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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21806536 - 06/14/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

How do you shave your balls so thoroughly, shLong?


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21806542 - 06/14/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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shLong said:
NSFW





You bastard.  Now I have to get another lobotomy






just wait 5 mins and old age will fix it


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: rxb]
    #21806545 - 06/14/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

After that I wish I was that old.


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21806549 - 06/14/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
How do you shave your balls so thoroughly, shLong?



I use a beard trimmer with an attachment so it's not directly on my sack...

Although, what you're likely seeing is the camera not taking a good enough pic to see the hairs. They're there.


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21806557 - 06/14/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You bastard.  Now I have to get another lobotomy




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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: shLong]
    #21806558 - 06/14/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

man everytime i shave my sack i catch it in whatever device im using.

its pretty much my least favorite thing.


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: shLong]
    #21806566 - 06/14/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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shLong said:
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kr0nik0 said:
How do you shave your balls so thoroughly, shLong?



I use a beard trimmer with an attachment so it's not directly on my sack...

Although, what you're likely seeing is the camera not taking a good enough pic to see the hairs. They're there.




I do the same thing using a #1 guide.
End up with the prickliest sack ever after doing so. :lol:


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mad to be saved,
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21806568 - 06/14/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:solidnod:


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[quote]Enlil said:
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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: rxb]
    #21806573 - 06/14/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would never dare trying to put a razor anywhere near my balls.
I've used my trimmer once with no guide and ended up with a bloody ballsack. Never again :nonono:.

Edit: My bad, I missed where you said you used a device. Yea, it catches. No fun.

Double edit: I wish I had smaller balls. Having a large sack makes for some intensely tedious trimming.
Maybe next time I do it I'll turn my AC down to 55 degrees.



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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”



Edited by kr0nik0 (06/14/15 01:47 PM)


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21806598 - 06/14/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Idk how that'll work out I think the best way is to like batwing it


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Asante]
    #21806606 - 06/14/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You want to eat them? That makes sense :rofl:


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21806610 - 06/14/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
I would never dare trying to put a razor anywhere near my balls.
I've used my trimmer once with no guide and ended up with a bloody ballsack. Never again :nonono:.

Edit: My bad, I missed where you said you used a device. Yea, it catches. No fun.

Double edit: I wish I had smaller balls. Having a large sack makes for some intensely tedious trimming.
Maybe next time I do it I'll turn my AC down to 55 degrees.






yes some rediculous social things

you are 10 years old... and wonder if you are every going to grow hair on your balls, then you do and you realize... it sucks.

and.

everyone has some saying about "balls" where bigger is better... a bigger dick is better, a bigger set, is useless and in the way.


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. i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications)

[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: rxb]
    #21806616 - 06/14/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Also fire is the best way to get rid of ball and ass hair :thumbup:


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21806617 - 06/14/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Zappa would fuck Frank Zappa though so he's a liar.


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21806697 - 06/14/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

sprinkles - nice ass :thumbup:

I'm equally as straight high or sober.

fooled around with a couple friends when I was  in my early teens and running on pure hormones, but it doesn't really do anything for me.

I'll slap my friends ass sometimes with a "whoo!", but that's really it.

I just dig chicks.


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21806720 - 06/14/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fucking meth man.

I shove shit into my ass for hours it makes my asshole so horny. The only reason I haven't let anyone fuck me was there happaned to be nobody there atm. Fucking christ just thinking about it makes me want to get fucked.

Meth makes you gay or at the very least want ass play. :lol:


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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21807279 - 06/14/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Fucking meth man.

I shove shit into my ass for hours it makes my asshole so horny. The only reason I haven't let anyone fuck me was there happaned to be nobody there atm. Fucking christ just thinking about it makes me want to get fucked.

Meth makes you gay or at the very least want ass play. :lol:



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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21807472 - 06/14/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Fucking meth man.

I shove shit into my ass for hours it makes my asshole so horny. The only reason I haven't let anyone fuck me was there happaned to be nobody there atm. Fucking christ just thinking about it makes me want to get fucked.

Meth makes you gay or at the very least want ass play. :lol:




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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21807475 - 06/14/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Fucking meth man.

I shove shit into my ass for hours it makes my asshole so horny. The only reason I haven't let anyone fuck me was there happaned to be nobody there atm. Fucking christ just thinking about it makes me want to get fucked.

Meth makes you gay or at the very least want ass play. :lol:



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Re: Does anyone else turn bi when they're on drugs? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21807533 - 06/14/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Fucking meth man.

I shove shit into my ass for hours it makes my asshole so horny. The only reason I haven't let anyone fuck me was there happaned to be nobody there atm. Fucking christ just thinking about it makes me want to get fucked.

Meth makes you gay or at the very least want ass play. :lol:




Hahah ya man my buddy did a shot and he is a super straight guy and right after he is like "wooo, that smash just made my asshole burn".

If you plug it or smoke it or shoot it the second it hits you you just get this raw smoky hot sexual energy. You want to be fucked as hard as possible and fuck as hard as possible. Just thinking about the pussy after I used to do my big shots would legit make me shoot a big stream of cum out of my dick if it was during the rush.

I was shocked as fuck when this happened to me it was insane. I would have had to get it on video for you to believe it was true but it was straight up a no hands cum shot from pure meth mind powers.

Also when I used meth I loved to be naked as much as possible cause usually sweat was just dripping down my face and it just felt right to be naked lol.


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