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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Amanita86]
    #21811795 - 06/15/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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That would of ended it immediately.



:archiebunker:




It ended it immediately for me, at least twice off the top of my head.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #21811805 - 06/15/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
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SirShroomsAlott said:

That would of ended it immediately.



:archiebunker:




That would have ended it immediately*


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21811806 - 06/15/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Dys said:
Clean house OP. Or keep it in the safe, I think they need a different warrant for that, but were I in your situation would have everything gone.



I concur.  I'll PM my address.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Adden]
    #21811807 - 06/15/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:noyoudidawet:


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Jack Herer]
    #21811817 - 06/15/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:bye:

Crazy bitch  :leaving:

Sounds like things worked out pretty decently though.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Gorlax]
    #21811821 - 06/15/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I've seen that cop trick used effectively many times. Give us what you have and you won't get arrested. Then slap handcuffed and fucked.

She sounds like she was tripping out pretty hard if she thought you were plotting shit against her. That's like text book skitzo shit



Ever since i moved to a new town every time (6 times, once for speeding, the rest i was profiled, i drive a clunker you wouldn't think I'd ever touched a drug in my life if you saw me in public) i got pulled over they say the same thing.

"Did you know we have a city ordinance that if you have anything illegal in the car like weapons drugs paraphernalia alcohol, and you hand it to us, we'll throw it away won't ask questions, and let you off with a citation and ticket?"

"No i did not know that there is nothing illegal in the car."(2 times there was)

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Ok anything to say before we bring the dogs out?"

"Nope"

"Ok wait here a moment"

They go back to the car and jerkoff to my license for a minute and come back and let me off with a warning. Now i have a question. If you guys were pulled over and they asked you about saying anything before they bring the dog out, do you immediately call into question what the probable cause is?

I always figured when they said that they go back, make a call(or don't if they're bluffing lile they have with me everytime) and then they come back and tell me to wait in the squad car until the dog gets there.(or maybe just tell me to stay in my car until the dog gets there, idk never been searched by a dog). I figure it's at this point i would say what probable cause do you have to search through my things.

Is that how it's supposed to be? Or am i not properly exercising my rights, and I'm supposed to ask the instant they mention bringing a dog out, regardless if its a bluff or not?


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21811831 - 06/15/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Supreme court just ruled cops can't hold you while waiting for a dog anymore. It's a bluff now. Exercize your rights properly (if needed, really a judgment call as all situations are different) and if they still fuck you, you'll probably win in court.

If they already handed you the ticket, ask if you're being detained or free to go, if they hold you until the dog gets here, they are acting illegally, so keep your mouth shut and let them do whatever they're going to, and it'll get thrown out anyway.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21811834 - 06/15/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

From they way they left my house, they actually believed that I had no more acid and I'm fairly certain they won't be coming back


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Jack Herer]
    #21811838 - 06/15/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They almost definitely won't be, it takes more then a hysterical tripping gf to get a warrant. Usually.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Jack Herer]
    #21811848 - 06/15/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No.  They are preparing a colon search warrant as we speak.  We need to PM in order to safeguard your freedom.  PM me your phone number and we will arrange a transfer outside of the Shroomery





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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: badchad]
    #21811878 - 06/15/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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badchad said:
Will be interesting to see if the cops pursue it and come back with a warrant.  Sounds like decent odds it'll happen.



This. Don't consider it over just yet OP. I'd suggest cleaning house for a little bit because I've known people who've had their doors kicked in over incidents eerily similar to this.

My one friend had 8 colonizing jars in his closet, but luckily he wasn't charged with anything. I guess after they sent the jars to the lab they didn't find any active material, so he wasn't arrested.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Jack Herer]
    #21811895 - 06/15/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I used my medical card to save my friends ass at his apartment. This douche bag security guy called the cops and said he smelt marijuana. I just got to his apartment and literally no one was smoking weed. I had a quad that I threw in his cabinet but almost everyone had weed. My friends girlfriend answers the door and the cops automatically claim it smells like weed and they got a report. She instantly summons me and tells them I have a medical card. I really didn't care because I was safe but the cops were fucking stupid. They claimed I couldn't be around anyone with weed because they didn't have medical cards.

They also claimed it was a grey zone and I could be arrested. Then the cop after scrutinizing my card for a good 20 minutes starts bitching to me what medical condition I have. I told him it was for chronic pain and he laughed and said that's funny. They kept asking me if there was weed inside and I just said nope. Then randomly the cop becomes chill (prob after realizing he legally couldn't do shit) tells us that the security guard called the cops and that he was an asshole and they were going to tell him that we had no weed and weren't doing anything. I walked back inside and that was that. Saved about 5 people from getting possession charges.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Gorlax]
    #21811932 - 06/15/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The dog provides probable cause. Once they bring the dog out the handler gives the sign for the dog to make a "mark" which then gives the police probable cause. A whole Lotta bullshit in one little encounter.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Couperj] * 2
    #21812597 - 06/15/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

sad story but congrats on lying to lying cops.

for real though you gave your girlfriend acid, then broke up with her, then convinced the police to take her to the hospital, sounds like you're ruining her life
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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: teamkiller]
    #21812615 - 06/15/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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for real though you gave your girlfriend acid, then broke up with her, then convinced the police to take her to the hospital, sounds like you're ruining her life
:dumbass:



i lol'd


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Sheekle]
    #21812675 - 06/15/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

As other people have said, good on you OP. I think you handled the cops well, given the circumstances.

Also, that bitch craay. Stay far away. A clean house wouldn't be a bad idea right now. I personally don't think they'll come back, but better safe than sorry when you're talking about something that will get you SERIOUS jail time.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21812792 - 06/15/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

U got real lucky op

Anything could have happened on a head full of acid


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21812812 - 06/15/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP isn't stupid yay


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21812912 - 06/15/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

inb4 op gets raided on a anonymous tip from a confidential informant.


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Re: GF called cops on me for having LSD [Re: Jack Herer] * 1
    #21812941 - 06/15/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That sucks.  I would be nervous posting the exact location of your stash on the internet, especially after an incident like this.  Maybe do a quick edit there or even better get rid of everything quickly and quietly.


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