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InvisibleShiithead
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Getting married to change taxing brackets.
    #21802573 - 06/13/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I personally would never marry.

After looking at my paystubs, I am starting to want to.

Has anyone ever married for this reason??


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Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Getting married to change taxing brackets. [Re: Shiithead]
    #21802632 - 06/13/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

my scumbag cousin with 5 children won't marry his girlfriend because they would lose their welfare. they have plenty of money too.
always in new designer clothes and jerseys, always the newest iphone, 2 of the kids have ipads, he has like 4 saltwater aquariums, a huge house full of HDTVs n shit, and doesnt even pay for child care, my aunt watches them every day.

i hate that shit


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Re: Getting married to change taxing brackets. [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #21802799 - 06/13/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Gresh said:
my scumbag cousin with 5 children won't marry his girlfriend because they would lose their welfare. they have plenty of money too.
always in new designer clothes and jerseys, always the newest iphone, 2 of the kids have ipads, he has like 4 saltwater aquariums, a huge house full of HDTVs n shit, and doesnt even pay for child care, my aunt watches them every day.

i hate that shit




That's hardcore.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: Getting married to change taxing brackets. [Re: Adolin]
    #21802943 - 06/13/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Gresh said:
my scumbag cousin with 5 children won't marry his girlfriend because they would lose their welfare. they have plenty of money too.
always in new designer clothes and jerseys, always the newest iphone, 2 of the kids have ipads, he has like 4 saltwater aquariums, a huge house full of HDTVs n shit, and doesnt even pay for child care, my aunt watches them every day.

i hate that shit




Straight-up gangsta shit there


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Re: Getting married to change taxing brackets. [Re: Shiithead]
    #21802952 - 06/13/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
I personally would never marry.

After looking at my paystubs, I am starting to want to.

Has anyone ever married for this reason??




But to answer the question - I'm sure people have married for that reason as one of the few benefits of marriage. I personally would not specifically for that reason.


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Re: Getting married to change taxing brackets. [Re: Detached]
    #21803365 - 06/13/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Married to save what, 3% on taxes?  No thanks.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Getting married to change taxing brackets. [Re: badchad]
    #21803691 - 06/13/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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badchad said:
Married to save what, 3% on taxes?  No thanks.




Honestly I agree. But I wouldn't marry just anyone.

Before I wouldn't even consider marriage.

I feel like marriage is between a man, a woman, and God. Not the state.

I feel like the only way I can justify a marriage, any marriage, is if you were to try and get into a better tax bracket. Other than that, you are brainwashed or under the influence of something or someone.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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