Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
Offlineempty space
the void


Registered: 12/19/12
Posts: 1,120
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Im A Freak
    #21814078 - 06/16/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I love sexy people, especially the women. I love booties and bodies. She loves to suck dick? She fucked multiple guys over the weekend at a festival? Some of you would call her a slut.. me? Hang on a second while I give her a call. Pretty much I'm a perv, I love it and I wouldnt want it any other way. The ladies love it too, at least the ones who are any fun to hang around. So are you a perv? Do you like to get freaky? What's your jam? What are you into?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMurzelpfrumpft
pet donkey in a lucid dream

Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1,855
Last seen: 1 month, 28 days
Re: Im A Freak [Re: empty space]
    #21814552 - 06/16/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm into unprotected sex. Sadly that doesn't mix very good with promiscuity.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21814565 - 06/16/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sure ill go for a slut but I would NEVER date one.  Sluts are not wife material.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21814887 - 06/16/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I married two.  One was a bitch, though so I got rid of her.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBlack_Sunset
Amateur Anesthesiologist
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/16/08
Posts: 2,451
Loc: Somewhere California
Last seen: 5 years, 7 months
Re: Im A Freak [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21817245 - 06/16/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nothing sexier than a girl who likes to fuck. Love the sluts. Dated one chick and I was her 65th fuck and she owned that shit. How endearing!


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineempty space
the void


Registered: 12/19/12
Posts: 1,120
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Im A Freak [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21823344 - 06/18/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Sure ill go for a slut but I would NEVER date one.  Sluts are not wife material.



Why can't sluts be wife material? That seems like such a boring way to look at women and relationships. Like if I'm gonna spend my life with a woman, I don't want her to be the kind of woman who is going to get pissed that I fucked a college girl in the ass.. I want a woman who is gonna be licking my balls while I do it and then sucks the cum out of her ass afterward. I want a woman who isn't afraid to be double teamed by me and one of my friends, in fact I want a woman who craves that shit. I want a woman who's gonna send me a picture with a dick in her mouth when she's off on vacation while I'm fucking her friends back at home.

Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
Nothing sexier than a girl who likes to fuck. Love the sluts. Dated one chick and I was her 65th fuck and she owned that shit. How endearing!



See that's the shit I like. A girl who loves to fuck and isn't ashamed of it.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMurzelpfrumpft
pet donkey in a lucid dream

Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1,855
Last seen: 1 month, 28 days
Re: Im A Freak [Re: empty space]
    #21823398 - 06/18/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

empty space said:

Why can't sluts be wife material? That seems like such a boring way to look at women and relationships. Like if I'm gonna spend my life with a woman, I don't want her to be the kind of woman who is going to get pissed that I fucked a college girl in the ass.. I want a woman who is gonna be licking my balls while I do it and then sucks the cum out of her ass afterward. I want a woman who isn't afraid to be double teamed by me and one of my friends, in fact I want a woman who craves that shit. I want a woman who's gonna send me a picture with a dick in her mouth when she's off on vacation while I'm fucking her friends back at home.





Spot on, but I tell ya, people can't deal with that kinda shit. Too bad.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21823456 - 06/18/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ANR bro. If you are unfamiliar, Adult Nursing Relationship. OMFG that shit turns me on so much. Makes my cock like a fucking rock, I swear that shit gets me high. I feel like an animal, and the connection is just... So real. She pushes my face into her huge milk swollen tits and lets me drain those huge fuckin things.

She's had my children, I recently had a vasectomy, we're engaged, so I am so happy in the sex department. No need for birth control whatsoever, no worries about STDs.

I'm also into the woman taking charge (just a little, not fem dom) but I love when she lets me call her mommy, or pretend she's my teacher, or some housewife or something.

Or she'll be a super bitch to me and let me have it anyway... OMG.

I love this girl.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21823557 - 06/18/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Murzelpfrumpft said:
Quote:

empty space said:

Why can't sluts be wife material? That seems like such a boring way to look at women and relationships. Like if I'm gonna spend my life with a woman, I don't want her to be the kind of woman who is going to get pissed that I fucked a college girl in the ass.. I want a woman who is gonna be licking my balls while I do it and then sucks the cum out of her ass afterward. I want a woman who isn't afraid to be double teamed by me and one of my friends, in fact I want a woman who craves that shit. I want a woman who's gonna send me a picture with a dick in her mouth when she's off on vacation while I'm fucking her friends back at home.





Spot on, but I tell ya, people can't deal with that kinda shit. Too bad.





Then go for a slut.  Polygamy is disgusting and if you want a dumb whore for a wife, thats your choice.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21823568 - 06/18/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Polygamy is disgusting and if you want a dumb whore for a wife, thats your choice.



No need to get nasty. To each his own. I wouldn't give a girl who would fuck another guy while we were an item the time of day personally, I mean, I hear you. Personally, it would be gross to me to put my cock into a woman that's seen say, ^65 guys.

But, whatever, not my deal. I bet a lot of people think sucking titty milk is disgusting, but that shit floats my boat. I'd rather not have people get nasty and talk shit to me about it. J/s.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21823575 - 06/18/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When was I talking to you?  Oh, thats right, I wasn't.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMurzelpfrumpft
pet donkey in a lucid dream

Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1,855
Last seen: 1 month, 28 days
Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21823591 - 06/18/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Societal mindfuck is disgusting.
Marrying several people is just weird, I wouldn't wanna do that. Having sex with them would suffice. However, I think it's pretty important to have priorities, meaning there's someone fulfilling emotional needs and the others are well, just sex.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #21823597 - 06/18/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
When was I talking to you?  Oh, thats right, I wasn't.



So you came into (no pun intended) the "I'm a Freak" thread to talk down to people about being freaks?

Sounds like you lead a fulfilling life.


Edited by Anonymous (06/18/15 01:19 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21823637 - 06/18/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
When was I talking to you?  Oh, thats right, I wasn't.



So you came into (no pun intended) the "I'm a Freak" thread to talk down to people about being freaks?

Sounds like you lead a fulfilling life.





I gave my opinion, Im entitled to it.  If you dont like it.  Too bad.


I said Id get with a slut, not wife one up.  Get over it.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21823659 - 06/18/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm over it. Never... Wasn't.

I was just trying to convey to you that you're being an asshole, and you really don't have to be!

But I see you like to be.

So have fun being an asshole your whole life.

:bye:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCaptainKurt
Stranger


Registered: 04/30/15
Posts: 160
Last seen: 8 years, 7 months
Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21823682 - 06/18/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nah I dont want no STDs. I like chicks though that don't follow stupid fucking rules though and aren't timid around the subject of fucking.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21823914 - 06/18/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I'm over it. Never... Wasn't.

I was just trying to convey to you that you're being an asshole, and you really don't have to be!

But I see you like to be.

So have fun being an asshole your whole life.

:bye:





Now, you are flaming.  Which is abuse of posting anonymously.  Flagged.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMurzelpfrumpft
pet donkey in a lucid dream

Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1,855
Last seen: 1 month, 28 days
Re: Im A Freak [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21823949 - 06/18/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Now would you two please give it a rest?
#1, you were clearly being a dick and flagging someone who's pointing that out in a more or less appropriate way is weak.

Take it and don't derail the thread any further please.



@all: Keep in mind this isn't about promiscuity only, keep posting your other kinks!

I strangely don't seem to have any, I just like it rough. Not too nasty, not too casual.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im A Freak [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21823979 - 06/18/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There used to be this girl who would tell me to hit her while we were going at it.

So I would.

One time she goes, hit me again, harder.

So I cock back a little and pop her pretty good (in the head, not the face though, I'm not that dumb).

Then she says, "No, really, really hit me. Like, I was a man."

Uh, no thanks.

I don't know why she wanted me to knock her the fuck out.... But she sure wanted it.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAtrium
Cunt Tickler


Registered: 08/18/13
Posts: 1,284
Last seen: 3 years, 4 months
Re: Im A Freak [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21823993 - 06/18/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just public sex, I'm down with. Idk like in the car next to a park. Used to have sex in my girls driveway all the time. Then go inside and watch Netflix and fuck on her bed. Get a blowjob or whatever. Love face sitting and being like 1/4 dominated. I'm not into taking pain but I'll give a good bit.

And I'm not down to marry some girl that's gonna fuck everyone as soon as I'm gone. That's gonna hurt those feels solidly.


--------------------
The only thing about Chemistry I like is all the psychedelics that come from it.

The only reason I study Psychology is to have a legitimate excuse to enjoy Chemistry. :tongue2:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Asking a girl for her friend's number Anonymous 651 12 03/27/18 02:20 PM
by durian_2008

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, Shroomism, automan, yogabunny, CookieCrumbs
513 topic views. 0 members, 2 guests and 0 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.022 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 15 queries.