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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: TNK]
    #21811454 - 06/15/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ya man its great and I'm no stranger to ass play with girls but most of the time they don't know what there doing as I'm sure most guys don't request it. But I will.

Just let her fuck me again. The Only thing is it pushes on my bladder so it feels like i got to take a piss.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21811497 - 06/15/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21811513 - 06/15/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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How do you makw those?


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: JvF]
    #21811534 - 06/15/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: propensity] * 3
    #21811539 - 06/15/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im leavin to the glory hole in 30 mins, will report back


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #21811557 - 06/15/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hopefully the trucker's beard doesn't chafe too much. good luck!


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #21811573 - 06/15/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ew thats gross

its seriously not some trashy truck stop bathroom BS,  this is some top-notch shit. like legit borderline classy

and im not gettin head just a handie to avoid STD's, theyre even changing the tape in the hole for me

trust me i dont fuck around this shits gonna be legit


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21811581 - 06/15/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what video?


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21811592 - 06/15/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Beanhead said:
what video?



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idk the other side is gettin filmed i should ask for a vid of it after but maybe  not cuz i dont wanna see the dude itll ruin it


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21811752 - 06/15/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A classy glory hole. :lol:


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21811759 - 06/15/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Shall I pre rub sirs cock?

:lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21811792 - 06/15/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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theyre even changing the tape in the hole for me





That is the most ridiculous shit I've heard all day. :lol:

Do you like plan your glory hole visits weeks in advance?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: TNK]
    #21811815 - 06/15/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21811872 - 06/15/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

About a 1 on the Kinsey scale


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Silversoul]
    #21811903 - 06/15/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd like to hear about that glory hole escapade. I'd feel very unsafe sticking my dick in a random hole. I remember looking at those ridiculous craigs list ads and there was a ton of glory holes and it was hilarious. Like come to 1213 main street apt #23. I have a sheet setup, walk in, stick your dick in the hole.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21811949 - 06/15/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Ya man its great and I'm no stranger to ass play with girls but most of the time they don't know what there doing as I'm sure most guys don't request it. But I will.

Just let her fuck me again. The Only thing is it pushes on my bladder so it feels like i got to take a piss.




You don't like that feeling? That's how you know she's hitting the sweet spot. It's not your bladder that's being pushed BTW it's your prostate aka "the male G-spot".


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #21812035 - 06/15/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

getting your prostate cleared is about the best feeling you'll ever have in your life.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: rxb]
    #21812149 - 06/15/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When you milk your g spot then jack off you will blow the most massive load of your life when you cum.

Milk dat prostate yo.


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: rxb]
    #21812246 - 06/15/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Glory Hole Trip Report:
So as a bit of background info - long story short I found a connect for a glory hole, and me and THE HOLE exchanged reasonably lengthy E-mails getting to know each other a little and sharing a little bit of info about ourselves, alongside some of our philosophies and opinions on some facts of life, so we can fully grasp the understanding that neither of us are axe murderers.


I arrived to my destination three beers deep. Peed in the gravel driveway on the side of my car, and headed towards the slider door as I was told. I entered in, said "god fuckin damnit" out loud, as my heart pounded and I walked straight towards the hole in the wall, hoping that my dick wasn't gonna get chopped off.

*Enter explicit 20 minutes here*

I say "I'm good man" after climaxing a second time. I put my boxers and shorts back on. We exchange some minor small talk in this time, a proper thanks on both our ends, etc. He says "how was it?", "A+" I responded.

"Peeeeaaaacee" I said, as I walked out there.

I felt a feeling of indifference, and satisfaction as I walked through the driveway back to my car. My curiosity of the experience was satisfied, and unlike the saying, I - the cat - had not been killed.

I then proceeded to back up the driveway into into one of his garabage barrels, get out of my car and put it back up, then complete my destination homebound.

Overall: 5/10

THE HOLE really talked it up as being some extraordinary mind-blowing experience, bragging about how good he was at it, but honestly it was kinda meh. I kinda felt a sense of "that was it?" during my departure, despite climaxing twice.

Would I do it again? Eh, maybe. Pretty indifferent about it, really wasn't all that extraordinary.

Oh yeah, apparently my dick is gonna be on xtube now. So that's cool I guess.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: What is your sexual orientation? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21812263 - 06/15/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Link or it didnt happen


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