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Bassfreak
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Psychonautica said: I watch movies in theatres and play video games all the time Just take your anti convulsant and you should be fine 
Anyways to not derail it.
Where does this take place in the storyline of jurassic park? Did they not fucking learn their lessons after 1, 2, and 3? They just kept doing it after SHTF, I don't get why they keep making dinosaur parks and shit after they keep fucking everything up and killing everyone.
I'd imagine this is an alternate storyline right, like a spin off movie that doesn't suck ( I don't think it would suck from what Bassfreak tells us )
Would it be not worth it to watch it in this quality

Should I wait for DVD's or watch this one? It looks pretty good for a CAM
its about how they made the park again and it was operational for years. until they made a new dinosaur...
lets be real here too, JP2 and 3 both didnt have like a park there. both times the park was destroyed. one wasnt even on the same island
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Yeah I know it wasn't on the same island and no parks, but still, they should have learned their lesson after the first 3 ventures not to fuck around with dinosaurs.
So this takes place after all 3 movies? They didn't just kill all the dinos and say we fucked up like a logical normal person?
I mean you gotta have a sequel so I get it, it always just makes me laugh thinking about how dumb these people are.
Like in the news when animal trainers get eaten by lions or bears or even the killer whales I just laugh and feel no sympathy. Everyone I know Is all like Aww that poor poor animal trainer, and my only thought is "That's what you get for fucking with wild animals and locking them in a cage"
You fuck with a wild animal, no matter how well behaved and loving it seems, it's still a wild animal.
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But then there would be no jurrasic park movies. Some rich ass nigga gotta spend some money building a dinosaur park.
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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Enjoywho]
#21803052 - 06/13/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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With all their scientific prowess why didn't they just genetically engineer all the dinosaurs into herbivores? Or engineer them fuckers without teeth, or even implant a electronically released sedative so when shit hits the fan they can press a button and suddenly all the dinosaurs are dick deep in a ketamine hole.
I mean I get that it's a movie and I'm being a nitpicky cunt, so I can still enjoy the movie in fantasy land.
But the logical part of me is always screaming nope nope nope. About these fucking retards and their stupid ideas.
Idk exactly what the deal is with the genetically modified T-rex with a raptor on amphetamines or some shit, but I know they make a T-rex that's gnarlier than a regular one for whatever fucking reason.
Why wouldn't they just genetically engineer tiny kitten sized raptors you could take home as a pet?
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ohhh next movie they should make like transformer robot dinosaurs with guns n lazers to fight in an all out human reptilian war until we send a cyborg in to the past to kill sarah connor.
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Those are some interesting thoughts in the first paragraph and actually good questions.
But it's a movie it's entertainment. I'm not gonna watch a movie where a family walks through the park and generally has a good time.
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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Enjoywho]
#21803103 - 06/13/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeh we want explosions n ppl getting eaten by a giant half tyrannosaurus half machine with fucking lazer guided machine cannons on its head.
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Oh I know, I agree and I get it, but sometimes it's hard to turn the logical part of my brain off and enjoy a film. 
It's why I mainly only watch documentaries.
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Psychonautica said: I watch movies in theatres and play video games all the time Just take your anti convulsant and you should be fine 
Anyways to not derail it.
Where does this take place in the storyline of jurassic park? Did they not fucking learn their lessons after 1, 2, and 3? They just kept doing it after SHTF, I don't get why they keep making dinosaur parks and shit after they keep fucking everything up and killing everyone.
I'd imagine this is an alternate storyline right, like a spin off movie that doesn't suck ( I don't think it would suck from what Bassfreak tells us )
Would it be not worth it to watch it in this quality

Should I wait for DVD's or watch this one? It looks pretty good for a CAM
Not everyone who experiences seizures have the same causes/symptoms. Sitting in front of a huge screen with flashing lights would be retarded of me.
I'd love to see it in 3-D but it's not worth the nausea.
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If by some crazy miracle this ever actually becomes a possibility, I hope the people who do it in real life aren't as fucking stupid as the people in the movies. Dinosaur gets out fuckin tactical nuke his ass to death or something.. Don't say "we can handle this".
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Idk, my neurologist begs to differ.
I tell him all the time none of my seizures have ever been caused by flashing lights and he's always like "NOPE YOU'RE WRONG, DON'T GO TO A RAVE" etc. etc.
But lets not derail this or koods will close it for Bassfreak to start a new one for the second time.
How about dem adorable raptors tho, guize?
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Shroomslip said: If by some crazy miracle this ever actually becomes a possibility, I hope the people who do it in real life aren't as fucking stupid as the people in the movies. Dinosaur gets out fuckin tactical nuke his ass to death or something.. Don't say "we can handle this".
Nope. If it happens in real life, we're going to let it happen 4 fucking times, and send the same man to deal with it after he watches all of his friends die in front of him, and we'll send that man in twice before he says "Fuck that"
Also Jurassic world doesn't have Jeff Goldbloom in it so why should I care to see it?
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i went and seen this with my son yesterday...i enjoyed it...i remember going to the theaters to see the first one with my mother so thought it was cool checking out with my son....
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Re: Jurassic World [Re: jboredone] 1
#21803491 - 06/13/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh man I hope it does get outta control that means itll be open season on dinos
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Psychonautica
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The newest Turok Sucked fat dick.
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jboredone said: i went and seen this with my son yesterday...i enjoyed it...i remember going to the theaters to see the first one with my mother so thought it was cool checking out with my son....
when it really comes down to it, that new dino was just a big asshole lol
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Re: Jurassic World [Re: Bassfreak] 2
#21803533 - 06/13/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SPOILER ALERT WTF. I THOUGHT THE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED T-REX WAS GONNA BE CUDDLY WTF BASSFREAK.
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Psychonautica said: The newest Turok Sucked fat dick.
nah u just sucked at it scrub.
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Psychonautica
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I was good at the game? There just wasn't enough dinosaurs breh. Too much shootan people. Not enough shootan dino's.
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yeh nah
they also did it so they could have multiplayer soooo
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