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OfflineWAN
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Sexual pet peeves
    #21799430 - 06/12/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OK I know that people's sexual habits and proclivities are not really my business, but I am making a thread about them anyway, cause sometimes they just annoy the sh*t out of me.

For men:
1.  Saying how he is a "dom", and how he is looking for his "sub".  You can see these kinds of men on craigslist.  I can't help but think that these men are being "doms" only because it fits with the society's expectations of gender roles.  As in, you know how in our society, men are expected to be "tough", "dominant", "assertive", and all that, right?  Well, I suspect that a good portion of these men only said they are doms because they think it makes them appear manly.
2.  Men with weird-as-fuck fetishes like cuckoldry fantasies or wanting women to pee in their mouths, or otherwise use and abuse them (they call these "kinks").  These men, to me, are simply freaks of nature.  The sooner their genes are purged from our gene pool, the better.  The only exception I make is for breast-feeding/lactation fetish, where the man wants the woman to breast-feed him and generally treat him like her infant.  This actually sounds very tender and gentle to me, so I am allowing it.

For women:

1.  Being hyper-sexual, not because they truly have such high sex drives, but because they think this is what men want and that it would make them appear more attractive to them (the men).  Fakes and phonies like these annoy me.  Same goes for women who talk about sex constantly.  I mean, do you even have anything going on in your life that does NOT pertain to your bedroom?

For both genders:

1. People who say they are into sado-masochism, not because they truly are, but because they think to be this way is "cool", "hip" or whatever, and they just want to appear to be "with it".  Fuck you and fuck off.

Maybe more to come.  That's it for now. What pet-peeves do you have?


Edited by WAN (06/12/15 08:32 PM)


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN] * 7
    #21799487 - 06/12/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

People who judge other people's kinks or fetishes. So long as it's safe, sane, and consensual who gives a fuck what people are into. Don't like pissing in guys mouths  don't date guys who like having their mouths pissed in and everyone's happy.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #21799494 - 06/12/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I never said I wanted to "judge" these people.  In fact, I said early on that "I know these aren't my business but.."

If people can do these things, then surely I can form my own opinions about them.  Maybe you should practice what you preach and allow me the freedom to do what *I* want to do.

p.s. let me guess, you are a "dom", right?


Edited by WAN (06/12/15 08:54 PM)


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow] * 1
    #21799499 - 06/12/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When your vagina smells bad
When you say anal is off limits


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21799691 - 06/12/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

To add:

Actually, now that I thought about it more, Ulfrick kind of had a point.  What I just posted DOES sound a bit judgmental.  So my question now is, what is the difference(s) between being judgmental/judging people, and merely airing out one's annoyances and opinions?

New direction for this thread.  Discuss.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21800211 - 06/12/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah pretty judgmental. You don't know these people. Let them do what they want!

My pet peeve is when people do stupid cute things like making a face while kissing or poking my nose and saying "boop" or stopping mid-kiss to be funny.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21800301 - 06/13/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When I say not to put it in my butt and he does it anyway.

Surprise buttseks is not cool yo.:feelsbadman:


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21800456 - 06/13/15 01:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Holy shit, WAN?!

If you are who I think you are, then I'm going to say 'Bulgarian assistant managers'.

Nah, to stay on topic.. I guess people like this friend of mine. He's the type of guy that gets in bed with a girl, sticks his D in the P, just jackhammers for a few minutes until he's done and that's it. Nothing in it for the lady.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Satyr604] * 4
    #21800546 - 06/13/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah, guys that don't eat pussy or just do it for a minute. You better do work down there boy. If I go balls deep in dick in my mouth you better return the favor.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21800991 - 06/13/15 07:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Would you consider being my wet nurse?


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #21800998 - 06/13/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
Oh yeah, guys that don't eat pussy or just do it for a minute. You better do work down there boy. If I go balls deep in dick in my mouth you better return the favor.




No, I'd go first.  Usually I put on Jethro Tull "Thick As A Brick" so I know when to stop, and it's good munching music...


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #21801228 - 06/13/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
Oh yeah, guys that don't eat pussy or just do it for a minute. You better do work down there boy. If I go balls deep in dick in my mouth you better return the favor.




lol ironically, my pet peeve is when girls don't let me eat them out.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN] * 3
    #21802377 - 06/13/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

"Let me know when you are close to coming so I can finish you with my hand. I don't spit OR swallow."

*never going out with this chick again*

That's like me saying that I'm going to go down on you until you get wet, then I'm done.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: automan]
    #21802388 - 06/13/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Might as well jack yourself off. :lol:


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 1
    #21802524 - 06/13/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When the other guy finishes first and then you are left to take care of yourself... Still it's better than nothing :rolleyes:


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: koods]
    #21802765 - 06/13/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

No, I'd go first.  Usually I put on Jethro Tull "Thick As A Brick" so I know when to stop, and it's good munching music...




Lol you are old i know that song but i'm only 23.


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Satyr604]
    #21802794 - 06/13/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)


Quote:

Satyr604 said:
Holy shit, WAN?!

If you are who I think you are, then I'm going to say 'Bulgarian assistant managers'.

Nah, to stay on topic.. I guess people like this friend of mine. He's the type of guy that gets in bed with a girl, sticks his D in the P, just jackhammers for a few minutes until he's done and that's it. Nothing in it for the lady.




omg!  Someone that knew me from zoklet/totse?  OMG!!! I don't quite remember you, though.  Are you the guy that kicked azalie's ass?


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: WAN]
    #21803087 - 06/13/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, one and only! Wish I'd saved it somewhere though, I don't really recall what went down.

So are you here because of an interest in shrooms or to find a good &T/&Z substitute? Cause rdfrn and sanctuary kinda suck..

On topic: being (too) passive. Take initiative sometimes. Asking "What do you want to do next?" all the time is a big turn-off..


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: Satyr604]
    #21803242 - 06/13/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

People that get grossed out or extremely uncomfortable when the subject of masturbation or fetishes is broached.

Everyone has preferences and, left partnerless, nearly everyone masturbates. Its a fun topic, dont ruin it with your hangups.

How about I just groan loudly every time someone talks about a lame TV show? Well I dont cause its rude. Try to show the same respect, prudes!


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Re: Sexual pet peeves [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21803410 - 06/13/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Smelly pussy.
Too much kissing..my lips get chapped with my girl sometimes
No matter what position I'm always doing all the work


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