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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: wrestler_az] * 1
    #21815941 - 06/16/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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wrestler_az said:
you have to ask permission?




No


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InvisibleOeric McKenna
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21815946 - 06/16/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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VivaLaMushie said:
Carvel?


Ice cream?




Yes.  She gets a kid's cup with rainbow sprinkles  I get cherry vanilla with hot fudge



You need nice a bag of oranges...
Man.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Oeric McKenna] * 1
    #21815955 - 06/16/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:whathesaid:

Eat the shrooms than prepare feast on delicious oranges all night long.


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I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: musiclover420]
    #21815962 - 06/16/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I ate a bunch of oranges on my first trip and they were delicious. and I don't even like oranges....


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21815991 - 06/16/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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wrestler_az said:
you have to ask permission?




it seemed a question for thoughts or just in general like... not permission to do so, i could be wrong though.

i enjoy listenign to lustmord and although i don't have a partner yet i picture my self and others that like this having to do so or be confined to headphones haha


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: chameleon303] * 1
    #21816031 - 06/16/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i was stoned, read it wrong, was trying to be funny. realized my mistake, but said fuck it. i understand he wasn't asking permission.

in any case, hope its a good one zappa. here's a musical suggestion. ive been wanting to trip on this ever since i found it, havent yet though.

the first song's spanish lyrics translate to english as follows...

It was a small explosion. More like a boom! But there were many more. Pim pum boom(sound effects) little pieces over there, flying, hopping, spirralling in zig zag, up, down, left, right, out, in. The people saw and said, "but, what are you dreaming of?" No, there wasn't anyone to see it. But then, how could one know if it existed?, no, no there wasn't. And that is what it is, that is all there is, for all of you, good night.



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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21816035 - 06/16/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Once I ate 9 oranges when I was really high.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21816053 - 06/16/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

niiice


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Offlinelowbrow
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21816063 - 06/16/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Get her Cookiepuss.


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21816068 - 06/16/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dys said:
I bet you pack the shit out of that fudge.





hahaha

happy trails zap, don't let the jeelies try and bust your balls


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OfflineDetached
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #21816107 - 06/16/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Happy trails Zappa

:nyan:

I haven't tripped in over a year. I think I'm due for a vacation


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Detached] * 1
    #21816159 - 06/16/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn Zap, I would have never figured you trip, but then I saw you say that you were going into a second flush on a batch of shrooms, and you said you trip, do you really cultivate too? If so cubensis I presume, what variety?

Well I hope you have a wonderfull trip man, even if you are a crabby old fucker :rofl:


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Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans- John Lennon


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: wrestler_az]
    #21816354 - 06/16/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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wrestler_az said:
you have to ask permission?



ALL my friends have to get permission from there girls ALL the time,extremely common for them to have to ask for everything from just going out for a beer to never doing psychedelics again. It's part of what terrifies me about relationships like that. My 3 best friends can't do any drugs but weed now because of there girls and babies. One of my best friends gets shit all the time for smoking weed and drinking on his days off. It's bullshit though because the majority of days he has off he spends time with her and his kid. He occasionally smokes and drinks but he has to do it sparingly under the radar.

My other best friend doesn't do anything because of his girlfriend,she always wants him to herself. Doesn't let him hang with anyone.My 3rd best friend can't do any psychedelics  anymore because his girl doesn't think responsible parents can ever trip. Kinda like the first best friend I mentioned. It's some crazy shit. I guess some of it makes sense since they have kids but I think even parents can trip every once in a while as long as someone is there to take care of the child sober.


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21816373 - 06/16/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

wrestler_az said:
you have to ask permission?




No




NO he doesnt, but it doesnt hurt to run it by her. Heaven forbid she takes him out to interact with key people in their lives or disappointing her because she wants to watch game of thrones or some shit and hes on another planet


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21816413 - 06/16/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Carvel?


Ice cream?




Yes.  She gets a kid's cup with rainbow sprinkles  I get cherry vanilla with hot fudge




im so disappointed


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21816421 - 06/16/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol!


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21816433 - 06/16/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

thanks for clearing that up for me


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: wrestler_az] * 2
    #21816443 - 06/16/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

All im saying is the man wants to trip and all his wife wants is some ice cream? Sounds like he bagged a winner :datass:


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Edited by Almond Flour (06/16/15 08:19 PM)


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #21816460 - 06/16/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

right, i get it, is all im saying...


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: wrestler_az] * 1
    #21816468 - 06/16/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

carvel is worse than dairyqueen.

although not as bad as brusters


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