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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21812562 - 06/15/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's not how you roll yet, homosexuality is a slippery slope. First it's a glory hole hand job, than a circle jerk, next thing you know you're selling drugs for dick and putting a second mortgage on your home just to get your ass tore up .
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21812564 - 06/15/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21812573 - 06/15/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: That's not how you roll yet, homosexuality is a slippery slope. First it's a glory hole hand job, than a circle jerk, next thing you know you're selling drugs for dick and putting a second mortgage on your home just to get your ass tore up .
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle]
#21812586 - 06/15/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That does sound awfully gay. Like literal homo-eroticism kink fetish type shit. No embellishment of hyperbole is required for me to come to this conclusion. You have forsaken the lord god our father and spit in the face of traditional family values and long-standing socially accepted gender roles. Now say a prayer for repentance, hitch up your pants, put on your shiniest belt buckle, and head on into town for some square dancing and chat up some gals.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Great Scott]
#21812778 - 06/15/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or find another HOLE.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Gorlax]
#21812809 - 06/15/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or just jack off.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Great Scott]
#21812902 - 06/15/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ya I dunno I guess I'm just not used to it yet. Not saying it didn't feel good just felt like I had to piss.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21812918 - 06/15/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: That's not how you roll yet, homosexuality is a slippery slope. First it's a glory hole hand job, than a circle jerk, next thing you know you're selling drugs for dick and putting a second mortgage on your home just to get your ass tore up .
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21812928 - 06/15/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Keep in mind this advice is coming from a guy that only days ago was considering offering sexual favors to older women on the internet for cash/gifts, so he's got some credibility here.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21812938 - 06/15/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said:
Keep in mind this advice is coming from a guy that only days ago was considering offering sexual favors to older women on the internet for cash/gifts, so he's got some credibility here.
Id do it 
Is that even possible? I feel like itd be hard to have women actually respond though, how wpuld you gp about luring them in?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21812939 - 06/15/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said:
Keep in mind this advice is coming from a guy that only days ago was considering offering sexual favors to older women on the internet for cash/gifts, so he's got some credibility here.
"The key to getting assfucked by an older man for gifts is to pretend he is just a girl." - psychonautica
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: JvF]
#21812946 - 06/15/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said:
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moonrockmushy said:
Keep in mind this advice is coming from a guy that only days ago was considering offering sexual favors to older women on the internet for cash/gifts, so he's got some credibility here.
Id do it 
Is that even possible? I feel like itd be hard to have women actually respond though, how wpuld you gp about luring them in?
Possible, yes. Likely, no. I'm sure it is a slippery slope tho, once you get a taste of that sugar it wont matter anymore if you're licking a smelly dick or a wrinkly vagina.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#21813059 - 06/15/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So sheekle just got jacked off by a random guy..
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle]
#21813170 - 06/16/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Glory Hole Trip Report: So as a bit of background info - long story short I found a connect for a glory hole, and me and THE HOLE exchanged reasonably lengthy E-mails getting to know each other a little and sharing a little bit of info about ourselves, alongside some of our philosophies and opinions on some facts of life, so we can fully grasp the understanding that neither of us are axe murderers.
I arrived to my destination three beers deep. Peed in the gravel driveway on the side of my car, and headed towards the slider door as I was told. I entered in, said "god fuckin damnit" out loud, as my heart pounded and I walked straight towards the hole in the wall, hoping that my dick wasn't gonna get chopped off.
*Enter explicit 20 minutes here*
I say "I'm good man" after climaxing a second time. I put my boxers and shorts back on. We exchange some minor small talk in this time, a proper thanks on both our ends, etc. He says "how was it?", "A+" I responded.
"Peeeeaaaacee" I said, as I walked out there.
I felt a feeling of indifference, and satisfaction as I walked through the driveway back to my car. My curiosity of the experience was satisfied, and unlike the saying, I - the cat - had not been killed.
I then proceeded to back up the driveway into into one of his garabage barrels, get out of my car and put it back up, then complete my destination homebound.
Overall: 5/10
THE HOLE really talked it up as being some extraordinary mind-blowing experience, bragging about how good he was at it, but honestly it was kinda meh. I kinda felt a sense of "that was it?" during my departure, despite climaxing twice.
Would I do it again? Eh, maybe. Pretty indifferent about it, really wasn't all that extraordinary.
Oh yeah, apparently my dick is gonna be on xtube now. So that's cool I guess.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Asante]
#21813967 - 06/16/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: not gettin head just a handie to avoid STD's, theyre even changing the tape in the hole for me
i should ask for a vid of it after but maybe not cuz i dont wanna see the dude itll ruin it
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: 1234go] 1
#21814155 - 06/16/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've seen the dude. You don't want to see the dude.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: koods]
#21814239 - 06/16/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can a woman decide she wants a penis and get an operation for a penis?
Also when a dude wants a vagina is the new vagina he gets through surgery legit?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Bitter Cactus] 1
#21814246 - 06/16/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The neovagina created by vaginoplasty is fully sensate and self-lubricating, gynecologists can't tell the difference.
why don't people just do a quick google search to figure this shit out on their own why do I constantly have to explain the same awkward ass shit over and over again to hordes of ignorami aaarrrrggghhhhh
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BlindSophist said: The neovagina created by vaginoplasty is fully sensate and self-lubricating, gynecologists can't tell the difference.
Do you got one of them things? Or do you just take it up the ass for now?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Great Scott]
#21814317 - 06/16/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I do it all, it's called give and take. I do plan on having the surgery done sometime in the next couple years. I still need to research surgeons and shit. It's a huge step
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