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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: koods] * 1
    #21817036 - 06/16/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oi shove off with that ye buttpirate

:wink:


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21817070 - 06/16/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

arent you abortion is murder guy?  :lol:


:rofl2:


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: sprinkles]
    #21817099 - 06/16/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ewwww girl. Ewwww


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21817229 - 06/16/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Let's talk about tits and/or ass while smoking a fat cigar.
Fart in between each drag and sip on some fine scotch at the same time.

I like where this is going...

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koods said:
Ewwww girl. Ewwww





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Edited by kr0nik0 (06/16/15 11:41 PM)


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21817240 - 06/16/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Farting, burping, drinking beer, that sounds like my kind of fun.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21817356 - 06/17/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don’t remember the last time I sharted, but the other day I was laying in bed with the fan blowing at our heads when I let one go. Just a little phwump. Then another phwump phwump and all of a sudden my girl jumps out of bed choking and gagging talking bout what the fuck!?!
I didn't smell anything so I assume the fan blew it all right into her face.

LOL thank god she didn't puke.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj]
    #21817368 - 06/17/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ya fuck holding in your farts for women that shit sucks.

I just let em fly out whenever I please.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Couperj] * 1
    #21817369 - 06/17/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:manofapproval:  :youthemandawg:


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21817372 - 06/17/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If the woman doesn't like the smell of your burps and farts find another woman.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21817375 - 06/17/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

men = farts, drinking, talking shit, fucking, men only watch out stay way.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21817376 - 06/17/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Amanita86]
    #21817378 - 06/17/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck I can let my hair down in this thread. Best thread on the shroomery ever.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21817381 - 06/17/15 12:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

best man thread on the wimmens' internet evar, yaa!


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21817388 - 06/17/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The best is farting in your hand and going here's a cupcake. The ladies can't get enough of that.

I think my relationship has gotten as comfortable as it can get.  I keep trying to see where the limit is and I just can't find it.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21817395 - 06/17/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When you take a piss leave the toilet seat up and leave a few drops over the rim of the toilet and see how she reacts when she goes to the bathroom.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21817396 - 06/17/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, that fart really means that you really are a human being in all it's putrid form.

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When you take a piss leave the toilet seat up and leave a few drops over the rim of the toilet and see how she reacts when she goes to the bathroom.





yeah, because it's just too hard to pull and aim.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21817400 - 06/17/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Also don't take a shower or change your clothes for as many days in a row as possible until your girl starts to notice your man smell.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21817401 - 06/17/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm such a man I'll admit that I piss sitting down.  Cuz its like a firehose and I don't want splash back all over the bathroom :manofapproval:

Or I just go out back and piss in the yard.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21817410 - 06/17/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Also don't take a shower or change your clothes for as many days in a row as possible until your girl starts to notice your man smell.



... yeah totes mcscrotes.


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Re: The "Men Only" thread...... [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21817419 - 06/17/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My farts are innocent compared to the death that was released from my ex girl's butthole.

That silent but deadly theory is true man. After living together for a couple years it just became funny but before then she would stink up the room and go "eww, do you smell that? Chase (our dog) must of farted again." lol

You know what else I learned? Girls' farts are usually so quiet because they wear thong underwear. The string going down the middle of the asshole acts as some sort of sound diffuser. Almost like a silencer on a gun.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”



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