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OfflineWebster10
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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 3
    #21838550 - 06/21/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, because the brain isn't the catalyst for any and all learning  :imout:


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21838554 - 06/21/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

Don't you get it that if I learn something only while under the influence of mushrooms that its the MUSHROOMS that are the catalyst for such learning?



now we're at quite an en passe, aren't we?

you think one thing, i think another. let's please move on. so this doesn't become Battle Royale with everyone watching the pummeling at all sides.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21838557 - 06/21/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
if I learn how to read in school...its the SCHOOL that's teaching me. Not myself.



there it is. you learned to read IN SCHOOL.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21838565 - 06/21/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:

Quote:

The reason he has to keep repeating himself is cuz He makes other people have to repeat themselves.




oh really, he's fucking completely one-uped by you fucks constantly right, so he can't even have an opinion.

nice. very hipster of u




Wutever bro. Like I said, he's an grown ass man he don't need someone half his age defending him

Anyway this isn't about us, This is about op saying he was gonna show us his tits but then backs out in the end


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21838573 - 06/21/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If it wasn't for the school, I would not know how to read.

If it wasn't for the mushrooms, I wouldn't have learned to perceive the world differently. I wouldn't be able to know why people think how they think....etc


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zZZz]
    #21838575 - 06/21/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you have some pretty twisted ideals there.

age is of no concern to me when it comes to me defending and/or discussing things with them. in fact, it always works much better than talking to younger people, in my experience.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zZZz]
    #21838576 - 06/21/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:

Quote:

The reason he has to keep repeating himself is cuz He makes other people have to repeat themselves.




oh really, he's fucking completely one-uped by you fucks constantly right, so he can't even have an opinion.

nice. very hipster of u




Wutever bro. Like I said, he's an grown ass man he don't need someone half his age defending him

Anyway this isn't about us, This is about op saying he was gonna show us his tits but then backs out in the end





:lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zZZz]
    #21838580 - 06/21/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You want to see my tits?  Too bad I don't know how to post pics.  And don't want to learn.  Maybe that is the enlightenment I was supposed to get.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21838582 - 06/21/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
If it wasn't for the school, I would not know how to read.

If it wasn't for the mushrooms, I wouldn't have learned to perceive the world differently. I wouldn't be able to know why people think how they think....etc



good for you.

but school, nor mushrooms, actually made anything happen, and the lessons from them already existed outside of them; they're called ideas.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838584 - 06/21/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
You want to see my tits?  Too bad I don't know how to post pics.  And don't want to learn.  Maybe that is the enlightenment I was supposed to get.



:whistling: mayyyybeeeeee

though i wouldn't call it enlightenment. enlightenment is for when i take a dump.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21838590 - 06/21/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Psychotics need psychedelics to learn?  I did not know that.  You have enlightened me


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838599 - 06/21/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

U don't know how to post ur tits??.. Jeezus Man U lived through the sixties.. This should be like a fucken walk in the park for u

Or are u ashamed ?


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838602 - 06/21/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Psychotics need psychedelics to learn?  I did not know that.  You have enlightened me



smallest turd ever.


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21838606 - 06/21/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Psychotics need psychedelics to learn?  I did not know that.  You have enlightened me





Just stop and deliver on your promise to show us your wifes tits.

But don't do it without asking her first.




(and no, I wasn't referring to akira)


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21838633 - 06/21/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You really are a dull troll.  Find your old rock and crawl under it


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21838645 - 06/21/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Ah ok, that solves this one, folks. Zappa has deluded his mind with alcohol all these years. Dude has wet-brain.


Now it males sense.




Does picturing zappaisgod tripping balls ever scare the crap out of you? I think putting the "thought" in my head of zappaisgod tripping balls if I was tripping balls might make me bad trip.

I mean idk w/e maybe he is the trip master. The reason I HONESTLY don't trip anymore is because word to god I don't know I'd have to. If I get on Chrome going west and smoke a few blunts and drive to the west coast of my state honest to god the motion plus brain activity will start bringing me back into a trip I'll see color changes depth perception perception of time will all change. I'm not saying I will be full on tripping balls talking to rabbits. I'm just saying I don't feel a necessity for an extra boost.


Now I've long since past the point of feeling that tripping truly "enlightens" anyone. But the sensation of "enlightenment" while tripping was always something I enjoyed. It just doesn't happen that easily for me anymore. Of course tripping still FUCKS me up.

But whatever. That's what I'm trying to say. I've melted my brain. Constantly. Consistently. Man I've sent myself to the moon. Why repeat an experience in the same set and setting? Sure, I've had many opportunities to change that. I've also had many opportunities to trip. But both those experiences strangely never wind up in the same place and time anymore.

I just don't need it is all. I never did of course. But I just don't have time to "recover" from a general tripping experience anymore. Since I can practically trip in my dreams and wake up tripping, then why re dose?

In fact, every once in awhile, I will feel a slight change. The day will seem brighter. The colors will streak a little more. I'll ask myself "did my friend have LSD that I touched?" Or "did I cut a piece of cactus earlier, taste it and forget?"

I never quite have the answer, because there is no answer. It happens when I drink too much water, or not enough water. There is no reason. Its my brain.

So why re dose? There is no reason to. However, I must say for the psychedelic recoverer, I find mushrooms to be the best option. I truly feel the trip is much shorter and long term effects much less noticeable, no matter how much you eat. I suppose if you could eat 7 ounces of shrooms in one sitting who knows you might trip balls for a week. I wouldn't doubt it

Anyway, hope you had a blast. Remember in the "series" of life each "day" is like a 30 minute episode until the next season aires. Tripping is just that, its a clip in a movie. Nothing more, nothing less. Enjoy it and remember it might be the best clip ever but it will never be the only clip ever


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21838682 - 06/21/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
hubris is the pride that goes before the fall.

hurbris implies that your pride is not completely justified and that you are about to make an error.



good, though. isn't it.

so far, no one here has really specified anything.

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
when i trip in someone else's home, i always make sure i try and surprise them by being already tripped face, so i can confound them into letting me gyrate however i wish in their abode, before i inform them of my plans. because it's MY trip, broo. no one else's concern, even the person who's home i'm tripping in.




and i actually lol'd at this pretty good too. i forgot writing this, so it was surprisingly harrowing sarcasm, not especially it's not spiteful, but holy damn.


my hubris..., oh noes. here i come sweet comeuppance. what shall you serve me with this time?

face the wall for ten minutes?


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21838690 - 06/21/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Psychotics need psychedelics to learn?  I did not know that.  You have enlightened me




Definitely not. Psychotics will use a psychedelic as a "gateway drug" to get into more drugs. I gave a homeless guy I somewhat knew from around LSD one time to try and reduce his drinking. It actually worked. Instead of drinking 15 beers that day he only had 4. I was amazed. However, the next day he had 24 beers when the trip wore off.

I'm sorry to counter the "treat mental issues with psychedelics" crowd but tripping balls for a mentally psychotic man will only help them because its like going to the circus for them. They will simply be even more intent on more psychotic fun when it finally wears off. Nothing more, nothing less


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: imachavel]
    #21838700 - 06/21/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

well well well


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Re: So I asked my wife [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21838709 - 06/21/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
:picard:  Bill, man, you are a walking talking picard at this point.  Find something else to do with your life.  I recommend drink.




This is the kind of guy on the other side of the computer.


Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
did i forget to mention I took a HUGE responsibility to raise a kid that isn't mine? what fucking dumbass does that!?!?

oh yeah, also, im LITERALLY half mentally retarded. I can barely hold my own dick when I piss, nevermind change a tire on a car. im literally the dumbest kid in the world. my brothers dead, he just left me in this hell-hole. I honestly feel like im getting dicks jammed in every hole of my body and there cuming in every direction. I feel like this is some sick twisted game im playing on myself, or someone is playing on me.

truly a hopeless life with nowhere to run. I tried doing the "right" thing and being honest by whole life with compassion and now im slowly realizing that isn't the way to get what you need in this shit storm.
they shoulda shot me when I was born
now im trapped in the motherfuckin storm
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