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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21805580 - 06/14/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Wtf dude that pan looks underage you sicko. There isn't any marks from cooking or cleaning you fucking pervert.



:pedobearpancakes:

yea but i mean comonnnn dudeee look at the alternative, that's like GILF porn




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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Salomon]
    #21806514 - 06/14/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm thinking about having this Trans girl come over today. Hell I can fuck and be fucked. Sounds like fun

Not bad looking and looks like a girl.

I'm considering it. :lol:

She wants to and I'm not sexually inhibited at all so maybe. But let's see what the girlies are doing first. Nothing like a warm pussy.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21806621 - 06/14/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Post pics. Either way. Post pics.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Lucis]
    #21806627 - 06/14/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Psychonautica said:
The poll says everyone's mostly straight closeted homos.


But there's a reason mushrooms are shaped like
a penis. :blowjob:





Nice pic of Leucoagaricus americanus

Oh yeah, did anyone mention pansexual?




It's spelt Phansexual :peyotezen:

Yes I mentioned it, and ppl think I fuck pans .

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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: TNK]
    #21806662 - 06/14/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not too long ago I fucked one of my mom's best friends. She's 46. She was always so touchy feely with me when we lived in Alaska. To the point where I was trying to play a computer game and literally had to tell her to fuck off can you please stop touching me?

She came and stayed with us for about a month and the funny thing is when my mom told me that I was like you know I'm going to fuck her right? :lol:

She isn't bad looking by any means kind of hot actually. I bet if she were my age still I woulda been hittin that ass up.

One day we got left in the house together by ourselves. She asked me do you want to shower with me? I cut all the bullshit are you asking for some dick? Yes. Ok I can do that.

Good sex right there Why I love older women they come with a resume.

and

I dunno i'm still on the fence about it but I know i'd probably enjoy myself. But I also do have to be up for work at like 430 am.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21806691 - 06/14/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So far, i'm just a bi.

I'm sure i'd go full panny given the right situation.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: TNK]
    #21806707 - 06/14/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:


It's spelt Phansexual :peyotezen:





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Phansexual
Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously
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pan·sex·u·al
panˈsekSH(əw)əl/
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1.
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: 1234go]
    #21806821 - 06/14/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:facepalm:

I stand corrected.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: TNK]
    #21806873 - 06/14/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Damn I'd have to walk so damn far for this. I would have her do it but I have to be up so early and don't want to leave someone I barely know in my place as I'm out the door and don't trust her enough to rob me or my renters they live in a big beautiful house.

But she said I can sleep there and she's right by the bus station just on the opposite side of town a couple blocks from where I used to live. My damn work boots are heavy and of course the busses don't run on Sundays. There only a dollar too. They think niggas ain't got shit to do on a Sunday? :lol:


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21806889 - 06/14/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

did you know that "transsexual" is not a sexual orientation?

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21806911 - 06/14/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nah I know it's a guy that wants to be a woman. I'm cool with that as long as there feminine looking. Can fuck me too hell ya it's the best of both worlds.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21806978 - 06/14/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Girls can get kinda weird and just generally don't know what there doing when I ask can you play with my ass?  Which you know is fine and all as i'm sure no guy has literally requested that from them before.

My ex of 2 years Holy fuck when she was playing with my ass she'd get wetter than i've ever seen her. Holy fuck that was fun I don't get like that often all though i am a biter hair puller. I'll fuck you right girl :lol: I'd roll her ass over and fuck her til she could barely stand afterward her knees were too wobbly.

Told me i've always wanted to do that to a guy. Well there you go and she loves that shit apparently. Never seen her that prepared to fuck before.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21806998 - 06/14/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Girls can get kinda weird and just generally don't know what there doing when I ask can you play with my ass?  Which you know is fine and all as i'm sure no guy has literally requested that from them before.

My ex of 2 years Holy fuck when she was playing with my ass she'd get wetter than i've ever seen her. Holy fuck that was fun I don't get like that often all though i am a biter hair puller. I'll fuck you right girl :lol: I'd roll her ass over and fuck her til she could barely stand afterward her knees were too wobbly.

Told me i've always wanted to do that to a guy. Well there you go and she loves that shit apparently. Never seen her that prepared to fuck before.




Some girls get off majorly to fucking a guy.

:awesomenod:


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: TNK]
    #21807071 - 06/14/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ya by the time I was like ok enough of this I want to fuck you she was sopping wet. Like so fucking wet I've never experienced it again. We had a lot of good sex but holy fucking shit that was the best couple times. So fucking hot.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21807328 - 06/14/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

90% straight.

Like if I'm watching a movie or a show and there is a good looking male character, Ive thought to myself before "like damn, that dude is fuckin good looking". But I have never gotten aroused by the sight of a naked man...unless I'm jerkin it to porn, then naked man is fine, as long as he is eep inside some luscious wet poon.

I just imagine that I'm actually said naked man right now plowing that sweet little vag. That gets me aroused.  :doggystyle:

Guess that probably makes me about %10 gay:lol:


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: lets drive around]
    #21808057 - 06/14/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So I'm staying the night at the trannies house. Fucked her not too long ago. Ya I sucked some dick I ain't bashful.

Took me to her friends place when she first picked me up. Fucking rode quads it was so fun. Making me dinner right now.

Shit was hot I ain't got any regrets.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21808059 - 06/14/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So I'm staying the night at the trannies house. Fucked her not too long ago. Ya I sucked some dick I ain't bashful.

Took me to her friends place when she first picked me up. Fucking rode quads it was so fun. Making me dinner right now.

Shit was hot I ain't got any regrets.




Right on brutha, enjoy life mate' :thumbup: :awesomenod:


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21808064 - 06/14/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hell yeah man good shit :highfive:

I didn't wind up making it to the glory hole this weekend, buncha relatives were over nd stuff. Prolly gonna go there either tmrw or Wednesday

the dude on the other side of the hole is mad cool, i had like extensive e-mails with him about many various things. he even offered to let me meet him face-to-face first, but i don't wanna do that cuz it would ruin the whole appeal of the thing. we're even of the mutual understanding that if i get uncomfortable it would be perfectly fine for me to leave at any point. pretty much just a win-win situation for me

i'll report back tho


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21808067 - 06/14/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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hell yeah man good shit :highfive:

I didn't wind up making it to the glory hole this weekend, buncha relatives were over nd stuff. Prolly gonna go there either tmrw or Wednesday

the dude on the other side of the hole is mad cool, i had like extensive e-mails with him about many various things. he even offered to let me meet him face-to-face first, but i don't wanna do that cuz it would ruin the whole appeal of the thing.

i'll report back tho




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Fuck yes  :highfive:


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21808186 - 06/14/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So I'm staying the night at the trannies house. Fucked her not too long ago. Ya I sucked some dick I ain't bashful.

Took me to her friends place when she first picked me up. Fucking rode quads it was so fun. Making me dinner right now.

Shit was hot I ain't got any regrets.




Oh yeah baby, say it... you sucked her dick. Say it! :smirk:


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