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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813882 - 06/16/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And i feel like such a bum doing lines with a $1 bill :lolsy:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813888 - 06/16/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Iv gone to find a container to put resin (gross) in and found about 1.5grams of weed in it, got so excited I called a friend on the phone to tell him.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813891 - 06/16/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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And i feel like such a bum doing lines with a $1 bill :lolsy:





people who use 20s, 50s, or 100s are dumb tho. thats how you lose money (at least in a party atmosphere). seen it happen way too many times

i prefer using 1s cuz if you lose it, lol who cares?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813902 - 06/16/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Because yknow the bacteria that's been passed back an forth on the paper. Fuck guys just smell a stack on day and then tell me you wanna snort some chooch through that...

Get a 7-11 straw you gross bastards! :lolsy:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21813905 - 06/16/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:

Ya you're right


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #21813918 - 06/16/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

just found a spliff in my hand. Whaaaaaaaaa?


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813923 - 06/16/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, $1 is about the dirtiest bill you could use lol.


I find weed all the time, since I have my medi card I usually pick up before I run out and the older weed just gets shuffled aside


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813926 - 06/16/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Talking about losing coke reminds me of a story. When I was in college, i was chilling with 2 girls in their dorm room. Another guy shows up and dumps a giant pile of white onto a night stand in the middle of the room. He says we can do some and he will sell some and starts cutting lines.As i am doing a line one chick passes an open can of coca cola right above my head to the other girl. My reaction to the line was to lift my head and tilt it back to get it all up there as i sniffed. My head knocked the can out of her hand (which i hadn't seen) and upside down onto the pile. Dude was so pissed and blamed me. Some rolled off to leave powder, but we ate most of it.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21813939 - 06/16/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Because yknow the bacteria that's been passed back an forth on the paper. Fuck guys just smell a stack on day and then tell me you wanna snort some chooch through that...

Get a 7-11 straw you gross bastards! :lolsy:





fuck bacteria

seriously, im not a germaphobe. its why i have such a strong immune system


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: 3waesz]
    #21813945 - 06/16/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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just found a spliff in my hand. Whaaaaaaaaa?




:murray:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813947 - 06/16/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I kinda agree. I mean if I'm gonna do a hard drug that can potentially give me a heart attack the last thing I'm worried about is bacteria :lol:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813949 - 06/16/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Talking about losing coke reminds me of a story. When I was in college, i was chilling with 2 girls in their dorm room. Another guy shows up and dumps a giant pile of white onto a night stand in the middle of the room. He says we can do some and he will sell some and starts cutting lines.As i am doing a line one chick passes an open can of coca cola right above my head to the other girl. My reaction to the line was to lift my head and tilt it back to get it all up there as i sniffed. My head knocked the can out of her hand (which i hadn't seen) and upside down onto the pile. Dude was so pissed and blamed me. Some rolled off to leave powder, but we ate most of it.





such a noob move

keep liquids the fuck away from blow lol. like obvy you couldnt see the soda above your head


and obvy the coke dealer blames you, cuz you know, you lack vagina


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21813959 - 06/16/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You wild bastard.  Wasn't somebody looking for your advise in the WCA last night?  Or am I high?



Maybe they were. Link me to the post perhaps? I haven't been in WCA much recently cuz I have boring as hell CA's and that thread makes me a little antsy lol


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21813973 - 06/16/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

stratocast said:
Talking about losing coke reminds me of a story. When I was in college, i was chilling with 2 girls in their dorm room. Another guy shows up and dumps a giant pile of white onto a night stand in the middle of the room. He says we can do some and he will sell some and starts cutting lines.As i am doing a line one chick passes an open can of coca cola right above my head to the other girl. My reaction to the line was to lift my head and tilt it back to get it all up there as i sniffed. My head knocked the can out of her hand (which i hadn't seen) and upside down onto the pile. Dude was so pissed and blamed me. Some rolled off to leave powder, but we ate most of it.





such a noob move

keep liquids the fuck away from blow lol. like obvy you couldnt see the soda above your head


and obvy the coke dealer blames you, cuz you know, you lack vagina




Precisely. I was like how the fuck could i have known. But he wanted to bang the idiot girl who did it. Guy was kind of a douche anyway, but he was always around cause he had drugs.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813977 - 06/16/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol i mean if youre just giving out free coke to 2 girls then obvy ur trying to fuck at least 1 of them


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813983 - 06/16/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I kinda agree. I mean if I'm gonna do a hard drug that can potentially give me a heart attack the last thing I'm worried about is bacteria :lol:





haha like just in general like bactiera and germs are something i dgaf about, and cuz idc and probly exposed myself to that shit, i have an immunity to it now

i never get sick


whatever the cut is, is probly a lot more gross than bacteria


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: stratocast]
    #21813986 - 06/16/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Most of the coke dealers I've had have been complete douches. I actually ripped the dude off who sold me this coke now that I think about it :lolsy:


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21813987 - 06/16/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Most of the coke dealers I've had have been complete douches. I actually ripped the dude off who sold me this coke now that I think about it :lolsy:





duh, cuz their cokeheads with super inflated egos


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21814037 - 06/16/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Its hilarious. I was watching the NBA finals at a bar with my GF and he comes up after having ripped one of my buddies off for like $100 trying to be all buddy buddy with me. Of course he tells me to come to the bathroom cuz he's got some "new shit." He gives me a few bumps and was like so you want that 8 ball right? I go nah I'll just take a gram.. but I don't have any cash on me. He's like nah brah you're good! I know you're good for it. I'll just come by your job tmrw and grab it from you then. I was like yeah yeah thats straight!

I quit that job fuckin 3 months ago :lolsy:

I gave him a fake phone number and left and haven't heard from him since.


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Re: Just found a gram of cocaine in my closet [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21814068 - 06/16/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I found a baggie of meth on the floor at work one time

Didn't do any of it because the tweakers around these parts are nasty people


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