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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: koods]
    #21808065 - 06/14/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
I was buying lube at the grocery store once and it didn't ring up and the cashier yelled at some other guy to get a price check on "this" as he held it up in the air to show him.





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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: koods]
    #21808101 - 06/14/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Like that buying embarrassing things from the store thread. I buy whatever I want whenever I want because it's a professional setting anyway and I don't know anybody who works at the stores in my neighborhood anyway, at least not personally.




I was buying lube at the grocery store once and it didn't ring up and the cashier yelled at some other guy to get a price check on "this" as he held it up in the air to show him.

I'm not even joking.



:rofl: I would have face palmed and laughed at the same time.


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21808104 - 06/14/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
I always figure when it comes to things that should be embarrassing it's like "shit dude, you're the one selling it..:shrug:"

I got over buying porn when I was a kid.. I'd like to think that was preparation for this time in my life, where I can't really think of anything that would embarrass me...




I must have been like 13 years old, at Kings Dominion Amusement park. I wasn't paying attention and walked into the women's room. Went into the stall and took a piss. On the way out I finally noticed all the women and just about the same time a bunch of older kids noticed me walking out zipping up my pants. That was the most embarrassing moment in my life.


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: koods]
    #21808218 - 06/14/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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koods said:
I must have been like 13 years old, at Kings Dominion Amusement park. I wasn't paying attention and walked into the women's room. Went into the stall and took a piss. On the way out I finally noticed all the women and just about the same time a bunch of older kids noticed me walking out zipping up my pants. That was the most embarrassing moment in my life.



Pft, I've done shit like that. Not really embarrassing. You shoulda just looked them in the eyes and been like "You're damn right I fucked every last one of the bitches in there."

You woulda been a hero

A jukebox hero


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: Sheekle]
    #21808956 - 06/15/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

holy fuck that video was a bit much once they starting the punching


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: Ihateyou]
    #21809957 - 06/15/15 09:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've done anal sex thrice and never saw and blood from my girl.
All you have to do is warm up the butthole with your finger for a while... don't rush it... enjoy the fingering.

Then, just put on lube on the dick and in the hole and slowwwwly put it in. 
Maybe the dick that is being used in your scenario is too big.
Maybe you aren't relaxing your butthole enough.

Not everyone likes it.
Any blood is BAD.


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21814088 - 06/16/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I bleed, usually about half a shots worth after.


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21814235 - 06/16/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I pour hot candle wax in my ass to stop my anal bleeding.


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21841682 - 06/22/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Blood is no good. Have you seen the 1 man 1 jar video? :facepalm3:

If not here is a link. watch at your own risk!!

http://www.bestshockers.com/1-man-1-jar/


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Re: how much blood is too much [Re: 2shoes]
    #21841814 - 06/22/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would think OP could have a fistula.  Go to the proctologist!


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