece of a bong and drool all over it while going to hit it.

I've seen people try to smoke Molly, shrooms, and weed butter.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21820024 - 06/17/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had a bunch of old towels on my apartment patio that I used to clean up shit with. I had them in a bucket and my retarded ass friend threw his cigg butt in there and I didn't know. We are insanely high on edibles and all of a sudden there's someone knocking at my door frantically. It's my up stairs neighbor and he's like yo man is your apartment on fire. I'm like uhh what are talking about, no lol. He's like dude your patios on fire. I open my blinds and all the towels are on fire and smoking a shit ton. I quickly douse it all with water but it was quite sketch. I still don't know how he didn't realize that wouldn't happen considering the towels were dried out cotton.


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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21820329 - 06/17/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Lol, even before I read the thread I'd started thinking about people huffing duster.





had a friend do that in the photography dark room and was just laughing his ass off to wah wahs while the teacher was yelling at him for a minute, he then came to the entire class looking at him and causally asked what?

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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21820648 - 06/17/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I knew someone that broke into a car the day he got out of prison, passed out inside of the car and was charged with burglary because he had put a bunch of shit from inside the car into his pockets before passing out.  He got 3 years over it.  We called him kick stand because his one leg was much shorter than the other.  I also saw someone get busted for stealing someone's wallet in holding while in jail.  I don't know where he thought he was going to hide it, but we hadn't even make it past booking to get searched.  Typical piece of shit I guess.  Needless to say, they took it from him and gave it back to the other person.  He didn't press charges, he just wanted his wallet back. I think he had $40 in it which he didn't get back.


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