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Almond Flour
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The "Men Only" thread...... 9
#21816145 - 06/16/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This thread is for men only. Fuck that bullshit of the females getting their own forum. Blind sophist feel free to sit this one out.
But for the rest of us who consider ourselves men, fart, drink, smoke, and consider this a safe haven. Pub rules don't fucking APPLY in the MAN THREAD
Disclosure: pub rules still apply
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour] 6
#21816153 - 06/16/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The entire Pub is 'man thread', you baby.
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Sophistic Radiance
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Almond Flour
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Quote:
Cojo said: The entire Pub is 'man thread', you baby.
Get the hell out your female brain cant possible understand the things that go on here. Men need a safe place too. To talk about men issues
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Seriously_trippin
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Yay...... sausage fest
Seriously though what can we talk about here that we don't in the pub?
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Almond Flour
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Quote:
BlindSophist said:

Is your presence here a statement about what gender you most identify with
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (06/16/15 07:20 PM)
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Bitter Cactus
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Hey men here are some man boobies for the only men thread
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FruitOfLife
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I support this thread! But I laughed that the first person to post in this thread was a female LOL
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: FruitOfLife]
#21816184 - 06/16/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Us men need a thread where we can fart and burp all we want without worrying about what the ladies think.
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
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Well what the hell..
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*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
Edited by Amanita86 (06/16/15 07:28 PM)
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour] 2
#21816189 - 06/16/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Almond Flour said: Get the hell out your female brain cant possible understand the things that go on here. Men need a safe place too. To talk about men issues
Keep crying.
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Amanita86
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Cojo can stay, we need someone on the pole..
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Vsnares.Zappa
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Quote:
Cojo said: The entire Pub is 'man thread', you baby.

Cojo is cool
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour] 1
#21816202 - 06/16/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh, i think you are confused. the entire shroomery is the "men only" area.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour] 2
#21816207 - 06/16/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Men?! You mean "boys"?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: VivaLaMushie] 4
#21816209 - 06/16/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: yogabunny] 1
#21816213 - 06/16/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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men are welcome to ladies night, at least most of the time. they just dont get the discount on food or drinks
the whole point of ladies night is to attract ladies for the men to pick up
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I was drunk the other night and my friend said,"do you have a problem with a woman being the president". Candidly I said well most women in real life I meet Are dumb as fuck. I don't 100% think that's true but for some reason I meet a lot of chicks that are dumb as dirt. There are some really smart women though and that is a huge turn on for me. I just seem to meet more women that don't follow science,politics,technologies,movies or literature then I do guys. Less cultured at times. Other times that's not true at all.
I've always wanted to mention this on the pub but didn't want to offend any shroomettes. And most shroomettes I meet here fall in the category of very smart.Quote:
VivaLaMushie said: Men?! You mean "boys"?
Definitely not
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Almond Flour
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816277 - 06/16/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: Cojo can stay, we need someone on the pole..
This is pretty much the "setting" for this type of thread
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Happy Mushrooming



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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour] 1
#21816280 - 06/16/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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guys are fags
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Quote:
Almond Flour said: ... But for the rest of us who consider ourselves men, fart, drink, smoke, and consider this a safe haven. ...
Freely do these things around women already, what insecurities should drive me to seek out such a "safe haven"?
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Almond Flour
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Tantrika]
#21816302 - 06/16/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
SweetLeafSamadhi said:
Quote:
Almond Flour said: ... But for the rest of us who consider ourselves men, fart, drink, smoke, and consider this a safe haven. ...
Freely do these things around women already, what insecurities should drive me to seek out such a "safe haven"?
Thats fucking deep! This is the type of manly, philosophical shit im talking about! This is why we need a brotherhood thread where we can help each other out!
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Tantrika] 3
#21816303 - 06/16/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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op isnt a man.
thread invalid
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Tantrika]
#21816304 - 06/16/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Bouncey bouncey bouncey bouncey bouncey..."
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rxb
n00b-sabot



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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816313 - 06/16/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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*licks amanita's face*
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RobZombie68
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour] 1
#21816319 - 06/16/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Men: When was the last time you sharted, and when, where, how did it happen? Please discuss...
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teamkiller
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: RobZombie68]
#21816320 - 06/16/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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rxb
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: RobZombie68]
#21816321 - 06/16/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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here i sit broken harted had some gas and oops i sharted.
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816331 - 06/16/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
rxb said: *licks amanita's face*
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rxb
n00b-sabot



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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816334 - 06/16/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sometimes i feel like starting a prostate stimulation thread, i feel like only cool people would participate in a prostate stimulation thread.
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rxb
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816339 - 06/16/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said:
Quote:
rxb said: *licks amanita's face*

that was the desired response ...yes.
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Almond Flour
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816341 - 06/16/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
rxb said: sometimes i feel like starting a prostate stimulation thread, i feel like only cool people would participate in a prostate stimulation thread.
This is the "Man" thread. Stick whatever you want up your ass. No judgement here brother
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rxb
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real men milk their prostates.
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Algo
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I haven't been here for two months and your still posting negative crap.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Algo]
#21816359 - 06/16/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
AlgoRythm said: I haven't been here for two months and your still posting negative crap.
What negative crap? Im tring to create a positive thread for heavens sake.
Fuck if you lose you lose and if you win you lose in some situations with some people
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rxb
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i feel their should be some sort of recognition for being less likable than the mods.
and that almond flour should be nominated.
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Amanita86
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816380 - 06/16/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Atleast he's not licking peoples faces!
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rxb
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86] 1
#21816384 - 06/16/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I KNOW RIGHT, IM HORRIBLE....
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: RobZombie68]
#21816408 - 06/16/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I sharted maybe a month back Luckily the last several times have been at home on days off.
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Amanita86
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816410 - 06/16/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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rxb said: I KNOW RIGHT, IM HORRIBLE....
+1
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Almond Flour
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Quote:
Corporal Kielbasa said: I sharted maybe a month back Luckily the last several times have been at home on days off.
I have not done the deep since I was a young teen
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rxb
n00b-sabot



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nubjoo amanita lol
-------------------- ->$10 FLOW HOOD ALTERNATIVE <- . i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications) [quote]Enlil said: I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]
Edited by rxb (06/16/15 08:16 PM)
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Amanita86
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816452 - 06/16/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What did you call me?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816454 - 06/16/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Last time I got drunk I sharted.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816473 - 06/16/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: What did you call me?
a slut.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816488 - 06/16/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, ok then..
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rxb
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816490 - 06/16/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached
You know where...


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb]
#21816610 - 06/16/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is this where we sign up to coordinate our glory hole sessions?
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FruitOfLife
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Detached] 1
#21816617 - 06/16/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No girls aloud in the glory holes either
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: FruitOfLife]
#21816629 - 06/16/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: No girls aloud in the glory holes either 

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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb] 1
#21816682 - 06/16/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
rxb said: here i sit broken harted had some gas and oops i sharted.
You fucked it all up 
It's classic men's room stall literature.
Here I sit broken hearted Came to shit, but only farted
At my desk, I took a chance Tried to fart, but shit my pants
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: shLong]
#21816688 - 06/16/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey girlfriends, what's up?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods]
#21816694 - 06/16/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sup, ho
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Amanita86
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods]
#21816698 - 06/16/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hi koods
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816721 - 06/16/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man this place got gay real fast
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816724 - 06/16/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anything exciting going on in here? I figured since almond flour created this thread, it's pretty gay.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816726 - 06/16/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Another random fave of mine I personally saw at Denison University in the chapel men's room. Simple, but got the point across.
It read... "bald Dutch pussy"
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods] 1
#21816755 - 06/16/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Standard thread.. the guys built a clubhouse, the girls stormed it, rxb licked my face, and now the guys are building a glory hole, that's when you showed up..
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816762 - 06/16/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Make sure it's luxurious and hi-class so sheekle will stick his dick in it.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods]
#21816772 - 06/16/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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We have two rolls of unopened tape so he should be good to go
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816785 - 06/16/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is.. Is this where I post my homemade fake pussy male sex toy DIY?
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Amanita86
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: shLong]
#21816795 - 06/16/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I guess..
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86] 1
#21816799 - 06/16/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I saw a lady on page one. I don't feel comfortable
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Amanita86
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: shLong]
#21816820 - 06/16/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: MoxyOx]
#21816834 - 06/16/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
MoxyOx said: Man this place got gay real fast
It's not gay it's just a bunch of manly men showing their love and affection in manly ways.


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I think that last one is a chick ..
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816861 - 06/16/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816870 - 06/16/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I think that last one is a chick ..
that is fucking offensive. if he identifies as a male, who are you to criticize that?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Adolin]
#21816876 - 06/16/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No really I think she identifies as a chick yo.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816878 - 06/16/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Would you suck those titties?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816890 - 06/16/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah that's a chick who says she's a chick. Get that shit out of here.
Lemme man this shit up.
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said:


Would you suck those titties?
You have hideous underwear
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods]
#21816903 - 06/16/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ha!! I used to sell car parts to a garage downtown that had a huge poster of that..
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816912 - 06/16/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would break my car on purpose if he were the mechanic.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods]
#21816924 - 06/16/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, the mechanics were fat old guys and the counter lady was a beast, but they had the poster..if you have an imagination and all..
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816976 - 06/16/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: I think that last one is a chick ..
Hey I just chose a couple pictures at random from a 'manly men werstling' search who are you to say if Tilda Swinton can manwerstle or not 



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Im so man I have a whole penis.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: ModestMouse]
#21816988 - 06/16/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dicks so big it's gotta lien..
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21816999 - 06/16/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Who here wants a back rub?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods] 1
#21817036 - 06/16/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oi shove off with that ye buttpirate
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arent you abortion is murder guy? 
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: sprinkles]
#21817099 - 06/16/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ewwww girl. Ewwww
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Let's talk about tits and/or ass while smoking a fat cigar. Fart in between each drag and sip on some fine scotch at the same time.
I like where this is going...
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koods said: Ewwww girl. Ewwww
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
#21817240 - 06/16/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Farting, burping, drinking beer, that sounds like my kind of fun.
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I don’t remember the last time I sharted, but the other day I was laying in bed with the fan blowing at our heads when I let one go. Just a little phwump. Then another phwump phwump and all of a sudden my girl jumps out of bed choking and gagging talking bout what the fuck!?! I didn't smell anything so I assume the fan blew it all right into her face.
LOL thank god she didn't puke.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj]
#21817368 - 06/17/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ya fuck holding in your farts for women that shit sucks.
I just let em fly out whenever I please.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj] 1
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Bitter Cactus
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If the woman doesn't like the smell of your burps and farts find another woman.
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men = farts, drinking, talking shit, fucking, men only watch out stay way.
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lol
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21817378 - 06/17/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck I can let my hair down in this thread. Best thread on the shroomery ever.
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akira_akuma
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best man thread on the wimmens' internet evar, yaa!
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The best is farting in your hand and going here's a cupcake. The ladies can't get enough of that.
I think my relationship has gotten as comfortable as it can get. I keep trying to see where the limit is and I just can't find it.
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Bitter Cactus
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When you take a piss leave the toilet seat up and leave a few drops over the rim of the toilet and see how she reacts when she goes to the bathroom.
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yeah, that fart really means that you really are a human being in all it's putrid form.
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Bitter Cactus said: When you take a piss leave the toilet seat up and leave a few drops over the rim of the toilet and see how she reacts when she goes to the bathroom.
yeah, because it's just too hard to pull and aim.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817400 - 06/17/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also don't take a shower or change your clothes for as many days in a row as possible until your girl starts to notice your man smell.
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I'm such a man I'll admit that I piss sitting down. Cuz its like a firehose and I don't want splash back all over the bathroom 
Or I just go out back and piss in the yard.
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said: Also don't take a shower or change your clothes for as many days in a row as possible until your girl starts to notice your man smell.
... yeah totes mcscrotes.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817419 - 06/17/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My farts are innocent compared to the death that was released from my ex girl's butthole.
That silent but deadly theory is true man. After living together for a couple years it just became funny but before then she would stink up the room and go "eww, do you smell that? Chase (our dog) must of farted again." lol
You know what else I learned? Girls' farts are usually so quiet because they wear thong underwear. The string going down the middle of the asshole acts as some sort of sound diffuser. Almost like a silencer on a gun.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817425 - 06/17/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If I forget to shut the door while I'm taking a leak sometimes she comes in and tries to poke the stream.
I keep envisioning the stream hitting her finger and urine immediately splashing everywhere! Being a bit of a clean freak, this obviously startles me, not to mention, stresses me the fuck out in a moment that should be utterly relaxing.
Wow, that came out of nowhere.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj]
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Oh, that makes so much sense.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj]
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Quote:
Couperj said: If I forget to shut the door while I'm taking a leak sometimes she comes in and tries to poke the stream.
I keep envisioning the stream hitting her finger and urine immediately splashing everywhere! Being a bit of a clean freak, this obviously startles me, not to mention, stresses me the fuck out in a moment that should be utterly relaxing.
Wow, that came out of nowhere.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
#21817435 - 06/17/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: My farts are innocent compared to the death that was released from my ex girl's butthole.
That silent but deadly theory is true man. After living together for a couple years it just became funny but before then she would stink up the room and go "eww, do you smell that? Chase (our dog) must of farted again." lol
You know what else I learned? Girls' farts are usually so quiet because they wear thong underwear. The string going down the middle of the asshole acts as some sort of sound diffuser. Almost like a silencer on a gun.
that must be it. or they're farts that are literally just that small. but they are deadly. no wonder they're so shy. what's up with girls farts?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817442 - 06/17/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My kratom farts and shits stink so bad and if I leave the door open after I shit I kid you not the smell permeates the entire house and we have to light matches to control the stank.
Febreeze is your friends boys.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817445 - 06/17/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There is scientific research online about the thong, fart diffusing theory. Google that shit, you won't be disappointed.
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Fabreeze just masks that shit (pun intended). Also most of those really strong scented sprays and liquids mess with my allergies.
I been using a hospital grade odor neutralizer at home recently. I'm not even joking.
The spray doesn't have any smell, it just does its job which is to get rid of funky smells.
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akira_akuma
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
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i just googled "thong, fart diffusing theory" and i was very confused.
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akira_akuma
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Bitter Cactus said: My kratom farts and shits stink so bad and if I leave the door open after I shit I kid you not the smell permeates the entire house and we have to light matches to control the stank.
Febreeze is your friends boys.
your colon is fucked.
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Awesome thread almonds
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akira_akuma
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isn't it just the greatest.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817479 - 06/17/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha! I didn't mean google it using those exact words. Just search for something along the lines of "do thongs cause silent farts."
:vapd:
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817481 - 06/17/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think it should be stickied personally.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
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so it's just spaced so there no flap and then there's no fart sound! that's ingenious!
the more unexpected... the deadlier....
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma] 1
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Indeed, sir. You got it now.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
#21817502 - 06/17/15 01:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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dem wimmens.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817513 - 06/17/15 01:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i once dated a girl for a few months that pretty much never farted...until she fell asleep. Once her eyes closed, all bets were off. You could roast a turkey under those sheets. kinda made it awkward being the big spoon.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
#21817606 - 06/17/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ok men
lets chug beer and scratch our balls and talk about how hard we banged our girlfriends in the back of our ford raptors painted as the american flag while chugging more beer

tottal jk tho
this thread is alittle pointless cause 90% of this site is ball bearers
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We men need*
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Adden]
#21817712 - 06/17/15 04:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I said it before and I'll say it again: AF = the Bullshit Man.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Turtletotem]
#21817805 - 06/17/15 05:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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circle jerk!
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: rxb] 1
#21817842 - 06/17/15 06:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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rxb said: circle jerk!

Whos down???? Whats gay about a few dudes, just hanging around, relieving some stress?
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Its not gay if your socks stay on!
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What's the point of segregating threads/forums in the first place? Why is it so hard for men and women to relate and coexist? Men this, women that. Childish.
Now you kiddies play nice now.
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Kronk] 1
#21818526 - 06/17/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kronk said: What's the point of segregating threads/forums in the first place? Why is it so hard for men and women to relate and coexist? Men this, women that. Childish.
Now you kiddies play nice now.
Dude you have nine posts why do you have a chip on your shoulder?
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Whoa I actually am finding my self agreeing with bitter cactus....
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Trichome_Delta9 said: Whoa I actually am finding my self agreeing with bitter cactus....
You know what's funny, multiple people have honestly said the exact same thing to me this week in the Pub.
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strange times we live in...
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does this mean we can have a 'white' and 'blacks' subforum now? id really like to relate with strickly my white nigga's
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Girl farts are the worst
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21818756 - 06/17/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: does this mean we can have a 'white' and 'blacks' subforum now? id really like to relate with strickly my white nigga's
But I'm brown. Where's my thread to talk privately with my fellow Brigga's?
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
#21818765 - 06/17/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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These threads will be called the vanilla thread the chocolate thread and the mocha thread for you brownies out there.
YAY SEGREGATION!!!!
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Almond Flour said:
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rxb said: circle jerk!

Whos down???? Whats gay about a few dudes, just hanging around, relieving some stress?
Last one to cum has to eat the cookie.
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SoupSandwich said:
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Almond Flour said:
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rxb said: circle jerk!

Whos down???? Whats gay about a few dudes, just hanging around, relieving some stress?
Last one to cum has to eat the cookie.
sounds like that's the winner!
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Herbologist]
#21818876 - 06/17/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's a reason we've been running shit for thousands of years. And have our own sport leagues and even chess leagues. In a non-sexist world, women would have the chance to compete on an even field with men in such sports as the 100 yard dash, shot put, and boxing.
Also, chess, and etc.
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in a non sexist world they wouldn't compete with men in sports because 99% of them couldn't be competitive so the point is mute. That ronda rousy hype is just that, she'd get smashed by a guy, in more ways than one
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Denying the differences between races and sexes is just as bad as focusing solely on the differences and assuming every one of a member of a group holds the same characteristics as the group.
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the only women that ive seen display the same characteristic's as men, were the ones tucking,had a sex change, or were on roids
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21818942 - 06/17/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know a few bull daggers that are 'one of the guys'...
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right but you see them as a bull dagger because, ring a ding ding, they are just a tad bit 'different', however that said, i was speaking about sports, mostly the ones involving beating peoples face in, high impact, ect
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21818961 - 06/17/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, testosterone does have physiological (and prolly psychological) effects. Not all 'bad'...but not all needed now that we're POST fight-or-flight mode 24/7. usually. For most of the human population.
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SoupSandwich said: Denying the differences between races and sexes is just as bad as focusing solely on the differences and assuming every one of a member of a group holds the same characteristics as the group. 
What are the differences though? Are you sure those supposedly definitive distinctions between groups aren't unfounded generalizations and opinions?
For example, if you're going to say "Black people are more likely to be violent" (not saying this is a belief you have, but it comes up) in order for this to make any sense at all, you have to define "black people". Who is this group exactly? I know you just expect me to understand, but I've honestly never got a definition that makes sense, unless you believe that a god created distinct groups that were intended to be separate, which honestly is ridiculous and to me believing that pretty much invalidates all your beliefs.
It also works the same way with men and women. You can provide a statistic, but you cannot definitively say that "Men are more violent than women" and have it make sense without defining these groups. Nobody likes to do that. When someone comes and says, hey look at these statistics that prove men are more violent than women they never say what their terms actually mean, they just assume you know and therefore it has to be proving some essential truth about men and women.
You could define it be chromosomes, but chromosomes are pretty much designed to be different from person to person, and almost nobody outside of scientific research will ever look at a chromosome to determine gender, that is a totally absurd thing to expect anyone to do. The way gender is generally determined is either A. visual comparison using known stereotypes or B. inquiries as to how someone identifies themselves genderwise.
The point is, gender and race are both amorphous categories, and the definition is going to change based on cultural setting and individual biases. They are unfounded generalizations. Otherwise, please enlighten me with the definitive distinctions please, as that would be truly groundbreaking.
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Febreeze is your friends boys.
When I'm away from my house this is seriously one of my greatest fears,namely being at a chicks house and needing to take a shit. Even friends houses or when friends or females are over. I never take a shit during those times even if I really have to.
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'd you.
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