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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21819119 - 06/17/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol....except that the 3 hrs. you don't remember, you were running around naked putting flowers in police cruisers windshield wipers and hugging the neighbors puppies.:hypnotic:


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #21819128 - 06/17/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you may know what he don't know but not that he don't know it and he can't tell you, so you will have to tell him all, in regards to being afraid.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21819327 - 06/17/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
There is really nothing to report.  I was totally gone.  Shit hit fast and hard.  I was not coherent in any way at all for about 3 hours and then I took a shower in the middle of the night after I could walk again.  It was wonderful.  And Soup, I am never wrong.



We all been there, ( well most )

Its really barely explainable
Most of us understand it

He doesn't need to write a trip report about going to beyond the beyond


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: hex_enduction]
    #21821891 - 06/18/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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hex_enduction said:
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rxb said:
carvel is worse than dairyqueen.

although not as bad as brusters



Damn, is this true? There's a brusters down the street from my house that I've been wanting to try for so long but I might not if it's truly garbage ice cream.

Zappa, that sounds like a fucking awesome trip, and your wife sounds chill :lol:




i dunno if you like that "ice cream with no eggs or vanilla" flavor, then brusters might be your thing.

if you like creamy yummy icecream which has enough salt/vanilla/eggs then no it tastes like crap.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21827922 - 06/19/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So fucking cool!

I am jealous.

My wife never lets me trip...


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Rose]
    #21827944 - 06/19/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You should beat her


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21828012 - 06/19/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

As long as you beat her with an open hand its fine right? Just don't use your fists. That is crossing the line.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: stratocast]
    #21828016 - 06/19/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I suggest a souvenir baseball bat if your wife doesn't let you trip.  Heresy.  Stone the bitch.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21828959 - 06/19/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Baseball bat in the ass and pussy.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Adden]
    #21829067 - 06/19/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if u have to ask ur wife for permission to trip then i am afraid that's ur husband, and ure the wife


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21829251 - 06/19/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I ask my wife too. I don't want a pissed spouse while tripping. She makes a great tripsitter too. Makes it all that more worth the while when you know someone who loves you unconditionally is there for you.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Adden] * 2
    #21829332 - 06/19/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was glad that my wife didn't see me.  I think it would have scared the shit out of her.  The drugs don't scare me.  I know they will end.  Her memories won't.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21829400 - 06/19/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
  And Soup, I am never wrong.





my grandfather says the same thing


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21829416 - 06/19/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

your grandfather probably has more resolve than you do.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21829446 - 06/19/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

SoupSandwich said:
So, big surprise, no deep philosophical musings?



I do not believe that anyone ever gets any deep insight from altering their consciousness.  When I was a child and tripped for the first time I thought I did but after I came down I realized how utterly juvenile and banal it was.  Sober reflection and reading are the way to go.  Tripping is for fun.





f tripping is for fun, then why when ever I take mushrooms, I always feel a sense of guilt for previous actions and lifestyles. I always get confronted. It gets so intense, that I want to stop tripping a lot. The mushroom is NOT fun..its a mirror. It makes you accept your reflection. Its not just happy hallucinations...its intense feelings of your wreckage of the past. If that's fun...then your definition of "fun" is skewed.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21829452 - 06/19/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
your grandfather probably has more resolve than you do.





My grandfather has more resolve than you or I. Hes a greek immigrant off the boat that came here with 2 cents. Now, hes 85 and a multi-millionaire. A true workaholic. Truly the greatest man I have ever met.


I was just stating a fact...that my grandfather believes hes always right.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21829507 - 06/19/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
  And Soup, I am never wrong.





my grandfather says the same thing




He's probably right.  Have him call me, I'd love to chat.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 5
    #21829520 - 06/19/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

SoupSandwich said:
So, big surprise, no deep philosophical musings?



I do not believe that anyone ever gets any deep insight from altering their consciousness.  When I was a child and tripped for the first time I thought I did but after I came down I realized how utterly juvenile and banal it was.  Sober reflection and reading are the way to go.  Tripping is for fun.





f tripping is for fun, then why when ever I take mushrooms, I always feel a sense of guilt for previous actions and lifestyles. I always get confronted. It gets so intense, that I want to stop tripping a lot. The mushroom is NOT fun..its a mirror. It makes you accept your reflection. Its not just happy hallucinations...its intense feelings of your wreckage of the past. If that's fun...then your definition of "fun" is skewed.



You and I do not trip in remotely similar ways.  That is probably because I don't feel guilty for anything and you do.  I did not spend a significant portion of my life being an asshole IRL.  I have no idea what you did and don't fucking care.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 3
    #21829722 - 06/19/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

LOL


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 3
    #21829824 - 06/19/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

SoupSandwich said:
So, big surprise, no deep philosophical musings?



I do not believe that anyone ever gets any deep insight from altering their consciousness.  When I was a child and tripped for the first time I thought I did but after I came down I realized how utterly juvenile and banal it was.  Sober reflection and reading are the way to go.  Tripping is for fun.





f tripping is for fun, then why when ever I take mushrooms, I always feel a sense of guilt for previous actions and lifestyles. I always get confronted. It gets so intense, that I want to stop tripping a lot. The mushroom is NOT fun..its a mirror. It makes you accept your reflection. Its not just happy hallucinations...its intense feelings of your wreckage of the past. If that's fun...then your definition of "fun" is skewed.



You and I do not trip in remotely similar ways.  That is probably because I don't feel guilty for anything and you do.  I did not spend a significant portion of my life being an asshole IRL.  I have no idea what you did and don't fucking care.



:lol:


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