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ModestMouse
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods] 1
#21817036 - 06/16/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oi shove off with that ye buttpirate
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sprinkles
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arent you abortion is murder guy? 
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koods
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: sprinkles]
#21817099 - 06/16/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ewwww girl. Ewwww
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kr0nik0
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Let's talk about tits and/or ass while smoking a fat cigar. Fart in between each drag and sip on some fine scotch at the same time.
I like where this is going...
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koods said: Ewwww girl. Ewwww
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Edited by kr0nik0 (06/16/15 11:41 PM)
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
#21817240 - 06/16/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Farting, burping, drinking beer, that sounds like my kind of fun.
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I don’t remember the last time I sharted, but the other day I was laying in bed with the fan blowing at our heads when I let one go. Just a little phwump. Then another phwump phwump and all of a sudden my girl jumps out of bed choking and gagging talking bout what the fuck!?! I didn't smell anything so I assume the fan blew it all right into her face.
LOL thank god she didn't puke.
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj]
#21817368 - 06/17/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ya fuck holding in your farts for women that shit sucks.
I just let em fly out whenever I please.
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Corporal Kielbasa


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj] 1
#21817369 - 06/17/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus
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If the woman doesn't like the smell of your burps and farts find another woman.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

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men = farts, drinking, talking shit, fucking, men only watch out stay way.
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Amanita86
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lol
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
#21817378 - 06/17/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck I can let my hair down in this thread. Best thread on the shroomery ever.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

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best man thread on the wimmens' internet evar, yaa!
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Corporal Kielbasa


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The best is farting in your hand and going here's a cupcake. The ladies can't get enough of that.
I think my relationship has gotten as comfortable as it can get. I keep trying to see where the limit is and I just can't find it.
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Bitter Cactus
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When you take a piss leave the toilet seat up and leave a few drops over the rim of the toilet and see how she reacts when she goes to the bathroom.
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akira_akuma
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yeah, that fart really means that you really are a human being in all it's putrid form.
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Bitter Cactus said: When you take a piss leave the toilet seat up and leave a few drops over the rim of the toilet and see how she reacts when she goes to the bathroom.
yeah, because it's just too hard to pull and aim.
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817400 - 06/17/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also don't take a shower or change your clothes for as many days in a row as possible until your girl starts to notice your man smell.
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Corporal Kielbasa


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I'm such a man I'll admit that I piss sitting down. Cuz its like a firehose and I don't want splash back all over the bathroom 
Or I just go out back and piss in the yard.
Edited by Corporal Kielbasa (06/17/15 12:59 AM)
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akira_akuma
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Bitter Cactus said: Also don't take a shower or change your clothes for as many days in a row as possible until your girl starts to notice your man smell.
... yeah totes mcscrotes.
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kr0nik0
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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
#21817419 - 06/17/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My farts are innocent compared to the death that was released from my ex girl's butthole.
That silent but deadly theory is true man. After living together for a couple years it just became funny but before then she would stink up the room and go "eww, do you smell that? Chase (our dog) must of farted again." lol
You know what else I learned? Girls' farts are usually so quiet because they wear thong underwear. The string going down the middle of the asshole acts as some sort of sound diffuser. Almost like a silencer on a gun.
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