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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Satyr604]
    #21814171 - 06/16/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Here on East Hasting (of Vancouver, BC, Canada), there are a lot of sketchy people and drug addicts.  Supposedly this is the place where people go to buy illicit substances.  I think you can only get things like weed here, though.  No mushrooms.

I went there once and got cheated out of 20 dollars by this crack whore.  grrr


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21817844 - 06/17/15 06:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I saw them at Manley Field House in Syracuse circa 72.  Hitch hiked from school with Zimba and then broke in. 

We're old but we are still alive




Now that I think about it, it was '72~  same tour.  Not '74.  Oh well.

"We're old but we are still alive."

It's a miracle!


Edited by LunarEclipse (06/17/15 06:17 AM)


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21818645 - 06/17/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You think he's old?  I saw that tour.




Can we all take a moment to recognize the brilliance of Jethro Tull! What an amazing band.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: secondorder]
    #21818956 - 06/17/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Girls that don't know how to kiss or use their mouth at all. Girls that are afraid of cum.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21819085 - 06/17/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

everyone has different things that get them off, and i certainly have my own kinks as well as my own opinions about them, other kinks and kink/fetish culture in general. but people who are just outright hostile towards any sort of experimentation tend to rub me the wrong way.  you don't have to like what i like, but you also don't have to be an asshole about it. thankfully i haven't ran into much of that. and the girl i'm with now is probably more into what i'm into after introducing her to it. :grin:

that bugs me, and so do bad grooming habits and women who scream like they're being stabbed when you fuck them. completely gross and distracting, respectively.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: millzy]
    #21838972 - 06/21/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Smelly genitals. Excessively hairy balls. People who give lazy head.

Body hang-ups (AKA refusing to have sex with the lights on, always wearing a shirt) and overall self deprecation is the most annoying shit in the world. I wouldn't face deep in your nethers if you weren't totally rocking my world right now. People gotta check that insecurity at the door.
:aweshit:


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21841304 - 06/22/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When they use the safe word before I want them to.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21850481 - 06/24/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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WAN said:
wait.  so if i got some shrooms in my possession (while I might or might not have been tripping on them), and let's say the police busted in, i would then go to jail?




Do the cops regularly bust into your place?


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: kykeion]
    #21850489 - 06/24/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When my lady won't give me a blowjob.

Or put on lingerie.

Or fuck me at all.


That shit kinda pisses me off.

Sometimes she used to try to keep her ass down during doggy.... She knows better about that now.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: kykeion]
    #21850597 - 06/24/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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kykeion said:
Quote:

WAN said:
wait.  so if i got some shrooms in my possession (while I might or might not have been tripping on them), and let's say the police busted in, i would then go to jail?




Do the cops regularly bust into your place?



No, but I am a person of interest to the police, and I have to be very careful with them.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21850626 - 06/24/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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WAN said:
To add:

Actually, now that I thought about it more, Ulfrick kind of had a point.  What I just posted DOES sound a bit judgmental.  So my question now is, what is the difference(s) between being judgmental/judging people, and merely airing out one's annoyances and opinions?

New direction for this thread.  Discuss.




What is not in yourself doesn't annoy you

So you judge others when you got stuff that annoys you

Now the interesting thing is what makes you seek out strange sexual fetishes online and complain about them?

Maybe a lack of interacting in one?


People who are afraid to be losers , judge losers
People who are afraid they are not womenly enough judge men who are too womenly/look like women
Kids who got too few friends judge others with few friends

etc.

We project our own anger, so you may have anger about your sexuality likely


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: lessismore]
    #21850636 - 06/24/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:mindblown:


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Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: lessismore]
    #21852331 - 06/24/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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lessismore said:
Quote:

WAN said:
To add:

Actually, now that I thought about it more, Ulfrick kind of had a point.  What I just posted DOES sound a bit judgmental.  So my question now is, what is the difference(s) between being judgmental/judging people, and merely airing out one's annoyances and opinions?

New direction for this thread.  Discuss.




What is not in yourself doesn't annoy you

So you judge others when you got stuff that annoys you

Now the interesting thing is what makes you seek out strange sexual fetishes online and complain about them?

Maybe a lack of interacting in one?


People who are afraid to be losers , judge losers
People who are afraid they are not womenly enough judge men who are too womenly/look like women
Kids who got too few friends judge others with few friends

etc.

We project our own anger, so you may have anger about your sexuality likely




Not really.  You are over-analyzing things.  I don't have any sexual hang-ups if that's what you are referring to.  I think you need to lay off this psychoanalysis thing.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21853963 - 06/25/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Denial is the most predictable response ;-)


"I don't like sex with cucumbers" - but then you still do it because you have to

Everything you say or do is the response to your inner psychological state, so if you speak about sex, your inner state is about sex usually - focused a lot on sex

If sex offends you, you may lack sex/wish for sex, or may want sex of that kind..


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: lessismore]
    #21854157 - 06/25/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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lessismore said:
Denial is the most predictable response ;-)


"I don't like sex with cucumbers" - but then you still do it because you have to

Everything you say or do is the response to your inner psychological state, so if you speak about sex, your inner state is about sex usually - focused a lot on sex

If sex offends you, you may lack sex/wish for sex, or may want sex of that kind..




If you so desperately want to believe that I have psychological issues/sexual hang-ups, go right ahead and do so.  Doesn't bother me. 


Edited by WAN (06/25/15 08:38 AM)


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21854282 - 06/25/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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WAN said:
Quote:

kykeion said:
Quote:

WAN said:
wait.  so if i got some shrooms in my possession (while I might or might not have been tripping on them), and let's say the police busted in, i would then go to jail?




Do the cops regularly bust into your place?



No, but I am a person of interest to the police, and I have to be very careful with them.



Well this is intriguing.  Do tell.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21854501 - 06/25/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

WAN said:
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kykeion said:
Quote:

WAN said:
wait.  so if i got some shrooms in my possession (while I might or might not have been tripping on them), and let's say the police busted in, i would then go to jail?




Do the cops regularly bust into your place?



No, but I am a person of interest to the police, and I have to be very careful with them.



Well this is intriguing.  Do tell.



Haha, I do have a story, however at this stage I am unwilling to share it with strangers (sorry zappa).  Maybe after a while.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21854549 - 06/25/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just ran into a girl at 7/11 yesterday who I was hooking up with for a little while, and remembered, she never let me take off her bra.

I felt her nipples were pierced, and sucked on em a little in the dark once, but it really bugged me that she couldn't let em hang free.

I mean, she was small, and I got the vibe that she was uncomfortable with them, but she looked good :shrug:

if we're gonna get freaky, let em free damnit :crankey:

like, you'll let me plunge my face into your snatch, but won't let me grab a titty wtf


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21854802 - 06/25/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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WAN said:

No, but I am a person of interest to the police, and I have to be very careful with them.




you mean, sexually?


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21854847 - 06/25/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
I just ran into a girl at 7/11 yesterday who I was hooking up with for a little while, and remembered, she never let me take off her bra.

I felt her nipples were pierced, and sucked on em a little in the dark once, but it really bugged me that she couldn't let em hang free.

I mean, she was small, and I got the vibe that she was uncomfortable with them, but she looked good :shrug:

if we're gonna get freaky, let em free damnit :crankey:

like, you'll let me plunge my face into your snatch, but won't let me grab a titty wtf


I was banging this fine ass little Mexican girl that did the same thing. I would try to take it off but she was giving up a good fight! :lol:


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