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Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet
    #21813808 - 06/16/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Finding drugs is seriously the best. I've been on a sober kick for a couple weeks but I can't really think of anything else to do with it besides snort it all up :lol:

I would sell it for some extra cash but none of my friends are really into cocaine like that.

Have you guys ever found drugs you had forgotten about?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813811 - 06/16/15 09:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you hid it on yourself on purpose

just do it


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813820 - 06/16/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Finding drugs is seriously the best. I've been on a sober kick for a couple weeks but I can't really think of anything else to do with it besides snort it all up :lol:

I would sell it for some extra cash but none of my friends are really into cocaine like that.

Have you guys ever found drugs you had forgotten about?


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sell it

buy moar drugs

Nope, I don't forget drugs. I can't even imagine doing that.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813822 - 06/16/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I think I was drunk and forgot I put it in my shorts after a night at the bar or something like that.

I might do some bumps to test the potency before class


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Beanhead]
    #21813823 - 06/16/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Beanhead said:
Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Finding drugs is seriously the best. I've been on a sober kick for a couple weeks but I can't really think of anything else to do with it besides snort it all up :lol:

I would sell it for some extra cash but none of my friends are really into cocaine like that.

Have you guys ever found drugs you had forgotten about?


Discuss




sell it

buy moar drugs

Nope, I don't forget drugs. I can't even imagine doing that.




A couple years ago I found like  2 grams of hash in one of my old shoes I hadn't worn in forever. I was doing a lot of bentos at the time so that kinda explains everything :lol:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813825 - 06/16/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A couple days ago I found a gram of nice weed in the back of my car from about a month ago. I was just wishing the other day that I still had some more of that batch.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813829 - 06/16/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yea I feel like a serious scumbag now dude, I would NEVER forget about where my drugs are lol


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813831 - 06/16/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

closest I've ever come to "forgetting" about drugs is losing a 10 strip of 1P-LSD and then finding it under my bed a few weeks later:shrug:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #21813835 - 06/16/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I mean yeah I was like WTF! I thought it was maybe some mxe or something like that. Then I gave it a little taste and it numbed the fuck out of my mouth. I just can't believe I paid fuckin $70 a gram for this shit and then forgot about it.

I'm so fuckin retarded sometimes.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #21813837 - 06/16/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Yea I feel like a serious scumbag now dude, I would NEVER forget about where my drugs are lol




Why??

edit: oh lol you feel attacked, it's k dude, you can forget stuff :')


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Beanhead]
    #21813845 - 06/16/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ive never took coke but wanted to for the longest time, I'll take it off your hands :awedance: :charliecoke:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813849 - 06/16/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just a few days ago, I found 5 hits of blotter in my sock drawer. Also I always find nugs here and there around the house, and I've found bars and opiate pills that I've lost. Finding drugs IS the best! :stoned:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Beanhead]
    #21813853 - 06/16/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've lost weed before, but there is absolutely no way I would lose a gram of coke. That shit would be going up my nose right after I got it in at a very steady pace. I am jealous.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Jack Herer]
    #21813855 - 06/16/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had a buddy long ago that was really obsessive compulsive and he had stoner younger brothers... Needless to say drugs WERE hidden. :lol:  I'll never forget those days of reconfiguring his room and finding little happy stashes of goodies lying in the weirdest of spots.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813861 - 06/16/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's in this super tiny ass baggie in this incognito pocket in my shorts. I guess I was scared of losing it when I got it at the bar.

It's better than being fucked up and dropping it on the floor somewhere.

My summer has been fuckin awesome so far. My acid guy is coming back from Fl and I'm supposed to be getting 50 hits of some WoW sometimes this week. I have about a quarter of shrooms and some K that's been sitting in my drawer for awhile as well.

When classes are over I'm finna party so hard :rockon:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21813863 - 06/16/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've lost and re found plenty of drugs.

Most recently was .5g of freebase coke under my bed.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Zombi3]
    #21813873 - 06/16/15 09:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You wild bastard.  Wasn't somebody looking for your advise in the WCA last night?  Or am I high?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813875 - 06/16/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I've lost weed before, but there is absolutely no way I would lose a gram of coke. That shit would be going up my nose right after I got it in at a very steady pace. I am jealous.





haha seriously

coke is like the only drug i straight up cannot save. i buy it and do it. if i have leftover from the night before i wake up and blow lines by myself and like blast tunes and clean whatever needs to be cleaned lol

or like play with my dogs lol


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21813877 - 06/16/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wtf is WCA?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813880 - 06/16/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

white chicks ass?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813882 - 06/16/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And i feel like such a bum doing lines with a $1 bill :lolsy:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813888 - 06/16/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Iv gone to find a container to put resin (gross) in and found about 1.5grams of weed in it, got so excited I called a friend on the phone to tell him.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813891 - 06/16/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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And i feel like such a bum doing lines with a $1 bill :lolsy:





people who use 20s, 50s, or 100s are dumb tho. thats how you lose money (at least in a party atmosphere). seen it happen way too many times

i prefer using 1s cuz if you lose it, lol who cares?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813902 - 06/16/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Because yknow the bacteria that's been passed back an forth on the paper. Fuck guys just smell a stack on day and then tell me you wanna snort some chooch through that...

Get a 7-11 straw you gross bastards! :lolsy:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21813905 - 06/16/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:

Ya you're right


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21813918 - 06/16/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

just found a spliff in my hand. Whaaaaaaaaa?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813923 - 06/16/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, $1 is about the dirtiest bill you could use lol.


I find weed all the time, since I have my medi card I usually pick up before I run out and the older weed just gets shuffled aside


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813926 - 06/16/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Talking about losing coke reminds me of a story. When I was in college, i was chilling with 2 girls in their dorm room. Another guy shows up and dumps a giant pile of white onto a night stand in the middle of the room. He says we can do some and he will sell some and starts cutting lines.As i am doing a line one chick passes an open can of coca cola right above my head to the other girl. My reaction to the line was to lift my head and tilt it back to get it all up there as i sniffed. My head knocked the can out of her hand (which i hadn't seen) and upside down onto the pile. Dude was so pissed and blamed me. Some rolled off to leave powder, but we ate most of it.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21813939 - 06/16/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Because yknow the bacteria that's been passed back an forth on the paper. Fuck guys just smell a stack on day and then tell me you wanna snort some chooch through that...

Get a 7-11 straw you gross bastards! :lolsy:





fuck bacteria

seriously, im not a germaphobe. its why i have such a strong immune system


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: 3waesz]
    #21813945 - 06/16/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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just found a spliff in my hand. Whaaaaaaaaa?




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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813947 - 06/16/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I kinda agree. I mean if I'm gonna do a hard drug that can potentially give me a heart attack the last thing I'm worried about is bacteria :lol:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813949 - 06/16/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Talking about losing coke reminds me of a story. When I was in college, i was chilling with 2 girls in their dorm room. Another guy shows up and dumps a giant pile of white onto a night stand in the middle of the room. He says we can do some and he will sell some and starts cutting lines.As i am doing a line one chick passes an open can of coca cola right above my head to the other girl. My reaction to the line was to lift my head and tilt it back to get it all up there as i sniffed. My head knocked the can out of her hand (which i hadn't seen) and upside down onto the pile. Dude was so pissed and blamed me. Some rolled off to leave powder, but we ate most of it.





such a noob move

keep liquids the fuck away from blow lol. like obvy you couldnt see the soda above your head


and obvy the coke dealer blames you, cuz you know, you lack vagina


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21813959 - 06/16/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You wild bastard.  Wasn't somebody looking for your advise in the WCA last night?  Or am I high?



Maybe they were. Link me to the post perhaps? I haven't been in WCA much recently cuz I have boring as hell CA's and that thread makes me a little antsy lol


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813973 - 06/16/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Talking about losing coke reminds me of a story. When I was in college, i was chilling with 2 girls in their dorm room. Another guy shows up and dumps a giant pile of white onto a night stand in the middle of the room. He says we can do some and he will sell some and starts cutting lines.As i am doing a line one chick passes an open can of coca cola right above my head to the other girl. My reaction to the line was to lift my head and tilt it back to get it all up there as i sniffed. My head knocked the can out of her hand (which i hadn't seen) and upside down onto the pile. Dude was so pissed and blamed me. Some rolled off to leave powder, but we ate most of it.





such a noob move

keep liquids the fuck away from blow lol. like obvy you couldnt see the soda above your head


and obvy the coke dealer blames you, cuz you know, you lack vagina




Precisely. I was like how the fuck could i have known. But he wanted to bang the idiot girl who did it. Guy was kind of a douche anyway, but he was always around cause he had drugs.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813977 - 06/16/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol i mean if youre just giving out free coke to 2 girls then obvy ur trying to fuck at least 1 of them


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813983 - 06/16/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I kinda agree. I mean if I'm gonna do a hard drug that can potentially give me a heart attack the last thing I'm worried about is bacteria :lol:





haha like just in general like bactiera and germs are something i dgaf about, and cuz idc and probly exposed myself to that shit, i have an immunity to it now

i never get sick


whatever the cut is, is probly a lot more gross than bacteria


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813986 - 06/16/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Most of the coke dealers I've had have been complete douches. I actually ripped the dude off who sold me this coke now that I think about it :lolsy:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813987 - 06/16/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Most of the coke dealers I've had have been complete douches. I actually ripped the dude off who sold me this coke now that I think about it :lolsy:





duh, cuz their cokeheads with super inflated egos


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21814037 - 06/16/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Its hilarious. I was watching the NBA finals at a bar with my GF and he comes up after having ripped one of my buddies off for like $100 trying to be all buddy buddy with me. Of course he tells me to come to the bathroom cuz he's got some "new shit." He gives me a few bumps and was like so you want that 8 ball right? I go nah I'll just take a gram.. but I don't have any cash on me. He's like nah brah you're good! I know you're good for it. I'll just come by your job tmrw and grab it from you then. I was like yeah yeah thats straight!

I quit that job fuckin 3 months ago :lolsy:

I gave him a fake phone number and left and haven't heard from him since.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21814068 - 06/16/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I found a baggie of meth on the floor at work one time

Didn't do any of it because the tweakers around these parts are nasty people


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Zombi3]
    #21814158 - 06/16/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You wild bastard.  Wasn't somebody looking for your advise in the WCA last night?  Or am I high?



Maybe they were. Link me to the post perhaps? I haven't been in WCA much recently cuz I have boring as hell CA's and that thread makes me a little antsy lol




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