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MrDivine
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Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering?
#21801214 - 06/13/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're black-bagged for an experiment and wake up in a plane, you're given 10 seconds to choose one of three suitcases. Once you choose you will be black-bagged again and then you will wake up on an isolated island.
Suitcase packages:
Red- You get a huge crate that consists of: 1) 2 beautiful women, one is a tied pornstar and the other is a beautiful shy a.i. that has full sexual/birth capabilities and she runs on elements. 2) The "Desperado" blow-up doll, in case you fuck it up with the two girls.
Green- You get a treasure chest that consist of: 1) $100,000,000 bank transfer as soon as you open it 2) A "fuck-you" letter saying that you've been announced dead in the real world and that the island you're on has 1% chance of leaving. 3) You also get a "1gram-pity-bag" filled with 0.1% thc bunk weed.
Orange-You get an indestructible care package that consist of: 1)a pound of the dankest booms 2) 1000 blotters, each 500UG pure lsd 3) 30 pounds of the best grass 4) 300g of molly 5) other unlabeled shit 6) The care package keeps everything fresh forever, it's named as "The Ship" and you have a tattoo on your left hand that says "You can swim the ocean" and on the right "sorry to disappoint but you can't swim the ocean" with ink that keeps changing colors. 7) 90's porn magazine, action figures, 20-pound-of-ass sex toy, a rabbit's foot, a one time glue-able beard and a picture that shows you with a family you don't know and on the back it says "We love you, (Your name).
Personally, I think I'd go with the green suitcase.
If you're a female then the gender based objects would be switched to your interest.
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Edited by MrDivine (06/13/15 12:38 PM)
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Brambolinie
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Re: Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering? [Re: MrDivine]
#21802210 - 06/13/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Red, 100% dude. I choose company over drugs any day if it's forever.
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MichAnon.ael
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Re: Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering? [Re: Brambolinie]
#21802321 - 06/13/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Orange all day. Unfortunately i could probably be alone for a while without too much strife.
red sounds good but ya gotta think, what's a pampered porn star gonna sound like after a week?
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Sheekle
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Re: Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering? [Re: MichAnon.ael]
#21802336 - 06/13/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what use would money have with no chance of being able to put it to use?
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Sheekle
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Re: Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering? [Re: Sheekle]
#21802338 - 06/13/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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also, why does option 3 have like a million things. thats so bias
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Re: Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering? [Re: MichAnon.ael]
#21802341 - 06/13/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Red. Being alone on an island would fuck with my head after a month probably.
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Re: Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering? [Re: Brambolinie]
#21802365 - 06/13/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Brambolinie said: Red, 100% dude. I choose company over drugs any day if it's forever.
Fuck yeah, I'd much rather have a woman to fuck instead of drugs that would certainly result in insanity and probably a horrible death.
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MrDivine
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Re: Sex/Love, Money or Mind-Altering? [Re: Sheekle]
#21802399 - 06/13/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: also, why does option 3 have like a million things. thats so bias
Heh, if you read the stuff you get.. it's honestly just random crap that would trip you out for a little bit. Red allows for you to start a small colony, green allows you to have a millionaire's life if the odds are in your favor and orange is basically an acceptances of the island. I never said you can't try to leave.
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