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Yukon Cornelius
Bumble Wrangler



Registered: 09/01/13
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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21819374 - 06/17/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My brother somersaulted into a bonfire when he was drunk and on opiates. Wish he got as lucky as that guy, almost died from the infection because our local hospitals are fucked.
They gave him a towel, a little tube of ointment, and one Vicodin when he had 3rd degree burns all over his left arm, shoulder and face.
Told him to check in the next day, if we didn't take him to a burn center that night he would be dead.
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Jack Herer
Explorer of Consciousness

Registered: 10/30/14
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I've seen someone put their mouth all the way over the mouthpiece of a bong and drool all over it while going to hit it.
I've seen people try to smoke Molly, shrooms, and weed butter.
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Gorlax



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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa]
#21820024 - 06/17/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had a bunch of old towels on my apartment patio that I used to clean up shit with. I had them in a bucket and my retarded ass friend threw his cigg butt in there and I didn't know. We are insanely high on edibles and all of a sudden there's someone knocking at my door frantically. It's my up stairs neighbor and he's like yo man is your apartment on fire. I'm like uhh what are talking about, no lol. He's like dude your patios on fire. I open my blinds and all the towels are on fire and smoking a shit ton. I quickly douse it all with water but it was quite sketch. I still don't know how he didn't realize that wouldn't happen considering the towels were dried out cotton.
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ReposadoXochipilli
Here, there, inbetween



Registered: 08/30/05
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Quote:
BlindSophist said: Lol, even before I read the thread I'd started thinking about people huffing duster.
had a friend do that in the photography dark room and was just laughing his ass off to wah wahs while the teacher was yelling at him for a minute, he then came to the entire class looking at him and causally asked what?
pretty funny
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fapjack
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Registered: 07/26/07
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Loc: Central New Jersey
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Re: Stupid shit you've seen people do [Re: ballsalsa]
#21820648 - 06/17/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I knew someone that broke into a car the day he got out of prison, passed out inside of the car and was charged with burglary because he had put a bunch of shit from inside the car into his pockets before passing out. He got 3 years over it. We called him kick stand because his one leg was much shorter than the other. I also saw someone get busted for stealing someone's wallet in holding while in jail. I don't know where he thought he was going to hide it, but we hadn't even make it past booking to get searched. Typical piece of shit I guess. Needless to say, they took it from him and gave it back to the other person. He didn't press charges, he just wanted his wallet back. I think he had $40 in it which he didn't get back.
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