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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: imachavel]
    #21838721 - 06/21/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

7 OUNCES!  You might never come home from that but 7 grams doesn't last any longer than 3 and a half.  It is just more.  The 6 I took seemed double strong and I have confirmation from somebody else that that is pretty much correct.  I am not easily impressed and that trip impressed the fuck out of me.  Just not in the way Bill thinks I should be impressed because he trips differently and is judgmental and thinks we should all trip like him.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Adden] * 2
    #21838723 - 06/21/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dys said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
:picard:  Bill, man, you are a walking talking picard at this point.  Find something else to do with your life.  I recommend drink.




This is the kind of guy on the other side of the computer.


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Bill_Oreilly said:
did i forget to mention I took a HUGE responsibility to raise a kid that isn't mine? what fucking dumbass does that!?!?

oh yeah, also, im LITERALLY half mentally retarded. I can barely hold my own dick when I piss, nevermind change a tire on a car. im literally the dumbest kid in the world. my brothers dead, he just left me in this hell-hole. I honestly feel like im getting dicks jammed in every hole of my body and there cuming in every direction. I feel like this is some sick twisted game im playing on myself, or someone is playing on me.

truly a hopeless life with nowhere to run. I tried doing the "right" thing and being honest by whole life with compassion and now im slowly realizing that isn't the way to get what you need in this shit storm.
they shoulda shot me when I was born
now im trapped in the motherfuckin storm
-Tupac







:curbyourenthusiasm:


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InvisibleDark_Star
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838725 - 06/21/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a long ways away from owning my own property, and don't want the risk of growing in an apartment. Not gonna do it.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838731 - 06/21/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
7 OUNCES!  You might never come home from that but 7 grams doesn't last any longer than 3 and a half.  It is just more.  The 6 I took seemed double strong and I have confirmation from somebody else that that is pretty much correct.  I am not easily impressed and that trip impressed the fuck out of me.  Just not in the way Bill thinks I should be impressed because he trips differently and is judgmental and thinks we should all trip like him.



i wish everyone would just trip a little more like me.
for a park of silence, must i leave the family?

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Dark_Star said:
I'm a long ways away from owning my own property, and don't want the risk of growing in an apartment. Not gonna do it.



yeah, that's a pain in the balls.


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21838760 - 06/21/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
7 OUNCES!  You might never come home from that but 7 grams doesn't last any longer than 3 and a half.  It is just more.  The 6 I took seemed double strong and I have confirmation from somebody else that that is pretty much correct.  I am not easily impressed and that trip impressed the fuck out of me.  Just not in the way Bill thinks I should be impressed because he trips differently and is judgmental and thinks we should all trip like him.




Same grow tek, same spores, 2 grams sent my wife to the moon and 3.5g nearly sent me over the edge. I almost took too much, you dear sir certainly did. :lol:

It's sad that on a board full of enlightened people who can "accept all beings in this universe" and DMT elves and shit, that they can't understand some people just take them recreationally.

I haven't had any "God is us" or whatever trips since I was in my early 20s. Hardly even now. After tons of experiences and spouting this enlightenment junk, people just sound like demented lunatics.


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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21838774 - 06/21/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The arguments in here are lolsy


How do you expect everyone to be the same?

they effect zappa different
It is such a small menial issue :lol:


He can be blunt and hardheaded but he doesnt need to feel *enlightened* when doing psyches

EVERYthing is unique
get off his old saggy balls :lol:


These arguments are lolsy at best


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And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #21838784 - 06/21/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl2:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838795 - 06/21/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
7 OUNCES!  You might never come home from that but 7 grams doesn't last any longer than 3 and a half.  It is just more.  The 6 I took seemed double strong and I have confirmation from somebody else that that is pretty much correct.  I am not easily impressed and that trip impressed the fuck out of me.  Just not in the way Bill thinks I should be impressed because he trips differently and is judgmental and thinks we should all trip like him.





actually, i never said anyone should trip a certain way. All i was saying was that it is possible to learn something from psychs and to benefit from them. You were the one that said it was impossible.

its funny how you twist words around to make your argument sound reasonable.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21838803 - 06/21/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
7 OUNCES!  You might never come home from that but 7 grams doesn't last any longer than 3 and a half.  It is just more.  The 6 I took seemed double strong and I have confirmation from somebody else that that is pretty much correct.  I am not easily impressed and that trip impressed the fuck out of me.  Just not in the way Bill thinks I should be impressed because he trips differently and is judgmental and thinks we should all trip like him.




Same grow tek, same spores, 2 grams sent my wife to the moon and 3.5g nearly sent me over the edge. I almost took too much, you dear sir certainly did. :lol:

It's sad that on a board full of enlightened people who can "accept all beings in this universe" and DMT elves and shit, that they can't understand some people just take them recreationally.

I haven't had any "God is us" or whatever trips since I was in my early 20s. Hardly even now. After tons of experiences and spouting this enlightenment junk, people just sound like demented lunatics.



especially since they are talking about what is essentially nothingness.

gotta fill the holes though!

all that manifests on psychedelics are thoughts. period. what you allay with them is up to the individual.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21838804 - 06/21/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

neuroseizurezzzz


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21838810 - 06/21/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

actually, i never said anyone should trip a certain way. All i was saying was that it is possible to learn something from psychs and to benefit from them. You were the one that said it was impossible.





it's impossible for him because he doesn't need to make himself feel better about himself by tripping balls and hoping to have a revelation.

which there is none of, if you've already done the revelating.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21838829 - 06/21/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

actually, i never said anyone should trip a certain way. All i was saying was that it is possible to learn something from psychs and to benefit from them. You were the one that said it was impossible.





it's impossible for him because he doesn't need to make himself feel better about himself by tripping balls and hoping to have a revelation.

which there is none of, if you've already done the revelating.





here we go again...


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21838844 - 06/21/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i like stomping trolls in their tracks.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Adden]
    #21838871 - 06/21/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah and yeah.  I did not expect that level by any means and am glad my wife didn't check me out.  It would have scared the shit out of her.  And I got over the "profound revelation" bullshit in my teens.  I got a nice bunch from the second flush drying now and I can assure you I will NOT be eating 6 grams again but it sure was interesting to trip that fucking hard.  Never had an experience quite like it before.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Loc: Boston
Re: So I asked my wife [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21838880 - 06/21/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
i like stomping trolls in their tracks.





ok, ill bite.

Theres always room for improvement.


Now move along.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21838887 - 06/21/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do bodybuilders just stop lifting weights because they are jacked?

No.


They continue working on themselves every day.


/thread


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21838900 - 06/21/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No, you move along, troll.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #21838905 - 06/21/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Do bodybuilders just stop lifting weights because they are jacked?

No.


They continue working on themselves every day.


/thread



What an idiotic analogy


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21838933 - 06/21/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Do bodybuilders just stop lifting weights because they are jacked?

No.


They continue working on themselves every day.


/thread


because they're obsessive, yeah. they need to work out, or they lose their flex.

so of course, gym, 24/7.

man, so good to be oversized.


Edited by akira_akuma (06/21/15 08:18 PM)


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21839051 - 06/21/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do NFL quarterbacks stop practicing just because they are in the NFL?

Did Jimi Hendrix stop playing guitar because he was so good at it? No..you need to play a lot to keep your skills at its peak.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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