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Salomon
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21807718 - 06/14/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i take a razor blade to my balls and shaft and never cut myself, you guys dont even know how to shave
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rackem



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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Salomon]
#21807731 - 06/14/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sober drunk or on shrooms?
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zappaisgod
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: rackem]
#21807806 - 06/14/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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What kind of idiot shaves his balls and for what reason?
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kr0nik0
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21807814 - 06/14/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Women my age don't like sucking on a hairy ballsacks.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: kr0nik0] 2
#21807851 - 06/14/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I never really cared if they sucked my balls as long as they sucked my dick. I never got that ball sucking thing. Did nothing for me. Same with getting my asshole licked. Nothing.
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod] 3
#21807857 - 06/14/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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^Real talk.
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Salomon
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Amanita86]
#21807871 - 06/14/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i like the feel of my hairless balls against my self when i fap.

ive never had a bush down there, it's super uncomfortable. thats like sporting a baf fo cotton balls soaked in ball sweat 24/7. i mean what the fuck.
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21807947 - 06/14/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's not like I ask for it but it's a plus if she does it. Not butt stuff, though. Never much cared for that.
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Salomon]
#21807952 - 06/14/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Talcum powder does wonders for sweaty balls.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: kr0nik0]
#21808049 - 06/14/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I prefer buzzing to antique-ing my sack, but everyone's into different stuff I guess.
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21808089 - 06/14/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't actually "shave" my balls... Just like to get rid of the haze surrounding them. Plus, when a woman is giving you head and licks your balls.. Man! It's not that it feels great or anything, it's just fucking hot.
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occollegeboi
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: shLong]
#21808163 - 06/14/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A whole lot of NOTHING came out of this thread. How disappointing. Anyway, a lot of you are mixed up about what I mean.
Yes, I'm gay, but you can be straight and then turn bi when on drugs. Some of you took what I said too literally.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: occollegeboi] 1
#21808353 - 06/14/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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for someone with an '11 registration date, you seem to be really surprised with how threads go in the pub.
I'd say that there was less-than-average derailage in this thread honestly
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Psychonautica
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21808367 - 06/14/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said: What kind of idiot shaves his balls and for what reason?
This, I'll shave the pubic area and what not but I tried to shave my balls once.
Once.
It was like a testicle horror movie. Never again.
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rxb
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21808368 - 06/14/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:

for someone with an '11 registration date, you seem to be really surprised with how threads go in the pub.
I'd say that there was less-than-average derailage in this thread honestly 
its still almost on topic after 7 or 8 pages... you cant ask for more.
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occollegeboi
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: rxb] 1
#21808511 - 06/14/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey you shave your balls?? I didn't know straight guys did that shit. That's rad. I shave my balls, bottom of my dick and above it, my back, ass, and asshole. Not that you care, just saying.
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occollegeboi
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: occollegeboi]
#21808519 - 06/14/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Speaking of turning bi while on drugs, what happened to the pussy gif that I had in my sig? One day it disappeared. Let me see if I can figure out how to put it back on.
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rxb
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: occollegeboi]
#21808522 - 06/14/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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so you are a guy who does that....
but you didnt know guys DO that.
oh bee kay bee
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shLong



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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: occollegeboi] 1
#21808629 - 06/14/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
occollegeboi said: Hey you shave your balls?? I didn't know straight guys did that shit. That's rad. I shave my balls, bottom of my dick and above it, my back, ass, and asshole. Not that you care, just saying.
Stay on topic, asshole
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rxb
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: shLong]
#21808644 - 06/14/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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if straight was in there.... which i dont remember seeing it.
but if it was... i redact my initial statement and say that if you think im straight you havent read any posts i've made ever.
i am bizarro-sexual at best. i dont know how to shoehorn what i am into anything with a word attached to it.
freak and weirdo...maybe...
i like tears, and i like bruises, and i like it when those things happen and everyone is happy about it in the end.
the equipment someone has is fairly irrelevant
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