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Re: Jurassic World [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21803696 - 06/13/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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yeh we want explosions n ppl getting eaten by a giant half tyrannosaurus half machine with fucking lazer guided machine cannons on its head.




Can you put some fucking lasers on that sharks head please. :rofl:


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21803704 - 06/13/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

almost everythings more exciting with lazers


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21803707 - 06/13/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sorta spoiler
Ending is ridiculous. It goes from like an A-list movie to Asylum level BS in 10 minutes flat. :crankey:


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21803782 - 06/13/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ending is ridiculous. It goes from like an A-list movie to Asylum level BS in 10 minutes flat. :crankey:






dude the end was fucking awesome. like how the fuck can you like a dinosaur movie and not appreciate that part? it was total choas. you knew the T rex was gonna come out at some point

all the other dinosaurs were like "ok fuck this asshole, were gonna kill him then go back to what we were doing before"


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21803796 - 06/13/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i was just mad at the teradactyls for picking up the baby triceratops. fucking jerks. also i felt really bad when all the raptors died. they were legit (even tho they were traitors for a few mins)

and the kids hugging all the mini dinos in the beginning was pretty funny too


any chance you guys saw the jimmy buffet cameo too? when the teradactyls first came out there was a short part where everyone started running away and jimmy buffets cameo was him running away, but of course with a margarita in each hand. cant die sober i suppose lol


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21803800 - 06/13/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

saw it today, was very much pleased.


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: memes]
    #21803802 - 06/13/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

bassfreak, i noticed the margaritas, didnt realize it was jimmy.  i enjoyed the ptero trying to pick up the baby tri; it was a nice comic interjection


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: memes]
    #21803803 - 06/13/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21803814 - 06/13/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's exactly why it was ridiculous. They like all ganged up to take down the asshole dino and then went right back to whatever they were doing.. How do you explain that behavior.. If they were just fighting because that's what dinos do then they woulda fought each other after the asshole was dead. But nope they're all like "fuck this asshole in particular everyone else is fine". The whole premise of the movie is animals are going to be animals because they're programmed to be animals. That's why making giant killing machines is a stupid idea to begin with. But then they somehow develop some level of sentience?

I mean I'm sorry it's just my opinion but it seems so damn cheap like they wrote out the whole movie and then just wouldn't figure out how to end it so they went all crazy with it.

Also yes I noticed the margarita guy.. I was like "This guy knows his priorities. Killer dinos on the loose but he has to keep double fisting margaritas."


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: memes]
    #21803822 - 06/13/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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bassfreak, i noticed the margaritas, didnt realize it was jimmy.  i enjoyed the ptero trying to pick up the baby tri; it was a nice comic interjection





there was actually a bunch of funny parts too. chris pratt is always good for that

i just thought it was mean to do that to the babies, they looked fun lol



there were sooooooo many references to the OG movie too (i just wish they used the explorer instead of the jeep lol)


and what about that british assistant? she really got the butt end of the stick lol, what a death [/spoilers]


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21803827 - 06/13/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:awesketch: what r u guys talkn bout?


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21803830 - 06/13/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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That's exactly why it was ridiculous. They like all ganged up to take down the asshole dino and then went right back to whatever they were doing.. How do you explain that behavior.. If they were just fighting because that's what dinos do then they woulda fought each other after the asshole was dead. But nope they're all like "fuck this asshole in particular everyone else is fine". The whole premise of the movie is animals are going to be animals because they're programmed to be animals. That's why making giant killing machines is a stupid idea to begin with. But then they somehow develop some level of sentience?

I mean I'm sorry it's just my opinion but it seems so damn cheap like they wrote out the whole movie and then just wouldn't figure out how to end it so they went all crazy with it.

Also yes I noticed the margarita guy.. I was like "This guy knows his priorities. Killer dinos on the loose but he has to keep double fisting margaritas."






eh i mean its gotta go out with a bang. i dont understand why people gotta take movies so serious sometimes, like dude its a fucking dinosaur movie when they crossbred like 5 dinos into one lol. i mean you gotta accept the fact that this movie is nowhere close to real. i guess the only other realistic way to do it was to like drop a bomb on him but like a raptor, T rex, and whatever that huge water dino was, was about a million times cooler than an airstrike

once they were close to the water you knew that other dino was coming out. like more mayhem the better imo. i had the biggest fucking smile on my face then (also when owen was on the bike with the raptors next to him) [/spoilers]


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21803837 - 06/13/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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there were sooooooo many references to the OG movie too (i just wish they used the explorer instead of the jeep lol)

and what about that british assistant? she really got the butt end of the stick lol, what a death [/spoilers]




yeah i really liked all the references tot he original (the DNA action figure, the light-up goggles, the jeeps, the t-shirt, etc).  the parks'n'rec guy did a great job, as did the command-center guy (Nick from New Girl).  the rest of the acting was 'meh.  and the movie followed a very predictable formula; but i still enjoyed it like a motherfucker.

like, you knew immediately that the owner was going to die, and figured it would probably have something to do with that helicoptor (only two days till my license! what can go wrong in two days? oh yeah, this movie). 

gotta say though, when the raptors walked up to the big motherfucker and they started talkin to each other - i didnt see that coming, and was liek "oh, fuck. hahahahahahaha oh fuck"


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    #21803856 - 06/13/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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there were sooooooo many references to the OG movie too (i just wish they used the explorer instead of the jeep lol)

and what about that british assistant? she really got the butt end of the stick lol, what a death [/spoilers]




yeah i really liked all the references tot he original (the DNA action figure, the light-up goggles, the jeeps, the t-shirt, etc).  the parks'n'rec guy did a great job, as did the command-center guy (Nick from New Girl).  the rest of the acting was 'meh.  and the movie followed a very predictable formula; but i still enjoyed it like a motherfucker.

like, you knew immediately that the owner was going to die, and figured it would probably have something to do with that helicoptor (only two days till my license! what can go wrong in two days? oh yeah, this movie). 

gotta say though, when the raptors walked up to the big motherfucker and they started talkin to each other - i didnt see that coming, and was liek "oh, fuck. hahahahahahaha oh fuck"





yeah that was def a total shock. a lot of people before were like oh the raptor thing is gonna be stupid but i thought they did it really well. but yeah you were like oh shit well that lasted for about 2 minutes until they betrayed him lol. felt bad for charlie, he got blown the fuck up


that was funny tho when that guy went in for the kiss and got denied too, but damn, id pay $150 for one of those original T shirts too lol

kinda a OG reference when they talked about how dirty his desk was too


i love how the dino was on the loose for a while too until they finally pulled the plug on the park as well. like really? accident waiting to happen


and that fat guy too, totally got what he deserved. his death was also a small reference to the lawyer in the OG JP


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21803866 - 06/13/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:thumbup:

a well done flick, all-in-all~

my favorite aspect was how all the old bad-guys (raptors & trex) were the heros


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    #21803874 - 06/13/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah for real

honestly thats like the most fun ive had watching a movie in theaters. movie was legit as fuck


def seeing it again sometime this week


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21803880 - 06/13/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, it really was like "ok, we're going to spend 30 minutes getting you used to the frame of time and place in the world, and in relation to the dino's re-evolution.  ok, got your bearings?  ok GO.  MOVIE TIME.  ok movie's over.  it's been two hours. surprise


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    #21803894 - 06/13/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah totally flew by. if that movie was an hour longer i woulda been cool with it

it was funny how the older brother was such a dick for a while too

"what do you think is gonna happen if you keep staring at them?!? :lol:


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21803937 - 06/13/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, you know "character development"

the experience had to change him, ya know.  develop their bond.  aka terse plot


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Re: Jurassic World [Re: memes] * 2
    #21807751 - 06/14/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yerp just saw it. Movie fuckin' rocked.

I was kinda disappointed that they didnt give the raptors their own motorcycles.


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