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s240779

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what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related)
#21810487 - 06/15/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I walk into a store where there are several female cashiers present. I find the manager and I say, 'Hi, can you have one of your cashiers give me a blowjob?'
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: s240779]
#21810505 - 06/15/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The manager would ask you to leave
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: JvF]
#21810512 - 06/15/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Then you would go home and furiously beat off from the excitement.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: s240779]
#21810529 - 06/15/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i would hope they would smack you with a sex offender charge, i hate when people get put through shitty situations because they are stuck at work and need the job.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: stratocast]
#21810535 - 06/15/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Depends on how serious your autism is. If you're just an Aspie they'll ask you to leave, if you're full blown autistic they might just take your order anyways.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: stratocast]
#21810536 - 06/15/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why wouldn't he get a blowjob? He clearly asked for one..
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#21810545 - 06/15/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Agreed
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#21810553 - 06/15/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you ask repeatedly it's harassment and if you offer something in exchange it's solicitation. If you only ask once and don't offer something like money, you're good you'll just be offensive and probably banned from the store. If it's a chain of stores or the store belongs to a security group (When I worked a retail job years back we got warnings of serial shoplifters that were hitting Target, Sears, Wal-Mart, etc. in the area with security camera photos of them, and it was shared on some security network between Loss Prevention so they area linked somehow) then you may find yourself being asked to leave many stores when you walk in and are recognized. It's possible. Probably not worth it because you are definitely not getting a blowjob out of the deal and it's not even that funny or clever.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#21810563 - 06/15/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ReposadoXochipilli said: i would hope they would smack you with a sex offender charge, i hate when people get put through shitty situations because they are stuck at work and need the job.
It's not illegal to do what I'm describing.
Fuck you, LittleDaddy.
You guys would hope that I would get charged with a sex offense? That's pretty mean spirited. Why are there so many mean spirited people on The Shroomery?
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: s240779]
#21810581 - 06/15/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's sexual harrassment. Which is definitely not legal.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21810592 - 06/15/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, it's actually not. Don't be so presumptuous. It's certainly loosely associated with sexual harassment but it doesn't fit the definition of any established crimes.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21810597 - 06/15/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's called game when I do it.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21810598 - 06/15/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think harassment requires continued pursuit, or some sort of implied threat like a boss harassing an underling.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: s240779] 1
#21810600 - 06/15/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Alright go do it then, see how well that plays out for you.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: Psychonautica]
#21810660 - 06/15/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Alright go do it then, see how well that plays out for you.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: s240779] 3
#21810668 - 06/15/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Da2ra said: I walk into a store where there are several female cashiers present. I find the manager and I say, 'Hi, can you have one of your cashiers give me a blowjob?'
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: Patlal]
#21810671 - 06/15/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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He would likely request one of the cashiers to suck your cock. Customers first.
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Re: what do you think would happen in this scenario (sex related) [Re: s240779]
#21810858 - 06/15/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Da2ra said:
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ReposadoXochipilli said: i would hope they would smack you with a sex offender charge, i hate when people get put through shitty situations because they are stuck at work and need the job.
It's not illegal to do what I'm describing.
Fuck you, LittleDaddy.
You guys would hope that I would get charged with a sex offense? That's pretty mean spirited. Why are there so many mean spirited people on The Shroomery?
having to deal with the public when you are an associate and put up with lairs who throw temper tantrums where you are damned if you do or don't sucks.
i understand you are hypothetically joking but unfortunately lame stuff like this happens all the time. i bet if you did this when they were not at work you would receive a nice bitch slap and a lesson about respect.
i can have a mean streak if i feel it is appropriate.
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Edited by ReposadoXochipilli (06/15/15 01:53 PM)
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